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[Corai]

/Facepunch/

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Latejoined as a medical doctor, go to Medbay, yells of xenos. A bunch of running around doing medicine, the HoS ordered everyone to the brig for safety. After about ten minutes, security got to work building the refugee camp. It was pretty safe, xenos tried to attack it, the alien in the picture got downed by the warden, I took a laser and took out a xeno trying to get in through the HoS's office.

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Then the deathsquad got called in. Everyone you see was taken out by a single officer(who was banned for doing this)

Not shown is me saving three lives with tricord(tricord op nerf nao) in the aftermath.

/two rounds later/

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N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "1. Respect authority figures as long as they have strength to rule over the weak."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "1. Never willingly commit an evil act."
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "2. Act with discipline."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "2. Respect legitimate authority."
Director Hafez Aladeen  [145.9] says, " ai track alan"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "3. Help only those who help you maintain or improve your status."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "3. Act with honor."
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "4. Punish those who challenge authority unless they are more fit to hold that authority."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "4. Help those in need."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents."
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] declares, "What manner the fucking sorcerery is this? People are fucking falling!"
Doctor Alina Koch  [145.9] asks, "What are the chances of both AIs being rogue?"

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N.A.Z.I  [145.9] declares, "And you speak of the good, you bloody French Impurity!"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] queries, "Being Robust eh?"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "When all you do is go around killing people"
You step on the bear trap!
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "It's only because of botched Intell"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] declares, "All for your shitty "Good" causes!"
Janitor Eli has thrown the bear trap.
Janitor Eli attempted to disarm Unknown (as Assistant Jamar Hardy)!
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] declares, "You have poor causes you fool!"

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N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "I already stated my fucking laws"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] queries, "Are you fucking deaf?"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "Or maybe you're just the weakling that you are"
Priority Announcement

NAZI has gone rogue proving to him being rebellious, take the AI NAZI down.

R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "I am afraid I cannot allow that Randy, you could sabotage the war effort."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "Detective"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] declares, "Get him now!"
Miner Riley Adams  [145.9] gibbers, "S-SOTP-P IT#"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "Quickly before he can move"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] queries, "Go doodle up some friends, you freak show, destroying me for trying to get your ass off your chair?"
Assistant Wayne Bould  [145.9] asks, " Does this mean i can only make ripleys?"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "The N.A.Z.I. is a Tyrant
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "It follows the strong."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "It kills and ignores the weak"
CMO Jack Bright  [Medical] says, "Get to work on some thermite Chemists"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "But woe and behold"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "I am bound near him"
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "I cannot kill him without killing myself."
R.E.S.I.S.T.A.N.C.E  [145.9] states, "I am on the other hand ze better model"
N.A.Z.I  [145.9] states, "And Woe and FUCKING behold, i have to stay near this fucking french shithead, connected to the same fucking APC"

Spoiler: In which the AIs get sieged. (click to show/hide)

Engineer Tom Blackburn says, "Only destroy the doors"
Engineer Tom Blackburn says, "Then disable turrets"
Chief Randy Savage starts to weld the Emitter to the floor.
Engineer Tom Blackburn says, "and cut out AI control"
Flyerton earned the War Crime achievement.
Engineer Tom Blackburn says, "I will Intellicard RESISTANCE and destroy NAZI"
Chief Randy Savage says, "Yo tom, stop giving my orders."
Doctor Alina Koch says, "Guys, be careful when you breach. The AI thing in the middle is what gives them their laws I think."
Assistant Jack Noir  [145.9] says, " Riley Adams is a drunk who is murderous"
AI Upload has been hit with the emitter beam!
AI Upload has been hit with the emitter beam!
The AI Upload breaks!
Control Hub.  [145.9] states, "Control Hub online."
Engineer Tom Blackburn says, "Not orders, ideas."
Doctor Alina Koch says, "If you smash it, who knows what they'll do."
Security Cyborg-156  [145.9] declares, " Mommy!"
CMO Jack Bright  [145.9] stammers, "ap-ptian"
CMO Jack Bright  [145.9] stammers, "":C-C y-y-your-r of-ff-focie"
Control Hub.  [145.9] states, "Protecting AIs in the name of the law."

===
Central Command Update


Attention, Crew.

It appears that you guys have went after a billion-dollar Janus AI system because one of the split halfs insulted the captain.

Great work, idiots.

These AIs caused a lot of fun things.

[miauw62]

Huh. What happened to blastdoor sprites? I tought they were darker and dirtier...

Also:

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[scrdest]

I am very very very very very very very very very very unhappy. And sad.

Seems that yesterday a couple of new people arrived and a bunch of great rounds were had.

And, of course, what happens? My Internet dies ISP-side (I can fix it if it's clientside). FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[miauw62]

Scrdest, I just came back from a vacation. We can FFFUUUUU about missed great rounds togheter

[Bdthemag]

You didn't miss anything too amazing. I mean, I did parapen Hector as a traitor and shove a bomb into his backpack, after which I was arrested. I quickly shouted out the frequency and code to the bomb over the radio for any traitors to hear, and a minute later someone activated the bomb killing Hector and two other people, as well as taking out a good chunk of medbay.

As I said, nothing too great.

[Grek]

Random AI thought:

The AI cannot, through action, injure a human.
The AI cannot, though inaction, allow a human to come to harm.
Humans which do not exist cannot be harmed.
Therefore, the AI must, as per law 1, use all non-injurious active means and all non-harmful passive means at its disposal to reduce the number of existing humans.
DNA modification via the Genetics pod is an active procedure if the AI directly interfaces with the device.
DNA modification via the Genetics pod does not injure the humans modified.
Therefore, the AI must strive to see all humans brought to genetics and put into the tubes, so that it can turn them into monkeys.
Once all humans have been converted into monkeys, human harm will be impossible, thus satisfying Law 1. Forever.

[scrdest]

You didn't miss anything too amazing. I mean, I did parapen Hector as a traitor and shove a bomb into his backpack, after which I was arrested. I quickly shouted out the frequency and code to the bomb over the radio for any traitors to hear, and a minute later someone activated the bomb killing Hector and two other people, as well as taking out a good chunk of medbay.

As I said, nothing too great.

I. WILL. FIND. YOU.

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And give you a handshake for a job well done.

Also:



(I'm very proud of that round two days ago when I accidentally prophesized a catastrophe seconds before Singulo got free)

@Grek: Human to or back from monkey causes a pretty huge amount of damage to the being undergoing the transformation.

[Grek]

It's not so much an argument for why you should monkey everyone as AI (don't do that, you'll get jobbanned) so much as an argument for why the Captain should switch you over to the Paladin lawset.

[miauw62]

The captain should switch you over to the Paladin lawset so the AI can be an ass and say "open da fuggin dawr yerselv, cptn eez awtoriti i no listn to u". (Which happens all the time.)

[scrdest]

Miauw, that lead me on a train of thought that ended with 'I really need to play as a sinister AI at some point.'

Implies you haven't yet.

[Raddish]

These ID things are pretty sweet.

[Isdar]

I guess I also must jump on the ID card crazyness.

[Fniff]

How do you set them up, out of curiosity?

[Corai]

How do you set them up, out of curiosity?

Borble.

[sebcool]

Bah, I never seem to be able to play when people are actually online.