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[Flying Dice]

Why not? You were an engie traitor. 

On that note, thank goodness stungloves are gone.

[Iceblaster]

That was fun.

Get Crispin and the borg on my side, tell them I have to leave alone instead of being a dick and killing crispin on the shuttle like I originally planned.

Get disease.

Do some shit with Kaylee, still have disease.

Shuttle leaves.

Monologue.

Smile at the greentext.

[Facekillz058]

WHo plays as Kaylee? I enjoy playing with her.

I'm Hal Philips In-game, btw.

[Kydrasz]

That was fun.

Get Crispin and the borg on my side, tell them I have to leave alone instead of being a dick and killing crispin on the shuttle like I originally planned.

Get disease.

Do some shit with Kaylee, still have disease.

Shuttle leaves.

Monologue.

Smile at the greentext.

The funny thing is, I actually knew you were going to betray me. The moment you mentioned you had to escape alone I waited for the best excuse to leave and never come back. Betrayal is sort of the reason why I generally refuse to work with fellow antags.

[Hanslanda]

Well. I learned a few lessons from that one.

1. That idea was apparently awful in every way.
2. Don't expect the EVIL CULT to use... ANY modicum of sense. Rushing with cult blades is obviously the best tactic.
3. Don't do that again.
4. Should have just gave up when my internet was DC-ing rapidly at the round start.

[Flying Dice]

It didn't really help that
1. A good deal of the cult had never played cultist before.
2. It's hard to surprise-attack solo when there are two enemies traveling together with bolt pistols.
3. It's even harder to do anything against alerted enemies with bolt pistols. One shot is blind, deaf, slow, half-health. Two is crit. You can't hope to do much of anything unless you have a massive numerical advantage attacking from multiple directions, which is unlikely in the best case, much less when a bunch of people are trying to get used to cult and don't have much idea of what's going on.

Nothing against you. It would have helped if half the cult wasn't fucking around in some odd corner instead of using the e-guns we stole and ordered, but oh well. FYI, folks, stun then lethal. Unless you're using the Cap's gun like I was for those hit-and-runs.

Besides, nothing wrong with trying something new. :|

[Hanslanda]

It didn't really help that
1. A good deal of the cult had never played cultist before.
2. It's hard to surprise-attack solo when there are two enemies traveling together with bolt pistols.
3. It's even harder to do anything against alerted enemies with bolt pistols. One shot is blind, deaf, slow, half-health. Two is crit. You can't hope to do much of anything unless you have a massive numerical advantage attacking from multiple directions, which is unlikely in the best case, much less when a bunch of people are trying to get used to cult and don't have much idea of what's going on.

Nothing against you. It would have helped if half the cult wasn't fucking around in some odd corner instead of using the e-guns we stole and ordered, but oh well. FYI, folks, stun then lethal. Unless you're using the Cap's gun like I was for those hit-and-runs.

Besides, nothing wrong with trying something new. :|

I sort of expected the whole, "Go ahead and prepare bit." To get everyone loaded up on E-guns and stun talismans, but I also sort of expected people to try to get close via subterfuge when we boarded, which they didn't, really. Anyways, I learned stuff, and hopefully everyone else did too.

[Cheedows]

I'm sorry, but that was literally a first time actual cult round. RL stuff came up during the round also so I missed a good chunk of it making me not able to contribute. Hans, I personally liked that you tried to start something new. There is always a first for everything, be it wonderful or an idea.

[Ozarck]

I never figured out how to make talismans. I was kinda surprised someone didn't do so.
FD made a good point about many of us being newbies. Tomorrow, maybe I will try asking for a cult round in order to get more experience.
And Hans, at least when you fuck up, it's because you are trying to give everyone a good time. That means a lot, I think.

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, an adminfuckery round that goes balls-up is still better than another boring traitor round.


e: Thinking back on it, another issue was the difficulty of communication within the cult. With both unconverted crew and the Imperials listening on the radios (and us being from different departments), our only method of covert communication was through runes, which is time-consuming and rather limited. The time it would take simply to plan an ambush with that sort of time-lagged anonymous back and forth would far outstrip the time it took for you to reach your destination, forget allowing us to get into position. If we had been virtually any other antag group, we would have had our own comms channel and would have been better able to coordinate.

