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[Iceblaster]

Well, atleast its not saying a thruster is a uterus or that a tank is a tan.
or that a boom is a boob.

I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW SIGNATURE

[Aseaheru]

Oh come on!

[Iceblaster]

Oh the lovelyness of quoting people when only I get the laugh.

[Nienhaus]

Oh the lovelyness of quoting people when only I get the laugh.

Um. ((Look at my Signature))

Also people join.

[Iceblaster]

Oh the lovelyness of quoting people when only I get the laugh.

Um. ((Look at my Signature))

Also people join.

(())

Alright... I WILL JOIN LATER

[Man of Paper]

All will learn to fear Alec Whittier and his fondness for gold slimes!

[Cheedows]

I am really sad to see Red go, I will always remember the late night rounds with him and how he confronted me when I was a newbie and accidently set off the singularity. I have been using this game when I wanted to have fun, and Red has done this. But if he wants to go, I wish him the best of luck

[Cheedows]

Nevermind. Stupid me.

[BigD145]

Lily Caukwell asks, "How the hell do you melt a bible?"
Care Bear says, "Hugging is powerful."

Lily Caukwell exclaims, "Don't hug me. I don't want to melt!"

Care Bear  [145.9] says, "Lily Bear. Wait. I don't hug that hard."
Care Bear says, "Lily Bear. Wait. I don't hug that hard."
Care Bear pets the mouse.

[Iceblaster]

Why can't we just be happy with what we have?(Not to be rude)

[Darvi]

Because that would inhibit progress.

[Ozarck]

I did that the first time I stole the shotgun. Someone else told me it counted as a win.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: HONKHONKHONK (click to show/hide)

Just going to put it out there, but stuff like this constitutes around 80% of the reason why it took me so long to gain interest in playing SS13, and the normal absence of it is the main reason why I play on UMcS. I'm not calling out anyone in particular, but seriously. Lulzrandom trolling isn't amusing unless you're the one doing it. Or maybe it's just me. :|

[Jacob/Lee]

I was 540. Hans made me a traitor and uploaded an "Only Security Cyborg-540 is human" law. Since I was a traitor, I hacked myself with the robotics console. NOBODY questioned why I was using a laser gun to shoot down the resin walls and attack the alien queen.
Objective #1: Assassinate Jack Bright, chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Protect Lily Caukwell, chief medical officer. Success!
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!

[Hanslanda]

Occasional crazy rounds are fun. If they become frequent, no.

This. And even in crazy rounds, the RULES DO FREAKING APPLY. Goddamn.