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[Hanslanda]

Heh, after being killed by the sec borg in the last round, I saw the medical borg and thought to myself "Yeah, I could take that." And I could've too, if Hans hadn't been there.

Were you George Steele? Or the Detective?

[Cheedows]

Melts hair too...

[b_knight286]

Bah you replied as I was editing my last post for more information.  Made me look sloppy! 

[Karlito]

Heh, after being killed by the sec borg in the last round, I saw the medical borg and thought to myself "Yeah, I could take that." And I could've too, if Hans hadn't been there.

Were you George Steele? Or the Detective?

Georgie Porgie, over here. My laggy as hell netbook isn't great to play security on, but since no one else ever wants to...

[b_knight286]

Heh, after being killed by the sec borg in the last round, I saw the medical borg and thought to myself "Yeah, I could take that." And I could've too, if Hans hadn't been there.

Were you George Steele? Or the Detective?

Georgie Porgie, over here. My laggy as hell netbook isn't great to play security on, but since no one else ever wants to...

Hans wants to.  Which is BAD.

[Knirisk]

I was bluffing at the end, too.  Just said "I am at the shuttle.  Come heeere, little non-humans!"  In the hopes that they would stay away.  They did.  Upset to notice my acid didn't replenish, even when in the recharger.  Can a coder get on that?  I was melting faces off!

Your acid should replenish itself in the cyborg recharge station like most other items from the borg. Cable coils, chloral beer, metal/glass all replenish when in the charger, and I'm pretty sure the acid should, too.

[Vespulan]

I'm gonna take my server down for today but Glloyd, if you want when you're done with that map I can use it on mine?  I'll be home around 16:30 GMT so if the server needs to be used again, you'll have to wait 'til then

[scrdest]

I just realized new Cargo features is totally Papers Please IN SPESS! This is glorious.

[Glloyd]

I'm gonna take my server down for today but Glloyd, if you want when you're done with that map I can use it on mine?  I'll be home around 16:30 GMT so if the server needs to be used again, you'll have to wait 'til then

Thanks for the offer! I appreciate it, but It'll take a while longer then that to fully complete this project.

[Jacob/Lee]

Hans continues to surprise me with the ways he tortures me, and I plan on returning the favor next time I'm an antag. This is a sociopath's game

DO. NOT. SMOKE. MY. CIGAR.

Long story short? I handcuffed Axl, buckled him to a chair, and locked him in Toxins storage. Then, I tortured him with a cigar, tools, my fists, and some medkits for awhile. Also, psychological torture. Then, I opened the valves on two tanks of O2, to max pressure, thinking it would kill him, and teleported out, in true badguy style.

All over a cigar. Funny how we flop between fighting side-by-side to torturing each other to death.

It's a shame I had to leave. I feared what would happen if I got cloned, and it would be awesome.

[andrea]

I get a ionic law stating that the crew needed 6 hilarious wizard robes.
I order 6 wizard costumes, and have the chef unload them.
Chef says they aren't hilarious.
Poor choice. Got electrocuted while trying to escape from his duties of making robes hilarious.

Thankfully, the medical doctor later had the brilliant idea of using the labeler. He succeeded in fulfilling the station's need of hilarious robes, but died to carps. I proposed giving him a valor medal.

edit: in other news, I finally finished research in one branch of bomb making.

[b_knight286]

I was bluffing at the end, too.  Just said "I am at the shuttle.  Come heeere, little non-humans!"  In the hopes that they would stay away.  They did.  Upset to notice my acid didn't replenish, even when in the recharger.  Can a coder get on that?  I was melting faces off!

Your acid should replenish itself in the cyborg recharge station like most other items from the borg. Cable coils, chloral beer, metal/glass all replenish when in the charger, and I'm pretty sure the acid should, too.

It should.  But it didn't.  Coders, please look into it.

[Sallen]

I get a ionic law stating that the crew needed 6 hilarious wizard robes.
I order 6 wizard costumes, and have the chef unload them.
Chef says they aren't hilarious.
Poor choice. Got electrocuted while trying to escape from his duties of making robes hilarious.

Thankfully, the medical doctor later had the brilliant idea of using the labeler. He succeeded in fulfilling the station's need of hilarious robes, but died to carps. I proposed giving him a valor medal.

edit: in other news, I finally finished research in one branch of bomb making.

I'm a hero! ^^
Did the station survive the carp invasion?

[Iceblaster]

Axl survived. Just as the HoS and Detective were asking what was going on in Toxins storage, and I waited for the borg to open it, I drew my gun and stunned them both. Then I ordered the mediborg to kill them both. (I'd uploaded a one human law, then ordered him to come to me, and emagged him.) I slashed the detective to death while the borg sprayed Polytrinic on the HoS. They both died, and I went to the bridge and called the shuttle. Then, Axl called me over the comms, and so I went back to Toxins storage, and threw a lit welder into the now plasma filled room. It set a small fire, but nothing major, so I came back again, and this time, broke in, stunned Axl... And removed his mask. Then I shook him awake, and let him run around in the plasma filled RnD department. He got to a section with air, and put on internals, so I stunned him again, and pulled them off.

Detective Vladmir Dimitri wasn't a very good detective

EDIT: I was the detective...

[BigD145]

I just realized new Cargo features is totally Papers Please IN SPESS! This is glorious.

+1 for correctly stamping forms
+0 for stamping an incorrect form and no refund
refund if you stamp a form DENIED and take all the goodies for yourself
it seems you only get +1 if you put the forms in separate crates