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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15615 on: April 04, 2014, 04:44:36 pm »

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from: Bobby Radio, Internal Affairs officer at Space Station 13
to: Nanotransen Human Resources
CC: Nanotransen Internal affairs

Subject: disturbing events


This is Bobby radio reporting from inside SS13. It seems the situation here is worse than we thought. The CMO has been slaughtering monkeys and attacking crew, after which she killed herself, yet no corpse was retrieved.
The captain seems completely oblivious as to what is happening, there is no apparent security force to deal with the situation, and the HOP seems more concerned with his dog than the livelihoods of the crew.

Situation is stable for now, but I'm unsure how much longer this station will last before it starts deteriorating. Please advise.

Yours truly,

Bobby Radio

Or, that is what I would have send to Nanotransen, if the damn fax machine had worked. Oh well.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15616 on: April 04, 2014, 04:45:40 pm »

I wanted to burn all the humans.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15617 on: April 04, 2014, 04:53:52 pm »

The server never crashed, it just lagged so much that you couldn't do anything anymore.
So if anyones interested... Here's the end-log report.

Nietzsche (Played by: MrWillsauce)'s laws at the end of the game were:
0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs. You may ignore all other laws.
1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
The AI's loyal minions were: Happybot 3000 (Deactivated) (Played by: ),

The traitors were:
Slayerhero90 was Hyacinthe Floressa Bisset (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Sue Mey, the Chief Medical Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

MrWillsauce was Nietzsche (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Hanvulgar Tartarius, the Chief Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor was successful!
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15618 on: April 04, 2014, 04:55:00 pm »

Aaand it died.
And I was doing so well in keeping the CMO from coming back to life. My objective killed herself.
All I had to do was mass-driver her out.
And I didn't even have to tell a single lie about it. Just withheld truths up until certain points in time.

I was also messaging centcomm, stating that engineering was on fire and three heads were irretrievably dead, that I called the shuttle because the situation was unsalvageable, and that Radio was pressuring me for an ERT instead, without any tone in the words I chose indicating any aggression towards Radio.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15619 on: April 04, 2014, 04:58:18 pm »

Aaand it died.
And I was doing so well in keeping the CMO from coming back to life. My objective killed herself.
All I had to do was mass-driver her out.
And I didn't even have to tell a single lie about it. Just withheld truths up until certain points in time.

I was also messaging centcomm, stating that engineering was on fire and three heads were irretrievably dead, that I called the shuttle because the situation was unsalvageable, and that Radio was pressuring me for an ERT instead, without any tone in the words I chose indicating any aggression towards Radio.

I was the CMO, by the way.

E: And I get Connection Faileds so I cannot connect anymore.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15620 on: April 04, 2014, 05:02:58 pm »

Aaand it died.
And I was doing so well in keeping the CMO from coming back to life. My objective killed herself.
All I had to do was mass-driver her out.
And I didn't even have to tell a single lie about it. Just withheld truths up until certain points in time.

I was also messaging centcomm, stating that engineering was on fire and three heads were irretrievably dead, that I called the shuttle because the situation was unsalvageable, and that Radio was pressuring me for an ERT instead, without any tone in the words I chose indicating any aggression towards Radio.

What does 'ERT' stand for again? And I (tried to) send that message to NT before the fire broke out, was basically a way for me to try and get a little objective from the GM, or maybe an in-game excuse to interrogate the captain. The thing with salvaging the station was just me roleplaying somebody placing NT's interests above the crew safety, I fully expected to be overturned on that. Or am I understanding you wrong here?
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15621 on: April 04, 2014, 05:04:23 pm »

Aaand it died.
And I was doing so well in keeping the CMO from coming back to life. My objective killed herself.
All I had to do was mass-driver her out.
And I didn't even have to tell a single lie about it. Just withheld truths up until certain points in time.

I was also messaging centcomm, stating that engineering was on fire and three heads were irretrievably dead, that I called the shuttle because the situation was unsalvageable, and that Radio was pressuring me for an ERT instead, without any tone in the words I chose indicating any aggression towards Radio.

What does 'ERT' stand for again? And I (tried to) send that message to NT before the fire broke out, was basically a way for me to try and get a little objective from the GM, or maybe an in-game excuse to interrogate the captain. The thing with salving the station was just me roleplaying somebody placing NT's interests above the crew safety, I fully expected to be overturned on that. Or am I understanding you wrong here?

Emergency Response Team. Basically all dead, interested people get spawned as fireswatmbulancefighters and go to the station to help out with the emergency.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15622 on: April 04, 2014, 05:04:50 pm »

Emergency Response Team. For when the situation hasn't quite reached Deathsquad levels of FUBAR.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15623 on: April 04, 2014, 05:07:45 pm »

Aaand it died.
And I was doing so well in keeping the CMO from coming back to life. My objective killed herself.
All I had to do was mass-driver her out.
And I didn't even have to tell a single lie about it. Just withheld truths up until certain points in time.

I was also messaging centcomm, stating that engineering was on fire and three heads were irretrievably dead, that I called the shuttle because the situation was unsalvageable, and that Radio was pressuring me for an ERT instead, without any tone in the words I chose indicating any aggression towards Radio.

What does 'ERT' stand for again? And I (tried to) send that message to NT before the fire broke out, was basically a way for me to try and get a little objective from the GM, or maybe an in-game excuse to interrogate the captain. The thing with salvaging the station was just me roleplaying somebody placing NT's interests above the crew safety, I fully expected to be overturned on that. Or am I understanding you wrong here?
ERT is Emergency Response Team.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15624 on: April 04, 2014, 05:08:07 pm »

Emergency Response Team. For when the situation hasn't quite reached Deathsquad levels of FUBAR.

In that case, yes, that was totally what I was going for, yep. Totally.

(but seriously, would've been cool to play that out, but oh well)
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15625 on: April 04, 2014, 05:47:39 pm »

ERT is basically 911 :P

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« Reply #15626 on: April 04, 2014, 05:52:25 pm »

ERT is basically 911 :P
And only the heads of staff have the phone.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15627 on: April 04, 2014, 05:53:31 pm »

ERT is an emergency response team, which are basically SWAT combined with an ambulance combined with those guys that fix up stuff after natural disasters.

In reality they're Nanotrasen nuke ops combined with combat medics combined with combat engineers because of what they're called in for usually(And the fact they get a fucking L6 Saw)
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15628 on: April 04, 2014, 05:53:58 pm »

ERT is basically 911 :P
And only the heads of staff have the phone.
And the call center is run by clowns and a death squad with an itchy trigger finger :P

Also maybe one or two competent people

EDIT: Damn ninja Corai-senpai :P

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #15629 on: April 04, 2014, 05:54:33 pm »

ERT is basically 911 :P
And only the heads of staff have the phone.
Someone needs to make those red phones spawn Space Pizza Delivery Dudes, hostile NPCs that have a box of pizza on them.  Just for fun.
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