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[Jacob/Lee]

I was turned into a fly man. Then turned into someone else. Then had my brain removed and put in a monkey with my genes. Then cloned into a woman. Then had a sex change.

A normal day for Captain Blyant.

[Iceblaster]

I was turned into a fly man. Then turned into someone else. Then had my brain removed and put in a monkey with my genes. Then cloned into a woman. Then had a sex change.

A normal day for Captain Blyant. Any Nanotrasen employee

There fixed it for you

[Azated]

That SS13 urge has hit me again.

Is the server well populated enough to play at odd hours of the day?

[WarderSkyfire]

I was turned into a fly man. Then turned into someone else. Then had my brain removed and put in a monkey with my genes. Then cloned into a woman. Then had a sex change.

Everything underlined is my fault.

[Glloyd]

That SS13 urge has hit me again.

Is the server well populated enough to play at odd hours of the day?

Define odd.

Usually 4PM-12AM EST are the peak hours.

[Android]

For Glloyd

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I told you so

[Glloyd]

For Glloyd

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I told you so

Haha, was this you?

[Cheedows]

Well, we do have like 3-5 people on at midnight if that is what you want.

[Android]

Haha, was this you?

No

[Mono124]

I find eating braindeads as a changeling completely acceptable, and possibly a better idea than eating active players. Why? Most braindeads aren't coming back, so I can eat someone who isn't playing and possibly enjoying the game, or eat someone that IS enjoying the game and playing.

EDIT: This of course assumes I need them for genomes. TBH it's not hard to get genomes at all, but braindeads are an easier target than humanified monkeys.

[Flying Dice]

I'm pleased to say that this is proving to be easier to get the hang of than I had feared. It's probably all that time spent playing Aurora sitting in the back of my head saying, "What, are you going to whine about this?" 


That round where the singulo got loose and ate everything was tragic. I came back from the mining station with a chest full of sheets well after the escape shuttle was called, and was dragging it through what was left of the hall between cargo and command when the singularity showed up again and ate it. I had no choice but to jump for the far side and abandon all of that delicious plasma. :c

[Hanslanda]

For Glloyd

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I told you so

Haha, was this you?

Me. Tape drove Lillian Helsbrecht to near insanity. Then she saw Reglar murdered, and she tried to kill Axl. She failed, but managed an AWESOME surprise attack.


Also. This last round starts, and I am the Traitor. "Objective one: Assassinate Hector Petridis."

Flat no. Full stop. NO.

I summon a revolver and a shitpile of ammo for it, run into Medbay, and tell Hector I'm supposed to kill him but won't. Then Axl happens by, and I ask him to kill me. He has no gun, and slowly realizes I'm holding a revolver. He asks, "Is that...?"
"Yes." *blam, blows out the Security Desk window*
"HOLY SHIT!"

Then, I comms Reglar, and ask him if he has a gun, and if he can kill me. He comes to medbay and thought I was joking, so fires a laser tag gun at me. Then stuns me, and drags me to permabrig, where Axl forces him to stop, and so does the Borg.

Hector comes to Permabrig, and we talk about possible ways out for pretty much the rest of the round. The shuttle arrives, and we walk to the shuttle bay. As I buckle into my seat, Hector whispers, "Treasure what you have, Lillian. Goodbye." And dashes away. I try to catch him then ask Reglar to stop the shuttle or do something about it, but the shuttle launches too soon.

Then, in the shuttle, I say, "Reglar, I need a favor. I need you to contact someone you trust in CentComm."

He says, "I have no friends in CentComm."

"I guess I'm all alone then..."

"Not quite... You have me!" *Reglar grins*
"And me." *Axl whispers*

Then Reglar whispers to me, "I'll make sure you're pardoned for failing the objective. I have a lot of pull with Them."

DOUBLE TAKE. Arrive at CentComm, I succeeded my objective, so did... REGLAR. Lillian breaks down crying again.

THREE TIMES THAT ROUND, I NEARLY CRIED IN REAL LIFE. NO FUCKING JOKE. I was straight up on the verge of crying.

[Jacob/Lee]

Hell, I did basically nothing but watch after stopping the permabrigging and that was intense. This game, man.

[Aseaheru]

know any good songs?

[BigD145]

First time turned to ash. I was given a new body and played a hand of blackjack.

Laporazine is fun for space walks without suits. That and tricord to turn back the brute damage.