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[rabidgam3r]

Huh. Pretty cool round. Started as QM, with *shudder* JOHN FRANKS as captain. He hits on me, outbreak of BEARDITIS (Which terrifies John) And he tries to cure it. Me and Alina, the chemist both know his capabilities. So, we make a plan. Chloral him and imprison him for his own good. He retreats to the medbay security checkpoint, we have a small standoff and RIGHT AS HE OPENS THE DOOR I SHOOT HIM WITH THE SYRINGE AND RUN. I come back and he's snoozing on the floor. I drag him to the warehouse, take his ID and cuff him, and torturing him for hitting on me and the like. After mutilating his genitals and whatnot, RD (Traitor) was called by John, walks in, make small chat then shoots Alina into crit with a revolver. "Oh hell no" immediately goes through my mind, and I pull out a gun I stole from the cap and shoot him. I grab his revolver, chase him around cargo bay a bit and finally shoot him with the three bullets left. He had thrown a bomb in there, but it didn't go off. I go back, heal Alina in Medbay, bursting out of my suit in the process because the cure for bearditis was pure nutriment. Alina went braindead, I went back for John, who had escaped, grabbed a bomb off the RD and suicide bombed me. I'm not so good at explaining things so the others can fill in the rest.

[wlerin]

Well thats to be expected. They're not really human. They can probably be brought back as many times as... what the fuck was their creation god called? All I remember is that it was portrayed as one big choir.

The choir was under the God. And his name was Iluvatar, or Eru. (I'm omitting some accents, don't kill me.)

[miauw62]

We're about to restart the server for a new round. Then somebody blows up a bomb and the server crashes.
>.>

[Glloyd]

We're about to restart the server for a new round. Then somebody blows up a bomb and the server crashes.
>.>

I told ya we should've restarted...

[miauw62]

Wait. The server is fine!

[Iceblaster]

GOod I can get on and... play. Or just wait for the next round. I don't know

[Jacob/Lee]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Man dressed as Owl...

Garbage strewn accross hall

+ Security appears to be performing above par during inspection

Poor results in R&D observed

Poor maintaince in Research Division

No genetic backups of crew

Teleporter device left active without supervision

Singularity left active dispite having 100% energy reserves

Atmospherics locked down unnessicarily, potiential fire hazard
Atmospheric alarms not acknowleged by staff

Damn Central Command inspectors.

[Karakzon]

Ah, sorry for the long time delay, i fudged up as traitor.

Kind of proud of talking my way out of being arrested though and walking scot free from the brig.

[Iceblaster]

Ah, sorry for the long time delay, i fudged up as traitor.

Kind of proud of talking my way out of being arrested though and walking scot free from the brig.

Damn my leniency

[Graknorke]

Hey, those poor R&D results were sabotage and/or incompetence.

[Jacob/Lee]

Holy shit. Necro910 (HEAD FOR THE HILLS) mentioned an idea he had for a security officer-healing sprinkle smoke bomb. I started my own server to test it.

A grenade loaded with 20u of each smoke component and 32u of "sprinkles" (obtained by grinding 18 donuts). I beat myself with a baton until I had 90 brute damage, stood in the librarian's private study, and activated the grenade. The smoke blows out and I sit there for the whole time. The smoke clears and I slowly heal damage for about 30 seconds until I'm down to 66 damage. 34 health healed. This is awesome.

[Flying Dice]

I have to ask, were those Centcomm inspectors an admin event? Because they literally appeared about five seconds after I told the Captain that I was a Centcomm agent sent to inspect security, that it was absurd to assume that anyone other than Nanotrasen would have the acumen to build E-swords or chameleon devices, and that he'd be hearing from my bosses at corporate soon. It was bloody brilliant timing.

[Nienhaus]

Admins love to be Centcom inspectors. They tend to do it a lot.

[BigD145]

It's an easy way to get around admin meta. Centcomm has privileged information.

[Bdthemag]

If I did it, I'd just play as some random Centcomm Bureaucrat who was just told to inspect the station and basically doesn't know shit about anything. Oh, and I'd make it the objectives of a traitor to kill the bureaucrat, and possibly another to protect him.