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[Scelly9]

Rabid, you need to play as a PAI more often. That was exceedingly fun.

[Jacob/Lee]

I chilled out for most of that round, even though I probably should've done something. I bought an emag, stole the RD's jumpsuit, and stashed it in the rainbow suit secret room. I bought a power sink, planted it in the emergency storage by the locker room, and finally bought no-slip syndie shoes for when I started emagging the army of cleanbots and Beepsky.

Aside from all of this, I got into two barfights with Zackary (and won both times but I was nearly killed by the null rod the second time) and proceeded to chill in the bar/medbay. I was chased by carp once, nearly spaced myself twice, and could've gotten busted with traitor items due to post-barfight search once (I, luckily, hadn't bought my emag yet). Apparently a ninja was sent with the first objective being to avoid getting robusted by me. Another notable accomplishment includes getting six people (counting myself) stunned and cuffed by an emagged Beepsky all within seven tiles of each other.

I think Zackary is cursed/blessed to forever give me advantages/cause problems when I'm the traitor

[Aklyon]

The ninja said he was terrible at robust, so I thought it was a fitting objective

[Kaitol]

If I'm ever a ninja I want one of my objectives be to drink a Demon's Blood made from Axl's blood.


(I will then proceed to walk up to him and politely ask him to fill this syringe with his blood, please.)

[Girlinhat]

Meow Meow Meow.

[Evilsx]

Meow Meow Meow.

Bark Bark Bark

[scrdest]

Meow Meow Meow.

Bark Bark Bark

Börk Börk Börk.

Let's end it here, alright?

[Nick K]

It's not just possible, it's quite easy. In that game I took steps to prevent it, but that was quite obviously traitorous activity and I'd have struggled to do it if I hadn't been the RD with a captain-level ID on a station with no security at all.

There was one more board you failed to remove (at least judging from your account), and had someone with enough access been on the station it wouldn't have been hard to make a new computer.

Wait. That one? I had access to that one. I thought the RD did too or I would have made it. I should not have assumed the traitor was that thorough.

Do you mean the ones in tech storage? Don't think I mentioned them, but I did get rid of 5 boards total: 2x robotics control (secure tech storage, RD's office), 3x R&D console (R&D lab, robotics, tech storage). This is where that all access pass comes in useful. The roboticist has access to tech storage, but the RD doesn't normally.

[ThtblovesDF]

Another slow round, so I build a little zoo.

The goat did not work well with the rest of the farm, so the monkey shank'd it with a piece of glass.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[miauw62]

Couldn't you have used the dorms? Escape is a terrible place to build anything, really, because it's escape and pretty important despite it's emptiness. Also, use reinforced glass. Normal glass breaks very easily. Pretty cool though.

[Girlinhat]

Maiuw that's the whole point.  "Quick, escape!  Everyone to the zoo!"

Also: Mining Cyborg is incredible, playing on /tg/

[ThtblovesDF]

Girlinhat got it, thats the point. Why even have a monkey pen if they won't break out...

I enjoyed the days when the station was mostly covered with normal glass and you could just grab someone, throw them *glassbreakingsound.mpp*, throw em again for the spacing.

[Scelly9]

Catinhat

Pfahahahaha

[miauw62]

Also: Mining Cyborg is incredible, playing on /tg/

Of course it's incredible, the roboticist loves you so you get all kinds of awesome shit like VTEC and a fucking jetpack and a hyper-capacity power cell.

[BigD145]

I want to add another book, properly formatted, but the short story has not reached the public domain yet. Thoughts?