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[Glloyd]

Welp. I messed that up. Traitor captain, singulo gets released by meteors early, didn't complete objective. Then murder my fellow traitor in the pod because I though she ratted me out... Oops.

What? Where the hell'd you get that from? If I wanted to rat you out, I'd have killed you in the pod!

This has left me UTTERLY confused!

Someone told me you said that I released the singuloth.

[Aseaheru]

Clown walks into tool storage, picks up an electrical toolbox, is going in the same direction as me, so I drop some space lube on the floor, clown slips, I take toolbox, clown shouts over radio about it, Axl congratulates me.

good work.

[Donuts]

Clown walks into tool storage, picks up an electrical toolbox, is going in the same direction as me, so I drop some space lube on the floor, clown slips, I take toolbox, clown shouts over radio about it, Axl congratulates me.

JOE congratulates you too.

[wlerin]

Cultist, rev and revolutionary should be goblin, cult and revolution should be siege. Traitor should be goblin. Changeling should be titan and xeno, xnomorph and alien should be crundle. Space carp should be badgers.

I think you forgot vampire/night creature, especially when assigning changeling to titan.

[miauw62]

I order corgis, tell everyone about the chaplain's intentions, lynch the chaplain mob forms, I order two more, almost outright revolution.

Others can fill in the gaps. I'm laying down the basics.

That was awesome.

[Knirisk]

My first time eating mystery soup: I eat it all. My insides start burning.

I eventually fall into crit in the med bay lobby, where a medibot desperately tries to keep me alive, when the captain comes in and gives me CPR. I just barely survive and on the way out, I notice two braindead medical doctors right beside the med bay exit.

Thank God for medibots.

[Aseaheru]

I think i won that round. STILL ALIVE!

[Jacob/Lee]

A bunch of dead officers, two artificers, two juggernauts, and a wraith. I'm actually pretty surprised we could pull together the nine needed to summon Nar-Sie.

[TheBronzePickle]

You could have very easily dragged me and the warden 5 feet over into the ghetto surgery room, removed our implants, and converted us.

[rabidgam3r]

Sorry for leaving that round. Some stuff came up.

[Morrigi]

When are the most people on here?

[Jacob/Lee]

You could have very easily dragged me and the warden 5 feet over into the ghetto surgery room, removed our implants, and converted us.

I was expecting you to have more backup and wanted out of there fast.

[Aseaheru]

what? the lipstick?
well, the perving that followed anyways?

[rabidgam3r]

The ghosts have the hots for you, they want to rotate your chair ALL NIGHT LONG.

[Aseaheru]

oh my...