Just had a fun round as a clown.
I was the only non-antag on board. Except one of the targets, the Captain killed himself by mistake.
Then the other traitor, the Warden, decided to target me, the Clown. He stunned and cuffed me then let me go on the condition he hunts me down. (Which is no fair because I was still cuffed.) After some amateur juking and blind luck I get off my cuffs. Then I go into Tool Storage, I mess with him through the radio before he finds me. In a room with cut wires on the doors. I escape through maintenance to the Illicit Wing where I break in and take the shotgun. I cautiously fired off a shot to ensure it won't blow up in my face. It doesn't.
*Cue me waiting in a locker near vault for him* I announced I was in the vault, and waited. and waited. and waited. Eventually he shows up and pauses at the door. Suddenly he vomits and I make my move. I rush out of the locker and shoot him. Then I cuffed him. I tried to cremate him but had no access. So instead I stripped him and spaced him via mass driver. Then I use his emag to take the Captain's spare ID and call the shuttle. I saved all of the pets except for Poly and Lamarr. I killed Poly with a wrench.
I waited for a shuttle and got hit by the Blue-Space cannon. I survived. The rounds end with the pets in the shuttle listening to me play Showtime and Renard - Avast your Ass.
Fun fact: Due to my amazing music I was promoted to Head Clown.
I'm so using Clown more now