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[Flying Dice]

The fact that you at least recognize it makes you better off than a lot of people, greatorder. If you're aware of the problem you can work on improving. 

[Jacob/Lee]

Wow, it's lonely here.

[scrdest]

Wow, it's lonely here.

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[Fniff]

So I'm playing SS13 again on this server. I'm remembering why I liked it.

[werty892]

(blargh)

[Bdthemag]

Don't post about it on the forums, you'll only give people reason to bitch and moan. Leave it at just a PM, and let the admins handle it.

[Nienhaus]

Fun.

[Kydrasz]

Favorite thing from that round.

"Flower for the pretty lady?"

[frostshotgg]

Singuloth hungers.

[Corai]

Favorite thing from that round.

"Flower for the pretty lady?"

I was gonna say 'aww' after you squirted me. But stun baton happened.

[werty892]

OH GOD PARANOIA ROUND SO FUN! Best moments! I played Friend Computer.
There was the Ian fiasco, where they had to save Ian WHILE ALL HANDCUFFED and the oxygen was draining out! Then I killed Ian with a door.

Spoiler: Get out while you still can! (click to show/hide)

Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "You must escape without breaking any of the doors!"
Friend Computer declares, "OR going into the security office!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "OR going into the security office!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist)   [145.9] asks, "May we leave the holopad, Friend Computer?"
Friend Computer states, "After all, that is above your security clearence"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] states, "After all, that is above your security clearence"
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Y'know, Werty would make a fantastic Paranoia GM.
Friend Computer declares, "Obviously not!"

Backstory for that one is I ordered them to stand on the holopad in arrivals lounge.

Spoiler: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE (click to show/hide)

Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist)   [145.9] asks, "I believe it is! Friend Computer, should I beat my own skull in to save you the trouble of executing me?"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] states, "Since you seem to have trouble getting to you jobs, I have gotten you a alternative route"
Friend Computer declares, "Through SPACE!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Through SPACE!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist)   [145.9] exclaims, "Yay!"
Nicole Tsuri 2 (Scientist)   [145.9] says, "Haap-"
Roman Howard (Chef)   [145.9] asks, "Via shuttle?"
Piero Joplin (Research Director)   [145.9] exclaims, "Thank you, Friend Computer! I am ever so happy!"
Roman Howard (Chef)   [145.9] says, "How generous."
Friend Computer declares, "No, that is above your security clearence!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "No, that is above your security clearence!"
OOC: RedFox47: ...
Friend Computer declares, "You will have to walk!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "You will have to walk!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist)   [145.9] exclaims, "YAY!"
OOC: RedFox47: You. Need. To. Be. A. Fucking. GM.

They had to get to there jobs from arrivals, so I gave them a way to go

Spoiler: Its easy! Impossible but EASY! (click to show/hide)

Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Just take the holopad with you!"
Alina Koch 2 (Roboticist)   [145.9] says, "I WILL DO MY BEST."

NO LEAVING HOLOPAD

Spoiler: Clerical error. (click to show/hide)

Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Please destroy Roman!"
OOC: RedFox47: But, it had nobody to help it go along.
Piero Joplin (Research Director)   [145.9] says, "OKAY~"
Friend Computer declares, "Wrong person!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Wrong person!"
Friend Computer declares, "Hah hah!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Hah hah!"
Piero Joplin (Research Director)   [145.9] says, "OH."
Piero Joplin (Research Director)   [145.9] says, "SHIT."
OOC: RedFox47: Yep.
Friend Computer declares, "Destroy Piero!"

lololololol

Spoiler: Spoiler warning:It was HAPPYFIRENDCOMPUTERx1000 (click to show/hide)

Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Alina, I have decided to spare you!"
Friend Computer declares, "But on one condition!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "But on one condition!"
Alina Koch (Medical Doctor)   [145.9] asks, "Thank you, Friend Computer! And what is the condition?"
Friend Computer declares, "You have to make 500 copies of your life's memories, in 10 minuets!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "You have to make 500 copies of your life's memories, in 10 minuets!"

Alina was being killed, so, problem solved!

Spoiler: KILL DAT DEAD PERSON (click to show/hide)

Piero Joplin (Research Director)   [145.9] exclaims, "Friend Computer, Nicole forced me here!"
Piero Joplin (Research Director)   [145.9] exclaims, "She pushed me through the door!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Good point!"
Friend Computer (AI)   [145.9] declares, "Execute the traitor!"

Nicole was DEAD!

And there was me singing Voltaire-When You're Evil. That was perfect.

[Iceblaster]

Fuck.

I hate getting back into 'School mode' and missing rounds like this

[scrdest]

Fuck.

I hate getting back into 'School mode' and missing rounds like this

Why are you in 'School mode' in late July?

[Aklyon]

You're about half a month too early, Ice.

[Iceblaster]

I knooooooow, but come on, being early is better than being groggy all day the first week of school