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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 2156321 times)

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14040 on: February 10, 2014, 12:07:23 am »

Meanwhile, Cargotza.

Cargotza Border Guard slashes Donkolechian death squad!
VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS! GLORY TO CARGOTZA!

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We need to set up a paper's please style checkpoint.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14041 on: February 10, 2014, 01:38:29 am »

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Renie Greene (as Renie Greene the SPESHUL) says "I have a laser that does not like legs!"
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14042 on: February 10, 2014, 01:42:22 am »

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CoraiUnki Announces:
     And thus, with the SCOM project terminated and their greatest soldiers killed by their former comrades, and the squad leader, commander and Nanotrasen council member gunned down by the mind controlled Sectect Ethereal, humanity became yet another species to fall to the extraterrestrial's rule. The cycle would continue, and more species would be enslaved.

Alien total victory.
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14043 on: February 10, 2014, 01:47:14 am »

Well, now I know to be more careful with that x-ray cannon.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14044 on: February 10, 2014, 01:52:33 am »

Especially when it's not yours.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14045 on: February 10, 2014, 02:15:27 am »

I'm so happy that I actually managed to get that script working, for once.
Why blow up comms when you can turn it into a musical?
...what?

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14046 on: February 10, 2014, 03:02:29 am »

I'm so happy that I actually managed to get that script working, for once.
Why blow up comms when you can turn it into a musical?
...what?
Tjoh hacked telecomms and uploaded a script that made every transmission a line from a song. Can't remember which one.

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14047 on: February 10, 2014, 04:15:07 am »

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CoraiUnki Announces:
     And thus, with the SCOM project terminated and their greatest soldiers killed by their former comrades, and the squad leader, commander and Nanotrasen council member gunned down by the mind controlled Sectect Ethereal, humanity became yet another species to fall to the extraterrestrial's rule. The cycle would continue, and more species would be enslaved.

Alien total victory.
Dammit Jericho. Actually, let's be honest, our downfall was that we had a squad of TEN PEOPLE. Half of them were inexperienced in the fine art of S-COM.

Jericho had the misfortune of leading them. I swear to god, had my pistol been loaded...
Ethereal's blood would have taken the bullet-shaped escape shuttle out of his head. But alas.

Jericho dies fighting for what he believes in:
FREEDOM. MURICA!
WaitnoI'mcanadianandJerichoishalfbrithalfgermanUGGGGH
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14048 on: February 10, 2014, 04:20:35 am »

Aforementioned write-up:

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I'm actually only halfway done, but I have some stuff to do. I'll try to finish the GOOD half when I get done.
...gundammit this sounds awesome.

Curse you, frail human body and your need for sleep!
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14049 on: February 10, 2014, 09:06:59 am »

I'm so happy that I actually managed to get that script working, for once.
Why blow up comms when you can turn it into a musical?
...what?
Tjoh hacked telecomms and uploaded a script that made every transmission a line from a song. Can't remember which one.

I made everybody join in on "Always look on the bright side of life". Looping. Forever.
My objective was to kill the braindead HoP, so I gave myself all-access and had some fun.
Round ended with the warden walking into my pod, getting himself parapenned. I spent the remaining time gloating to him. It was great!
Worse things happen at sea, you know!
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14050 on: February 10, 2014, 10:10:01 am »

I'm so happy that I actually managed to get that script working, for once.
Why blow up comms when you can turn it into a musical?
...what?
Tjoh hacked telecomms and uploaded a script that made every transmission a line from a song. Can't remember which one.
I made everybody join in on "Always look on the bright side of life". Looping. Forever.
My objective was to kill the braindead HoP, so I gave myself all-access and had some fun.
Round ended with the warden walking into my pod, getting himself parapenned. I spent the remaining time gloating to him. It was great!
Worse things happen at sea, you know!
'Twas a fun duet back at the nearly empty server.

EDIT: All hail Ian, king of Chicorgi!
« Last Edit: February 10, 2014, 10:19:57 am by Donuts »
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14051 on: February 10, 2014, 12:02:01 pm »

For bonus points, actually seal off the arrivals area so that the hapless peons HAVE to go through Cargotska Checkpoint to play.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14052 on: February 10, 2014, 01:19:23 pm »

Server down?
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14053 on: February 10, 2014, 01:21:47 pm »

Yes.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14054 on: February 10, 2014, 01:30:24 pm »

A bug was just fixed.
All handcuffed monkeys could bite humans.
And those humans would instantly turn into monkeys, a la jungle fever or monkey mode.
even if those monkeys weren't antags or infected.

That bug has probably been around for years, but nobody found it.
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