OH GOD PARANOIA ROUND SO FUN! Best moments! I played Friend Computer.
There was the Ian fiasco, where they had to save Ian WHILE ALL HANDCUFFED and the oxygen was draining out! Then I killed Ian with a door.
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "You must escape without breaking any of the doors!"
Friend Computer declares, "OR going into the security office!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "OR going into the security office!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist) [145.9] asks, "May we leave the holopad, Friend Computer?"
Friend Computer states, "After all, that is above your security clearence"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] states, "After all, that is above your security clearence"
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Y'know, Werty would make a fantastic Paranoia GM.
Friend Computer declares, "Obviously not!"
Backstory for that one is I ordered them to stand on the holopad in arrivals lounge.
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist) [145.9] asks, "I believe it is! Friend Computer, should I beat my own skull in to save you the trouble of executing me?"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] states, "Since you seem to have trouble getting to you jobs, I have gotten you a alternative route"
Friend Computer declares, "Through SPACE!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Through SPACE!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist) [145.9] exclaims, "Yay!"
Nicole Tsuri 2 (Scientist) [145.9] says, "Haap-"
Roman Howard (Chef) [145.9] asks, "Via shuttle?"
Piero Joplin (Research Director) [145.9] exclaims, "Thank you, Friend Computer! I am ever so happy!"
Roman Howard (Chef) [145.9] says, "How generous."
Friend Computer declares, "No, that is above your security clearence!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "No, that is above your security clearence!"
OOC: RedFox47: ...
Friend Computer declares, "You will have to walk!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "You will have to walk!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist) [145.9] exclaims, "YAY!"
OOC: RedFox47: You. Need. To. Be. A. Fucking. GM.
They had to get to there jobs from arrivals, so I gave them a way to go
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Just take the holopad with you!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist) [145.9] says, "I WILL DO MY BEST."
NO LEAVING HOLOPAD
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Please destroy Roman!"
OOC: RedFox47: But, it had nobody to help it go along.
Piero Joplin (Research Director) [145.9] says, "OKAY~"
Friend Computer declares, "Wrong person!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Wrong person!"
Friend Computer declares, "Hah hah!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Hah hah!"
Piero Joplin (Research Director) [145.9] says, "OH."
Piero Joplin (Research Director) [145.9] says, "SHIT."
OOC: RedFox47: Yep.
Friend Computer declares, "Destroy Piero!"
lololololol
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Alina, I have decided to spare you!"
Friend Computer declares, "But on one condition!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "But on one condition!"
Alina Koch (Medical Doctor) [145.9] asks, "Thank you, Friend Computer! And what is the condition?"
Friend Computer declares, "You have to make 500 copies of your life's memories, in 10 minuets!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "You have to make 500 copies of your life's memories, in 10 minuets!"
Alina was being killed, so, problem solved!
Piero Joplin (Research Director) [145.9] exclaims, "Friend Computer, Nicole forced me here!"
Piero Joplin (Research Director) [145.9] exclaims, "She pushed me through the door!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Good point!"
Friend Computer (AI) [145.9] declares, "Execute the traitor!"
Nicole was DEAD!
And there was me singing Voltaire-When You're Evil. That was perfect.