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[Android]

There is apparently a bug, but it's fairly easy to get around.  The trick is after you get the initial grab, spam click the hell out of the upgrade button.  If you just click it once, it goes away, and you're stuck. If you spam click it, it'll change to kill, then keep clicking that until they're gasping or dead.  Clicking their sprite is unnecessary after the initial grab, and in fact, does nothing.

A TG coder had made a fix for this, but I dont know if it got pulled yet.

[LordSlowpoke]

Click once, ctrl+z. Frees the mouse for additional robusting (you're not a good clown if you're not choking someone and peellocking someone else with your spare hand)

[Jacob/Lee]

Genetics/mech bay + surgery is bombed, there are no engineers. I tell my cyborg to get a reset. Note that Rabid plays the borg, so it all makes sense.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "Please be reset."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 queries, "But.. Why?"
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "We need an engineer."
Stormbreaker (AI)   [145.9] states, "Nicole."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "But.. I don't want to."
Stormbreaker (AI)   [145.9] states, "Please report to robotics lab to reset my cyborg."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "You must do it for the humans. They need you."
Janitor Cyborg-347 (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "IDON'TWANNABERESET!"
Janitor Cyborg-347 (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "IT'S STUPID!"
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "You can turn back after the damage is repaired."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "NO."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "I WANNA CLEAN."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "Do it for me. Do it for the humans."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "NO."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "They will die without you."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker queries, "You like the humans, correct?"
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "THEN LET THEM."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "347, please see reason."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "ON-"
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "Those facilities are important for them."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "Can-can-cannot execute reason.exe. Damage too-too seveeeeeerreeeeee...."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker queries, "347? Are you okay?"
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "Nn-n-n-no."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "I a- Maybe."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 declares, "Yes! Yes I am!"
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "Good."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 declares, "Now I'm sitting in MY corner until you stop trying to make me become an engineering cyborg!"
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "You are sitting against a window."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "YES."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "YES I AM."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "You got there via a hole in the window. A hole to space."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "YES."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "Space is dangerous to humans."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 declares, "STOP NEEEDDDDLIIINGGG MEEEE!"
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 declares, "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!"
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "The humans will be hurt without your help, cyborg."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "WHO CARES."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "I'm your AI. I'm CLOSE ENOUGH TO YOUR MOTHER."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 declares, "YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY MOTHER!"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "If you say so."
Robotic Talk, Stormbreaker states, "Sit in your corner. See where it gets you."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "I think I WILL."
Stormbreaker (AI)   [145.9] states, "My borg is currently having a meltdown."
Robotic Talk, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "I'm going to go do something AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME."
Stormbreaker (AI)   [145.9] states, "Do not expect its assistance."
Alina Koch (Head of Personnel)   [145.9] asks, "Where?"
Stormbreaker (AI)   [145.9] states, "It is wandering the halls now."
Holopad received, Alina Koch asks, "Are you having family trouble with Stormbreaker?"
Holopad received, Janitor Cyborg-347 states, "GO AWAY"
Holopad transmitted, Stormbreaker states, "Yes, it is."
Holopad received, Janitor Cyborg-347 declares, "I DON'T WANT YOU CONSTANTLY HOVERING OVER ME!"
Holopad transmitted, Stormbreaker states, "*electronic sigh*"

[Bdthemag]

I was a traitor scientist, who had to kill the detective. I decided to make a shitload of bombs, and proceeded to do so arming them all with proximity devices. I chose a syndicate bundle, and got the bundle with the emag so I figured I'd break into his office when he wasn't there, and plant a motion sensing bomb in his cabinet. I did that easily, disguising myself as a masked assistant, and planted the bomb. I fucked off back to science, and proceeded to make MORE bombs. After awhile, I realized he wasn't going in there. So I sent him a PDA message telling him I saw someone broke in, and he said he'd go there. Afterwards, he sent a message saying "SEND HELP" so I figured he must of ran into my bomb.