[TripJack]

worst thing about being the captain: completing antag objectives is stupidly easy

[M3hillus]

Gallant is an amazing Traitor. Kidnapped Most of the crew and placed us in the Xeno-pen. I just finished getting my most treasured clothing item in the game and I managed to sweet talk him into letting me keep it on. The bear-skin pelt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Aden Wood gasps!
Derrik Bush has been gored in the chest with the spear by Marissa Jaeger!
Aden Wood gasps!
Marissa Jaeger exclaims, "RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Aden Wood gasps!
Daniel Gallant says, "You hardly took a scratch"
Aden Wood gasps!
Marissa Jaeger pants
Marissa Jaeger paints blood on her face.
Daniel Gallant says, "So."
Aden Wood gasps!
Aden Wood gasps!
Marissa Jaeger exclaims, "I AM THE HUNTRESS! I AM THE WARRIOR!"
Derrik Bush gasps!
Daniel Gallant says, "I hope you have enjoyed that"
Daniel Gallant turned the shield generator off.
Derrik Bush gasps!
Aden Wood gasps!
ÿMarissa Jaeger has thrown the spear.
Daniel Gallant fires the energy gun!
Derrik Bush gasps!
Daniel Gallant fires the energy gun!
Daniel Gallant fires the energy gun!
Marissa Jaeger is hit by the electrode in the left leg!
Daniel Gallant puts the energy gun into the medical satchel.
Derrik Bush gasps!
Aden Wood seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Daniel Gallant is trying to put handcuffs on Marissa Jaeger!
Derrik Bush gasps!
Derrik Bush gasps!
Marissa Jaeger asks, "what do you will?"
Daniel Gallant says, "So that was rather enjoyable for me."
Daniel Gallant asks, "What about you?"
Daniel Gallant puts the stunbaton into the medical satchel.
Daniel Gallant asks, "Did you enjoy that?"
Marissa Jaeger says, "I just killed 3 men and a bear. Kinda hopped up on adrenaline really."
Daniel Gallant says, "We should see if the RD made any adamantine slimes before he...passed."
Marissa Jaeger asks, "Can I get something to eat?"
Daniel Gallant says, "Errr....no."
Marissa Jaeger says, "Damn."
Daniel Gallant says, "Nope no adamantine golems."
Marissa Jaeger says, "you know. When they said "Trouble in xeno biology, I thought...slimes."
Daniel Gallant says, "Oh."
Daniel Gallant says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAA"
Marissa Jaeger says, "Not thunderdome."
Marissa Jaeger asks, "Can I at least get some shoes?"
Daniel Gallant says, "Errr....no."
Daniel Gallant says, "In fact."
Daniel Gallant tries to remove Marissa Jaeger's quartermaster's jumpsuit.
Daniel Gallant says, "I like you better like this."
Marissa Jaeger says, "Comon man. I just killed 3 people for your enjoyment."
Daniel Gallant says, "Fine. You get shoes"
Marissa Jaeger says, "well... At least Im alive."
Marissa Jaeger says, "and being naked kinda goes with the blood facepaint."
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.


Marissa Jaeger says, "Warrior motif and all that."
Daniel Gallant says, "I agree."
Daniel Gallant says, "Plus it's sexy"
The locker has been unlocked by Daniel Gallant.
Daniel Gallant tries to put the brown shoes on Marissa Jaeger.
Daniel Gallant attempts to feed Marissa Jaeger the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
Daniel Gallant feeds Marissa Jaeger to eat the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky.
Daniel Gallant places the ÿScaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky into the the disposal unit.
Marissa Jaeger says, "Mmmrfph full"
Daniel Gallant says, "You...if you ever wanted to have sex, I am here/"
Marissa Jaeger says, "Errr....."
Marissa Jaeger says, "ummm....."
Marissa Jaeger asks, "Mind If I ....pass?"
Daniel Gallant says, "NO"
Daniel Gallant says, "REQUIRED"
Daniel Gallant says, "Just kdding haha"
Daniel Gallant says, "So."
Marissa Jaeger breathes a sigh
Daniel Gallant asks, "How's life going?"
Marissa Jaeger says, "Well....not to bad really."
Marissa Jaeger says, "I mean. Total self confidence boost."
Daniel Gallant says, "I bet so."
Daniel Gallant says, "Hey, if you wanted, we could just do it in the captain's quarters..."
Marissa Jaeger says, "Killing a bear and 3 men all In the span of an hour."
Daniel Gallant says, "Nice quiet comfy..."
Marissa Jaeger says, "Dude. I just. Killed. A bear. with just. My. Hands."
Daniel Gallant says, "Oh well. I find that attractive in a woman"
Marissa Jaeger says, "I would break you. Accidentally."
Daniel Gallant says, "You're handcuffed."
Daniel Gallant says, "And I have stun weapons"
Marissa Jaeger says, "Kinky."
Daniel Gallant says, "And I incapacitated you the first time."
Marissa Jaeger says, "electric shock tends to do that."
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should."
Daniel Gallant asks, "Come on...what do you say?"
Daniel Gallant says, "I know you want to..."
Marissa Jaeger says, "Nope. Only when I'm married."
Marissa Jaeger asks, "So you proposin?"
Daniel Gallant says, "Well let's get hitched. Right now."
Marissa Jaeger says, "need a chaplain."
Daniel Gallant says, "I propose Runtime as the chaplain"
Marissa Jaeger asks, "why not poly? At least he talks?"
Daniel Gallant says, "OrIan can where the hood"
Ian dances around.
You are buckled in to the chair by Daniel Gallant.
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stay still.)
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stay still.)
Daniel Gallant says, "Hood no work"
Marissa Jaeger says, "Damn."
Daniel Gallant says, "Gonna hafta hitch on the bus"
You attempt to unbuckle yourself. (This will take around 2 minutes and you need to stay still.)
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
You successfully unbuckle yourself.
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Marissa Jaeger starts climbing into the disposal.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


