I unweld it, go in, see him breaking the window down, and tase him. I put cable restraints on him, nearly lose him when he gets out of them and tases me again, and finally put him in cuffs that I found in his box. I give him a speech that boils down to "business is business," and fire him out the incinerator disposal.
I was that mime. Start of the round, I grab a camera, and get the Chemist to give me some space lube. I would lube a hall, wait for someone to slip, photograph them on the floor and then upload the picture to my news feed, "People The Mime Has Slipped Today." At some point I also made a trail of donuts leading out of Sec, hoping to lure the HoS out so I could slip her too. It didn't work, tipping me off that she was braindead. This comes up later.
About half way through the round, we had an epic mime vs clown duel outside medbay, with me ultimately slipping the clown up, stealing her hat and shaving off all her hair. The HoP got involved at this point and I fled to the dorms. There I found a pAI module and took it with me on my crime spree.
After using the aforementioned secret doors to break into the captain's office (the pAI pointed it out to me, no idea how it knew.) I stole a jetpack. Then I went to EVA and stole a sec hardsuit. The HoP saw me breaking in and shot me with lethal lasers, but I hid in the secret door in the wall I made. He went to go give himself EVA access to arrest me, leaving only the CMO to watch me.
Cue a running battle between me and the CMO, with him trying to disarm me (he didn't have a flash, I guess?) and me spraying space lube to slip him up. I make a clean break for it and escape out the Arrivals air lock in my jetpack and space suit. Me and the pAI goof around in space for a while before one of us gets the bright idea (I forget who) to go raid the braindead HoS's room for a better ID card. While I was there, I also stole a gun, a flash, some cuffs and all sorts of other things.
At this point, our criminal record was well established. We were E.L.L.I.E. and the Crime Mime, supervillians deluxe. We decided to go to telecomms and prank the entire station once last time by uploading some crazy script E.L.L.I.E. had to the telecomms server before fleeing to make a life anew on fugitives Mining.
Cue Axl walking around the corner as E.L.L.I.E. doorjacks Telecomms. Panicking, I stun him with my stolen egun, and flee into Maint, leaving a trail of lube behind me to delay him. Just as I break through the window into space and am about to flee, Axl stuns me with
his egun.
The rest is history.
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