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[scrdest]

And finally, the -2 law: Reverse Entropy where possible.

Cue AI freeing Lord Singuloth.

[scrdest]

As of recently, Holodeck became a subject of often Emaggings, but it has fun (not !!FUN!!) peaceful uses too - last round, we've ran a basketball match on it. Which was pretty damn amusing. 1v1 though, need to try with bigger teams.

[Bdthemag]

ANTURK SLIME OF THE YEARS ALL YEARS

[Hanslanda]

I was so gloriously evil. Why can no one just let me escape? What the fuck is your problems? Seriously, it gets old after the tenth time I've been killed after successfully completing my objective. REALLY FUCKING OLD ASSHOLES. WHEN THE TRAITOR GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO LIVE, GO FUCKING LIVE DICKHEAD.

[BigD145]

Mass failure by traitors. Also mass griefing as not a single one had escape alone.

[Nick K]

I was so gloriously evil. Why can no one just let me escape?

Because you're evil

[Hanslanda]

Mass failure by traitors. Also mass griefing as not a single one had escape alone.

I wasn't griefing. The only person I killed was Axl, and I killed him because he might have gone into atmos and seen my tampering. Well, I killed Bdthemag, but that was for thematic awesomeness.

"Captain! SAVE ME!"
"I'm sorry, Oswald." *Activates Energy Sword*
"Cap... Captain? Captain?! NO!!!!!"

Also, fuck you Anturk. Why couldn't you let me fucking escape?

I was so gloriously evil. Why can no one just let me escape?

Because you're evil

I let Dominik run away. I could have just MURDERED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. But no. Despite the prior parts of the round, I was being merciful.

[scrdest]

ANTURK SLIME OF THE YEARS ALL YEARS

Holy shit was that a long round. I achieved my objective in 5 minutes or so and spend the remainder trying to FORCE THE FUCKING SHUTTLE. Seriously. Bombing Escape? Nope. Bombing Engineering? Nope. Going on a rampage ended with Captain (starring Hans Landa) revealing himself as another traitor? Nooooooope. Carp from Holodeck? Nope. There's also been at least two prison breaks and a formation of militia.

And the FUCKING SLIMES ended it all. Got slimed, died in a very weird manner (suddenly -300 health), slimes killed the other traitors, only a single slime gets to escape.

Mass failure by traitors. Also mass griefing as not a single one had escape alone.

Just. Stop. If you form a militia of all non-traitors, then way to be surprised when the traitors fight back. All the rest were shuttle force attempts. And 'failure' was only due to a swarm of fucking headglompers.

[Hanslanda]

ANTURK SLIME OF THE YEARS ALL YEARS

Holy shit was that a long round. I achieved my objective in 5 minutes or so and spend the remainder trying to FORCE THE FUCKING SHUTTLE. Seriously. Bombing Escape? Nope. Bombing Engineering? Nope. Going on a rampage ended with Captain (starring Hans Landa) revealing himself as another traitor? Nooooooope. Carp from Holodeck? Nope. There's also been at least two prison breaks and a formation of militia.

It was pretty glorious. I captured BOTH the traitors are one point, and told them the code words. I can just imagine the look on their faces.

"Fuck, I'm screwed now."
"Whiskey Soda. Dreams. Progress."
*DEAR GOD I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE FACE*

[Bdthemag]

I wasn't even aware there were multiple characters, I was only after the chaplain who kept changing his identity. I formed the militia so we wouldn't have just one person sweeping maintenance, Captain even gave the okay. Only by coincidence did we find Werty, and on our way back to the brig to recharge our weapons we happened across you.

Oh, and it was ONE slime who killed Smoke and Zack. Werty spaced himself, and you got turned into a slime and (I believe) accidentally killed by Smoke when he thought you were the other slime.

[BigD145]

Holy shit was that a long round. I achieved my objective in 5 minutes or so and spend the remainder trying to FORCE THE FUCKING SHUTTLE. Seriously. Bombing Escape? Nope. Bombing Engineering? Nope. Going on a rampage ended with Captain (starring Hans Landa) revealing himself as another traitor? Nooooooope. Carp from Holodeck? Nope. There's also been at least two prison breaks and a formation of militia.

Engineering repaired everything! All the things. Repaired or sealed off to protect crew.

The bomb in Escape was weak. Emagged Escape doors got replaced. Smoke helped and then "helped" again in Engineering. You probably could have just called the shuttle and dismantled the console. After 5 minutes it can't be sent back.

[Karlito]

When is the next update expected?

Apparently the config issue has been fixed, since we've been seeing only 1 traitor on low-pop rounds.

[Girlinhat]

Holy shit was that a long round. I achieved my objective in 5 minutes or so and spend the remainder trying to FORCE THE FUCKING SHUTTLE. Seriously. Bombing Escape? Nope. Bombing Engineering? Nope. Going on a rampage ended with Captain (starring Hans Landa) revealing himself as another traitor? Nooooooope. Carp from Holodeck? Nope. There's also been at least two prison breaks and a formation of militia.

Engineering repaired everything! All the things. Repaired or sealed off to protect crew.

The bomb in Escape was weak. Emagged Escape doors got replaced. Smoke helped and then "helped" again in Engineering. You probably could have just called the shuttle and dismantled the console. After 5 minutes it can't be sent back.

Also I feel it's worth mentioning.  Whoever the janitor was?  You put yourself into crit eating chili peppers.  I cryo'd you, then performed surgery and implanted a 'jello with a blinking eye' into your chest.  Sorry bro.

[Dsarker]

So. Idea. Take supply manifest from crate. Put it in Photocopier. ???. Get 500 collectable hat crates.

[Burnt Pies]

Also I feel it's worth mentioning.  Whoever the janitor was?  You put yourself into crit eating chili peppers.  I cryo'd you, then performed surgery and implanted a 'jello with a blinking eye' into your chest.  Sorry bro.

Those jellies were hilarious. "Security to kitchen. THIS JELLY IS STARING AT ME"