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[Corai]

I forgot I was the traitor midway through the round. I'm so smart.

[Jacob/Lee]

The two borgs and Pun Pun. Oh god. (One was Red, though, so it makes sense )

[Tsuchigumo550]

Shika Maru is a great thief. I stole: The nuke, the nuke disc, ablative armor and a taser with the HoS in the next room, a PDA cartridge from the HoS's office, one from the CE's office, the CE's stamp, two jetpacks, the RCD, a syringe gun, and I *stole* Kylee from the clutches of half the crew, who had handcuffed her and were trying to force her to strip in the strip club.  I had FUN.
Edit: Also got the police tape and a practice laser.

WHY DO I MISS THIS.

Also, being a kleptomaniac should be a traitor objective. Steal like all the crap (maybe at least three from a list or something?)

[miauw62]

Maybe "escape on the X pod alone" as an escape objective too. Arrivals pods count as one, obviously.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Playing alone, so I decide to learn Viro on Sandbox.

Spiders. They're fucking everywhere, eating the Medbay. I did not have a weapon ready. That was fun.

[miauw62]

Tsu's definition of fucking everywhere < My definition of fucking everywhere.

356 spiders, two thirds of which were dead, 1144 webs.
That was glorious.

[Iceblaster]

Even in SS13, shipping runs rampant it seems. I love it. people stahp

And now I wanna see Maria, Axl and NutsoPriest!Cynri in the same round and see how long it takes until someone yells cat fight. Or if it happens at all.

Shipping? Hmmm... now I have a strange compulsion to write an Alina x Vladmir fic

Admit it you cursed yourself when you said shipping

Iceblaster has been possessed
Iceblaster has claimed a google docs document.

Iceblaster has gone stark raving mad

Sorry guys, no fic... I'ts a bit awkward personally. Thought I could do it, but turns out I can't. Sorry

[Bdthemag]

So help me god, if we start shipping characters I'm going to murder every last one of you. I'm serious, this isn't a joke. I will kill you all.

[Iceblaster]

So help me god, if we start shipping characters I'm going to murder every last one of you. I'm serious, this isn't a joke. I will kill you all.

 

We aren't...TRUST ME DAMNIT

[Nienhaus]

So help me god, if we start shipping characters I'm going to murder every last one of you. I'm serious, this isn't a joke. I will kill you all.

I think it might be a tad bit late for that.

[Bdthemag]

So help me god, if we start shipping characters I'm going to murder every last one of you. I'm serious, this isn't a joke. I will kill you all.

I think it might be a tad bit late for that.

Holy fuck, why can't I ever get away from shipping.

[Nienhaus]

So help me god, if we start shipping characters I'm going to murder every last one of you. I'm serious, this isn't a joke. I will kill you all.

I think it might be a tad bit late for that.

Holy fuck, why can't I ever get away from shipping.

Because life.

[miauw62]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Poly is a badass.

[Tsuchigumo550]

What. How. What, how. Whow.

[Hanslanda]

What. How. What, how. Whow.

Poly is a fucking beast. He can kill spiders all damn day.