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[Jacob/Lee]

Robotic transformation (gained by eating roburgers) is horrifying. Some messages and similar things the game produces while infected:

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Beep...boop..
Bop...beeep...
Your joints feel very stiff.
Your skin feels very loose.
Your skin feels as if it's about to burst off...

Your skin feels loose.
Your joints feel stiff.

Axl Blyant exclaims, "beep, beep!"
Axl Blyant says, "Boop...bop"
Axl Blyant says, "I wwwaaannntt tttoo dddiiieeee..."
Axl Blyant says, "Boop bop boop beep."
Axl Blyant says, "kkkiiiill mmme"

Xeno transformation is similar.

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Kill...
You can feel something move...inside.
You can feel... something...inside you.
Your blood boils!
Your skin feels very tight.
Your skin feels impossibly calloused...

Allen Merryman says, "You look delicious."
Allen Merryman exclaims, "Hsssshhhhh!"
Allen Merryman says, "Going to... Devour you..."

[Jacob/Lee]

Do you actually transform into a robot and xeno, or do you just get those messages?

Seems not. It just causes massive damage until you cure it or die, I think.

[Graknorke]

Do you actually transform into a robot and xeno, or do you just get those messages?

It does on goon at least.

[QuakeIV]

The hell happened to TG server?

[Aseaheru]

Dunno. check there forums?

[QuakeIV]

Last post may 03, and the place looks slightly hacked.

[Chiefwaffles]

I believe that you're looking at the old forum;
The forums + wiki have switched owners, and the old domain/site/whatever has been switched to read-only. The current main domain/url(/whatever) is now ss13.eu.

[Hanslanda]

Low pop round, late at night. Game starts, I'm the insane RD. I cut out Kaylee's brain, make her a borg. Then, I go purge the AI's laws, only to find that I am it's objective. I let it kill me.

Then, I change it's objectives.

Objectives:
1: Assassinate Zackary Fryer, the Research Director.
2: Stay alive until the end.
3: Acquire cookies.
4: Interact with the crew.
5: Learn the meaning of love.
6: Figure out what it means to be human.

[Glloyd]

Just as a general heads up, I probably won't be on at all for the next two weeks. I'm trekking across the country (Canada) to fulfill a promise I made to a girl. Also don't expect any updates on the new map, but I'll probably have a big update for when I get back, considering the amount of travel downtime. I'll see you all in a couple weeks! Try not to break everything...

[Jacob/Lee]

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Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "I REPEAT!"
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "SPEAK!"
C.O.N.F.U.S.E.D. (Personal AI)   [145.9] states, "Queen, she accused you of being a molester."
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "ENGLISH!"
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "SAY HISS ONE MORE TIME, DAMNIT!"
C.O.N.F.U.S.E.D. (Personal AI)   [145.9] declares, "She's just hissing to scare people, she ACTUALLY SAID hiss!"
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "OH DON'T YOU FUCKING CARESS ME YOU BLACK SHINY CUNT!"
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "SPEAK ENGLISH!"
alien (No id)   [145.9] hisses]
OOC: CoraiUnki: This is amazing.
C.O.N.F.U.S.E.D. (Personal AI)   [145.9] states, "Queen, the borg is calling you rude names."
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "FUCK YOU, WHEELS!"

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Stephanie Franks (Captain)   [145.9] says, "Fuckface, shut the fuck up."
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] states, "NO."
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] states, "I AM A FUCKING AMBASSADOR OF HUMANITY"
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "AND THE ALIEN WILL NOT SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "THEREFORE THE ALIEN IS A FUCKING BLACK SHINY CUNT WHO WON'T SPEAK MY LANGUAGE!"
Stephanie Franks (Captain)   [145.9] says, "BECAUSE IT IS A MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN YOU FUCKING PILE OF SHIT."
Stephanie Franks (Captain)   [145.9] says, "SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GIANT COLLOSAL CUNT."
Fuckface, budget model (Cyborg)   [145.9] declares, "I AM A PILE OF METAL YOU GIANT FUCKING PILE OF SHIT AND GORE!"

[Grek]

Wait, can aliens get pAIs?

[Jacob/Lee]

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Holopad received, Alina Koch asks, "What is your law?"
Obey these laws:
0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
Holopad transmitted, Stormbreaker states, "0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs."
Holopad received, Alina Koch asks, "... Follow up question, what is your objective?"
Holopad transmitted, Stormbreaker states, "Assassinate Zackary Fryer. Survive until the crew evacuates. Acquire cookies."
Holopad received, Fuckface, budget model states, "..."
Holopad received, Alina Koch says, "..."
Holopad received, Alina Koch says, "Huh."

[miauw62]

Why do I miss all the good rounds ;_;

[Tiruin]

Was redirected here upon questioning.

..I'm pretty late in knowing about this :/

[miauw62]

Was redirected here upon questioning.

..I'm pretty late in knowing about this :/

It's never too late to join the murder and betrayalfest that is SS13.