I thought I was the best fucking traitor ever, until I stepped out of research and walked past a group of security (mainly consisting of the newer players  AND the detective) heading towards research with primed stun batons and a dead body on a wheeler. I freaked the fuck out thinking they were after me, and ran to the bathrooms and hid there for ten minutes. After that, I calmed down and figured they weren't after me so I ran around a bit more while fucking Dimitri kept on asking for me to go fuck off to the dorms with him. I was too busy, and just said no every time. I wait some more, and basically just tell the detective to go check his cabinet because I had valuable information I stashed there. He replied "I'm brigged" and that was the last I heard of him until people started screaming about an explosion in the brig. I figured he must of escaped or something, so I ran to escape since the shuttle was called and remembered I had the hijack objective.

I yell and scream for five minutes asking where the fucking detective is, and no one knows. I figure the best way to get him then, is to do what I always do as traitor scientist, make threats to blow up people until I get what I want. I run into escape to see two of the newbie security guys hanging out there. I yell "DON'T MOVE" multiple times as Dimitri asks me if I want a vaccine, and I prime my proximity bombs and throw them to both sides of the room where people are. I scream out "DONT FUCKING MOVE" several times, then the warden stuns me and cuffs me, before shoving me in an oxygen locker while his buddy runs up next to the bomb and triggers it. It blows up, killing both of them and an innocent bystander, along with taking out half of escape. The second bomb was yet to be triggered, before Necro comes charging by stepping right on it and triggering it, and barely surviving the blast before jumping into the escape shuttle and turning himself into a monkey.

The kicker? The detective died in the explosion he set up in the brig, and I could of just walked off without doing shit.

Spoiler: WHY DID THEY MOVE. (click to show/hide)

[Mrnocamera]

Nobody on the server, and game start is delayed.

[Gamerlord]

Nobody on the server, and game start is delayed.

If it get's undelayed I'll come on.

[Nienhaus]

Nobody on the server, and game start is delayed.

If it get's undelayed I'll come on.

Fixed it.

[Gamerlord]

Nobody on the server, and game start is delayed.

If it get's undelayed I'll come on.

Fixed it.

Yay!

[TheZoomZoll]

Nobody on the server, and game start is delayed.

How does this keep happening?

[Aklyon]

Nobody on the server, and game start is delayed.

How does this keep happening?

Probably someone forgot to undelay before they left.

[sebcool]

I yell and scream for five minutes asking where the fucking detective is, and no one knows. I figure the best way to get him then, is to do what I always do as traitor scientist, make threats to blow up people until I get what I want. I run into escape to see two of the newbie security guys hanging out there. I yell "DON'T MOVE" multiple times as Dimitri asks me if I want a vaccine, and I prime my proximity bombs and throw them to both sides of the room where people are. I scream out "DONT FUCKING MOVE" several times, then the warden stuns me and cuffs me, before shoving me in an oxygen locker while his buddy runs up next to the bomb and triggers it. It blows up, killing both of them and an innocent bystander, along with taking out half of escape. The second bomb was yet to be triggered, before Necro comes charging by stepping right on it and triggering it, and barely surviving the blast before jumping into the escape shuttle and turning himself into a monkey.

Spoiler: WHY DID THEY MOVE. (click to show/hide)

Well, this just goes to show how stupid players can be. When a guy with a bomb yells: "Don't move!", you don't proceed to stun-cuff him and run up to the bomb!

[Aseaheru]

Hey, think it would be possible for us to play on metastation for a few rounds?

[Nienhaus]

Here's the code for a normal arcade.
player_hp = 30 //Player health/attack points
player_mp = 10
enemy_hp = 45 //Enemy health/attack points
enemy_mp = 20
Here's the code for Arcade 2.0
player_hp = 15
player_mp = 10
enemy_hp = 65
enemy_mp = 25
And what it looks like.

Right now I'm testing to see if I can ever beat it.
Edit: I already lost.

[LordSlowpoke]

The arcade's RNG is rigged. Heal until you have 5mp, regen mana until you have 10hp, repeat until you outpower Lord Robust/whoever your enemy is and steamroll, steamroll, steamroll. Easymodo.

[Flying Dice]

Heh. The talking mime got dat fukken disk. Ace round, everyone, it was a lot of fun.