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[Flying Dice]

Sarah and Art: TOTALLY NOT GAY GUYS.

Just because Sarah was stuffing her tongue down Art's throat for five minutes and then sat on her during the pod ride to centcomm? Nah, no way. (Yeah, always remember that CPR won't bring someone out of crit, just keep them from dying while you get them healed.)

Also, I cracked up when you told the detective to open the pod door two seconds before we left and he got sucked into space. Totally didn't want to get Art alone, eh? 


GGWP to whoever the clown was, always nice to have a round where perps don't just SSD as soon as they're cuffed. And the new security gas masks are amazing. Also GGWP to Fniff/Sarah for the whole Sec routine. Both of you were great, and even the execution-happy cappy ended up working out.

[Kydrasz]

Crispin Sacred says, "Farmer Menace...? I thought we were the Tea Bandits!"

Also traitor was supposed to murder traitor who was supposed to murder clown, steal the captain's laser AND hijack the shuttle. Jeez is this how the Syndies haze each other?

[Fniff]

I swear someone wanted to be let on... Apologies to whoever played the detective!

[Flying Dice]

I swear someone wanted to be let on... Apologies to whoever played the detective!

Man, I had those IR goggles, I would have said something. 

[Fniff]

It was the radio message. Threw me off.

... NOT GAY.

[Graknorke]

Sarah and Art: TOTALLY NOT GAY GUYS.

Just because Sarah was stuffing her tongue down Art's throat for five minutes and then sat on her during the pod ride to centcomm? Nah, no way. (Yeah, always remember that CPR won't bring someone out of crit, just keep them from dying while you get them healed.)

Actually it can bring them out of crit, if the reason they're there is oxygen deprivation.

[Aseaheru]

Yep. And o2 kits are wondrous for keeping people alive.

[Flying Dice]

Sarah and Art: TOTALLY NOT GAY GUYS.

Just because Sarah was stuffing her tongue down Art's throat for five minutes and then sat on her during the pod ride to centcomm? Nah, no way. (Yeah, always remember that CPR won't bring someone out of crit, just keep them from dying while you get them healed.)

Actually it can bring them out of crit, if the reason they're there is oxygen deprivation.

But not if the reason they're there is electrified doors and laser burns.

[garfield751]

Joined an alien round half way through as captian and got some guns and saved someone who set themselves on fire by cloning them. Went to recharge some guns at sec with a group of people, when one guy nicks the gun out of the charger and downs Jaylen with it. I chase the guy, lose him, then when going to clone Jaylen I die to slimes released by the xenobiologist. I ghost before being cloned and instantly become a slime overlord, then my body gets shoved in the cloner and I become human again...

Wake up without my backpack or ID, so I make it to the shuttle and then decide to try blow the station.
Promptly use hand tele to go to bridge, where I am trapped so I try use it unfocoused. I end up in space.

Missing a few bits, but an unheroic end to an unheroic captain

It wasn't so much that I released slimes as it was me reproducing as a slime and then the monkeys there caused them to multiply.

[Flying Dice]

Man, this round. Clown in a 5-player round, get schoolgirl uniform and cat ears, mess about stealing things and spacing the nuke disk as Zack, Jinxie, Hector, and a wizard cause havoc and stuff happens that I wasn't really paying attention to. But then we all get together, except for Hector, and talk. After which we go to the kitchen and eat Zack's cake while SS13 Ode to Joy plays on the piano.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was a WTF, but it was a good, heartwarming WTF.

e: OH GOD THIS ROUND GUYS XD

[Kydrasz]

Man, this round. Clown in a 5-player round, get schoolgirl uniform and cat ears, mess about stealing things and spacing the nuke disk as Zack, Jinxie, Hector, and a wizard cause havoc and stuff happens that I wasn't really paying attention to. But then we all get together, except for Hector, and talk. After which we go to the kitchen and eat Zack's cake while SS13 Ode to Joy plays on the piano.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was a WTF, but it was a good, heartwarming WTF.

e: OH GOD THIS ROUND GUYS XD

Worth every second.

[Ozarck]

Man, this round. Clown in a 5-player round, get schoolgirl uniform and cat ears, mess about stealing things and spacing the nuke disk as Zack, Jinxie, Hector, and a wizard cause havoc and stuff happens that I wasn't really paying attention to. But then we all get together, except for Hector, and talk. After which we go to the kitchen and eat Zack's cake while SS13 Ode to Joy plays on the piano.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was a WTF, but it was a good, heartwarming WTF.

e: OH GOD THIS ROUND GUYS XD

Heartwarming? You missed Alden's story then.

[Flying Dice]

Man, this round. Clown in a 5-player round, get schoolgirl uniform and cat ears, mess about stealing things and spacing the nuke disk as Zack, Jinxie, Hector, and a wizard cause havoc and stuff happens that I wasn't really paying attention to. But then we all get together, except for Hector, and talk. After which we go to the kitchen and eat Zack's cake while SS13 Ode to Joy plays on the piano.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was a WTF, but it was a good, heartwarming WTF.

e: OH GOD THIS ROUND GUYS XD

Heartwarming? You missed Alden's story then.

It was heartwarming until more people started joining, then it just because incredibly random. Like the newly-joined Warden screaming bloody murder and shooting at Elyzer the moment he spotted him.

[Nienhaus]

And a new map image! Made in about 10 minutes on the current round.

Spoiler: Warning large. (click to show/hide)

Edit: So Imgur resized it, Let me reupload.
Edit2: Woo it's good.

[scrdest]

If you're in a rush trying to save someone in crit, you can skip making inap or dex and just shove 50u of Oxygen down the person's throat. Works like CPR, so the other chems are useful in the long run, but it may be just enough to let you save someone.