Head of Security's Desk announcement: Once there was a guy called Rassell, Rassell had 4 walls. One wall had 1, another 2 and so on. One day Rassell decided to break the fourth wall, for no particular reason. Rassell is now dead, don't be like Rassell, don't break any walls with the number 4. Thank you -Security.
Your suit will now report whether you are live or dead.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns.
Your suit will now report your vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
Groose [145.9] says, "HONK"
Cara O'Connor [145.9] asks, "Doesnt that announcement kinda break a fourth wall?"
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "Uh that name has no conciendence with our Captain."
Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, " MY NAME IS BURNING HYENA"
Frank Woodward [145.9] asks, "What fourth wall?"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] exclaims, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
Mai Emershon [145.9] asks, " fourth wall? what are you talking about?"
Groose [145.9] says, "CARA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "ARE YOU SUGGESTING."
Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, " I MEAN YES NOTHING TO DO WITH ME"
Groose [145.9] says, "YOU HAVE CAUSED RECURSION"
Frank Woodward [145.9] asks, "THAT THIS IS A GAME???"
Frank Woodward [145.9] asks, "IS THAT IT?"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "THIS IS ALL A LIE"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "I'M BEING USED BY A PERSON SITTING BEHIND A MONITOR"
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "I WILL NOT BE PART OF THIS SYSTEM."
Groose [145.9] asks, "DO YOU THINK I AM PLAYING!?"
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "GAH"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "I AM NOT REEEEAAAAL"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "WAKE UP"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "WAKE UUUUP"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "AAAAAGGGGHHHHH"
Cara O'Connor [145.9] says, "How can this be a video game? I mean just look at this lovely ceiling we h-"
Priority Announcement
LIQUID
Cara O'Connor [145.9] says, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "OH NO THERE IS NO CIELING"
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "OUR CEILING."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "OUR LIVES ARE FORFEIT."
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "BUT HOW ARE WE STILL ALIVE"
OOC: StarToad: After a -fuckton- of work, I finally got Goon Botany ported.
Krystal Symers [145.9] says, "I just assumed the ceiling was glass.."
Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Where is the ceiling Centcomm you said there would be a ceiling."
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] exclaims, "WHAT ABOUT THE PRESSURE, THE AIR?!"
OOC: RussellTalbott: god commit it
OOC: NotoriousNinja: ported to what?
Xemo [145.9] says, "I am s-s-s-ss-s-scrubbing the airs-s-s-ss-s-s."
Cara O'Connor [145.9] says, "Why doesnt the air escape upward"
OOC: StarToad: Git a shit.
OOC: Loonicus: Very good.
OOC: StarToad: Also to JO13/SS13.
OOC: RussellTalbott: goon botany is only exceeted by goon chemistry
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "SCRUB HARDER XEMO"
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "AT THE END OF THE SHIFT."
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "THIS IS WH WE DON'T HAVE A SECOND FLOOR"
OOC: StarToad: Goon Chemistry i'm trying to emulate somewhat.
OOC: NotoriousNinja: oh cool
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "IT ALL GOES BACK TO NORMAL ANYWAY."
Xemo [145.9] says, "It is-s-s-ss-s-s not working."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "IT MATTERS NOT."
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "Well that was refreshing."
Lidveck Melovin [145.9] says, "Now let's all get back to work.,"
Russell Shazbit [145.9] says, "Yes work."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "Yeah."
Grats Hans.
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