You climb into the the disposal unit.
Marissa Jaeger giggles.
Daniel Gallant says, "Nice try"
Marissa Jaeger says, "Admit it. it was close."
Daniel Gallant says, "Yep"
You are buckled in to the chair by Daniel Gallant.
ÿ!Daniel Gallant buckles in!
Daniel Gallant says, "Ok."
Daniel Gallant says, "Here we go."
Daniel Gallant says, "Ian, say the lines"
Daniel Gallant says, "Just a reminder: I will kill you if you say no."
Daniel Gallant mimicking Ian.
Marissa Jaeger says, "told you, Poly could talk."
Daniel Gallant asks, "Marissa, do you take this handsome, amazing, wonderful man to be your unlawfully wedded husband?"
Daniel Gallant fires the energy gun!
Marissa Jaeger is hit by the electrode in the left leg!
Daniel Gallant puts the energy gun into the medical satchel.
Marissa Jaeger stammers, "w-wait-t. Am-m-m-m I g-goin-ng t-to b-be c-cuf-f-ffed-d-d T-TH-H-HE WHOL-LE r-rel-lat-tion-n-n-ns-sh-hip-p?"
Daniel Gallant says, "Nah"
Marissa Jaeger stammers, "t-th-h-h-han-nk-k g-g-g-god-ds-s."
Daniel Gallant says, "NOW ANSWER"
Marissa Jaeger says, "yes."
Daniel Gallant micking Ian again.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Daniel Gallant asks, "Daniel, do you take this sexy naked woman to be your totally hot babed lawful wife?"
Ian woofs.
Daniel Gallant says, "I do."
Daniel Gallant micking Ian.
Daniel Gallant says, "Then I now pronounce you husband and wife."
Marissa Jaeger exclaims, "Whooo!"
Daniel Gallant says, "You may now kiss the bride"
Marissa Jaeger asks, "Wheres the cake?"
Daniel Gallant turns to Marissa
Daniel Gallant asks, "So. We gonna kiss?"
ÿ!Daniel Gallant unbuckled !
Ian chases its tail.
You were unbuckled from the chair by Daniel Gallant.
Marissa Jaeger says, "well, gonna need to take the helmet off."
Daniel Gallant tries to remove Marissa Jaeger's handcuffs.
Marissa Jaeger says, "yep."
Daniel Gallant leans into Marissa.
Marissa Jaeger exclaims, "FOR THE HIGHLANDS!"
Marissa Jaeger attempted to disarm Daniel Gallant!
Marissa Jaeger has pushed Daniel Gallant!
Ian chases its tail.

(Marissa Jumps out Shuttle door)

I think EVERYONE was dead, so Kept up the RP for interest.

[Iceblaster]

How did I miss this!

I could have stunned myself like I always do and bring humor.

Eh.

NEXT TIME I SHALL CATCH A ROUND LIKE THIS(if my sleep schedule allows it)

[Nienhaus]

Vladmir could have stunned himself like I always do and bring humor.

Third person then first?

[Iceblaster]

...

Goddamnit I lapsed into that.

Will fix in a moment.

I thought I'd be the one to do that