Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Negotiation?"
Ben Dover says, "Sure."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Yay"
Ben Dover says, "Safe passage out."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Nooow"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Okay, negoitation."
Ben Dover says, "Nobody gets hurt."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "If we both undress and dance, will you turn yourself in?"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Right. We can agree to that... if you drop all your weapons."
Ben Dover says, "No."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Oh"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Fuck"
Ben Dover says, "I'm the one with all the cards."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Alrighty"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Soooo we let you out"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If you drop the guns"
Ben Dover says, "No."
Ben Dover says, "I can let myself out."
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "Okay, how about you drop some of the guns?"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "And then we let you free."
Central Command Update
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Ben Dover says, "I just need to dispose of you two."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "We won't chase you if you drop the guns"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "......"
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "So why are negoitating?"
Ben Dover says, "So that you could go away."
Ben Dover says, "Unharmed."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Ah."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Good."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "New idea. Put htis on"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "No. No no."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Fine"
You put the the blindfold into the satchel.
You put the the black skirt into the satchel.
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Okay, how about..."
Ben Dover says, "Also, you two are missing a couple of crucial details in here."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Let me guess"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "You are from some company that wants everyone dead"
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "we give you 2500 in space cash, and then you live the rest of your life in Space Bahamas?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And it starts with us"
Ben Dover asks, "2500?"
Ben Dover says, "Please."
Ben Dover says, "You're insulting me."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Aaaaaaand we are going to be turned into sex slaves the next day when that company clones us"
Angelo Wilkerson exclaims, "You're insulting me, those are my wages!"
Angelo Wilkerson exclaims, "Per month!"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Ben Dover says, "Yep."
Ben Dover says, "They are."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Wait yep to which one?"
Ben Dover says, "Both."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "How about..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "But I don't wanna be a sex slave..."
Ben Dover shrugs.
Ben Dover says, "Such is life."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Vladmir kneels down and gives you a handjob? Possibly two."
Ben Dover says, "And then you die."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "...."
Ben Dover raises an eyebrow.
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Then you drop all your guns and leaves."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Eh"
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "A blowjob? Straight-up sex?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I can put on the schoolgirl outfit"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Give my best Anime impression"
Ben Dover whispers something.
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "Uguu, anyone?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Havne't heard of that"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Come on, free sex, you can't beat it."
Ben Dover asks, "Are you trying psychological warfare?"
OOC: Iceblaster98: Vlad and Angelo: Best negotiators ever
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Maybe I am."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Wait we are?"
OOC: Fniff: Free sex!
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "I thought we were serious?"
Angelo Wilkerson exclaims, "Dude, just stay on top of things!"
Ben Dover says, "Maybe I'm gonna try straight-up warfare."
OOC: Iceblaster98: I might copy paste this....
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Don't, I like psychological."
OOC: Scrdest: Save log.
OOC: Scrdest: Much quicker.
OOC: Iceblaster98: Save log?
OOC: Scrdest: Rightclick on chat.
OOC: Fniff: Right click the chat log.
Angelo Wilkerson says, "How about this..."
Ben Dover says, "Look, nobody has to die."
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "You give all your weapons in exchange for a blowjob from Vladimir, a free zippo, and a lifetime coupon to spend at Space Macy's?"
Ben Dover says, "Wait, I lied."
Ben Dover says, "Kaylee had to."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Come on, free zippo. You can't beat it."
Angelo Wilkerson exclaims, "A free coupon would be enough!"
Ben Dover says, "And half of each of the souls of both of you as a side dish, riiiiight."
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Wait... free sex isn't one of those you can't beat it?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I'm confused"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "A zippo beats out free sex, and so does a coupon."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Make up your mind woman"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Man."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "If you don't i'll put the schoolgirl outfit on"
OOC: Scrdest: GAHD
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Whatever"
*---------*
This is Angelo Wilkerson!
He is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a welding helmet on his head.
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He is holding a screwdriver in his left hand.
He is holding a wrench in his right hand.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Angelo Wilkerson's ID Card (Station Engineer).
*---------*
OOC: Scrdest: WHY IS VLADIMIR A WOMAN?
Ben Dover says, "AXL, I could tolerate"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Right, so..."
OOC: Iceblaster98: :3
Ben Dover says, "((Badchat))"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "What have we worked out so far?"
Shawn Polson says, "Uhhh. Wrong room"
OOC: Scrdest: AXL, I COULD TOLERATE
OOC: Scrdest: BUT VLADIMIR?
OOC: Iceblaster98: It's different every round
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "So, we agreed to that last offer, right?"
OOC: Scrdest: IT'S LIKE NAMING A DUDE 'LILLIAN'
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Coupon, zippo, blowjob, the works."
OOC: Iceblaster98: I MAKE HIS GENDER DIFFERENT EVERY ROUND
OOC: Iceblaster98: :3
OOC: Scrdest: INCLUDING FEMALE!
Ben Dover says, "OK, so wait."
OOC: Werty892: >join
Ben Dover says, "Let me recap."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Also your freedom, but zippo's a nice touch."
OOC: Werty892: >Including female
OOC: Iceblaster98: OOC: Scrdest: WHY IS VLADIMIR A WOMAN?
Ben Dover says, "You drop all your weapons, give me a handjob, and let me free, and I give you a coupon. OK."
OOC: Werty892: > *scoot scoot scoot*
OOC: Iceblaster98: The first time somoone noticed
Angelo Wilkerson says, "No, no."
OOC: Werty892: I noticed
OOC: Werty892: I never mentioned it though
Angelo Wilkerson says, "We give you a coupon, and you drop your weapons."
Ben Dover raises an eyebrow.
OOC: Iceblaster98: Yeah I change it every round BTW
Angelo Wilkerson says, "And you give us a blowjob. Each."
Ben Dover says, "No, you got it in reverse."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Wait.."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Nevermind"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "I'm not gonna continue"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Soooo"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "You let us go"
Ben Dover says, "Me neither."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "We give you sex"
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "Okay, so... who's giving the blowjobs again?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "A zippo"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "And alcohols"
Malachi Kelley [145.9] says, "Yo. Your Chief Medical Ass fixer here."
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Yeah, alcohol."
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "Want some?"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "C'mon, man."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "..."
Angelo Wilkerson asks, "Er. Whatcha doing with htose?"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "THink I'm going to back away now..."
Vladmir Dimitri says, "WE fucke dup"
Angelo Wilkerson exclaims, "RUN!"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "Didn't we?"
Angelo Wilkerson says, "Yeah."
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