That round, man.
So I start off as an ordinary chemist. 10-15s in, my PDA explodes. A moment later, I get an adminmessage from Hans and am traitored. He tells me to eliminate my target with extreme prejudice (or words along those lines). So I start making my usual warpack: chloral and imped syringes, poly smoke grenades, and a spray bottle full of poly. Since my PDA is gone, I order my emag and thermals through my headset, along with two bricks of C4.
After much hunting in maintenance I finally locate Connor in telescience, but am greatly confused by the maintenance door which no longer exists there. I finally break in, chloral him, strip him, and drag him into maint. 60u of imped later, he stands up and staggers off, retarded and naked. I toy with him a bit before knocking him down and dropping a poly grenade on him. After the smoke clears, I drag his corpse to a secret room with a window onto space, plant C4 on it, and let his gibs launch into vacuum.
I then spend a long, long time avoiding Daniel (the CMO) so he won't get on me for not working, as well as the surprisingly unobservant HoS, who doesn't notice me cutting a secret door into the lower sec maint. I was worried about those emagged doors and I also wanted to steal the lethal syringes, so I grabbed both them and the scanner. Pro sec had already taken the revolver but left the scanner right where it was.
When I arrive back at medbay, Daniel buttonholes me with a proposition, and we go off to implant his PDA in his chest. After that, he remembers that his ID was still in it. Just as I finish opening it back up, I notice Feren approaching surgery in maintenance with my thermals. He lobs a minbomb (which utterly fails to kill us), and I BS an excuse about seeing a mining hardsuit through the explosion to lead the Sec and Daniel onto his trail.
One long manhunt later, we finally figure out that he was in the dorms sleeping. I later discover that he had a camo projector, so I think that's how he avoided my thermals. Anyways, I can see him in maint around dorms but have to BS to the rather gullible Sec to get them to believe me. Feren still slips away, but I tag him with chloral right before he stuns me. He uses his camo projector to hide, but pops out of it when he wakes up, and I jump him with a lethal injection.
As he's being cloned, I BS an excuse about forgetting what was in my syringes, and overhear the HoS trying to secretly whisper-ask the Captain what the sentence for manslaughter is, so I slip away and pocket Feren's ID, along with my own and Connor's. I head to cargo to order a spec ops crate, but the engineering borg surprises me in the QM's office. Thankfully I was wearing Feren's ID, because when I open up with my e-gun (did I mention that Connor had a bag full of e-guns when I killed him? I know, right?)... He looks at the woman in the medical gear and quickly concludes that she is the thoroughly dead QM. Woo.
With that busted, I slip back into my hideaway in Sec maintenance (which the HoS still hasn't noticed, despite the e-magged doors). I catch a glimpse of a sec officer comatose in permabrig and head there. After a quick lethal to ensure she doesn't wake up, I strip her and disguise myself as her, dumping the body in the perma shower room.
Shortly after leaving, the borg runs through with her body, trailing a tail of people. Nobody notices that I'm dressed exactly like and wearing the ID of the dead woman. I guess they were distracted by her choice of racy panties. So, I go back to check on the spec ops crate, followed by the HoS. Figuring the jig is up, I pull my e-gun and stun him, planting my second C4, and really wishing that I had a voice changer. He gets a scream off pegging this fake identity, so I hide and switch over to Connor's ID before going to genetics, as I've heard that the Captain was there and I wanted to call the shuttle.
I get in, three corpses on the ground, the Captain distracted with cloning. Literally the second I stun him that same goddamn borg comes in. After I empty the battery trying to kill him, I switch to a poly grenade before the Captain has a chance to get up. Right as I prime the timer the borg bolts the doors, and I muff my chance to thermite out. Dead.
After asking like a little bitch, I become the station's second blob, joining the spiders, wormholes, and first blob. We assimilate the shuttle, kill most of the people left, and infect Centcomm. FIN.
Oh, and I also lit two plasma fires at some point, but neither was very good. Mostly spent the round wishing I'd gotten a voicechanger instead of C4.
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