I'm not fussed. I almost died, revenge was had.
I was QM.
This is how it went. I wanted to order a collectible hat crate, and Nienhaus helped me with that. We ordered like five of them in total, and I talked to the clown some, then he said he needed healing. So I went to go heal the clown, and gave him a medkit (The one from cargo). The CMO runs up and says, "Stolen goods!" And takes the medkit I gave to the clown. So, naturally, I run him down, stunglove him, and take his backpack, and give the medkit back to the clown. I later gave back the backpack sans the two medkits that were inside.
The CMO and his crony chase the clown around for awhile, but I hide him in cargo for some time, and ask the Engineering borg to protect the clown. The CMO somehow catches the clown while he is outside Cargo, and shoots him up with Chloral and is whaling on him. I run up, stunglove the CMO, and drag the clown back to Cargo, but the CMO (And my miner) make it inside before the doors close. He injects the clown with more Chloral, and then runs into the Cargo lobby, saying, 'It is done!'
Somewhat irritated at this attempted murder in my Cargo Bay, I follow him, and proceed to beat the everloving fuck out of him. I stun him a few times, and try to choke him into unconsciousness, but he keeps resisting, so I get out a screwdriver and gouge his eyes out. He went critical, and I'm not a murderer, so I healed him to non-critical, and threw him out of cargo. My miner, meanwhile, is trying to revive the clown with CPR and a half empty medkit. I ask the borg and the Geneticist to get me some Antitoxin, and the Geneticist points out a Detomatix and Emag in the disposals.
We finally save the clown, and he professes a wish for revenge. So I emag the request console, order a spec ops crate, an experimental energy crate, and send it to station. They get there, and we load up. Then I had to go AFK, so I gave the clown the Emag and all the grenades and guns. Also, I emagged the borg, and told him the Clown was his new master.
Also, I trapped a carp in the Cargo Warehouse.