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[kisame12794]

Man. That was interesting. I saved the same person twice, and fixed up a ton of other people. I do enjoy combat medic.

[wlerin]

Welp. At least I learned a little bit more about telecomms.

[Knirisk]

The problem was that we ran out of handcuffs, and everyone was too lazy to go grab more. We seriously had eight people in the brig all at once.

I don't understand why you didn't break out the loyalty implants sooner. I get that the revs kinda need a fair chance, but it's no fun sitting in the brig for 15+ minutes. I eventually broke myself out of the normal brig with a GODDAMN LIGHT BULB.

[Bdthemag]

The problem was that we ran out of handcuffs, and everyone was too lazy to go grab more. We seriously had eight people in the brig all at once.

I don't understand why you didn't break out the loyalty implants sooner. I get that the revs kinda need a fair chance, but it's no fun sitting in the brig for 15+ minutes. I eventually broke myself out of the normal brig with a GODDAMN LIGHT BULB.

I had my hands full with a lot of shit, I was running around non-stop. Had no time.

[TheBronzePickle]

I got myself killed out of boredom. I was honestly tempted to just suicide, but I figured I'd give getting out a shot. Never happened, though.

[Antur]

This round permabrig melee was pretty good.

Spoiler: Last round craziness (click to show/hide)

I went to space in my mech everything was pretty peaceful when i gone. Got to derelict looted everything. Went back. Wormhole landed me in sec post with sec officer shouting about AI being rouge. Doors are locked everywhere so it seems sensible. I break the walls and we got towards AI core. In cargo warehouse i get out of the mech to replace battery. Sec officer ask me to took my helmet down. I do it and got flashed. We jump trough wormhole to hop office where he's caught and i manage to jump into vault. I activate pAI and jump again trying to go for the prison. Stops include : Bridge full of sec > AI Core > Maint where i repair > Brig corridor. When i got there i start creating wormholes inside rev cells but fail to do it for myself and get caught and thrown into permabrig. After that it's like good 20 minutes of prison riot and mayhem.

[rabidgam3r]

I swear to god. Every time Tycho is there, he is malf or subverted. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[Ivefan]

And I am dissapointed with myself. I could have recalled the shuttle, but when trying to fix the console I didnt think of that I needed more glass to fix it untill it was too late.
Oh, and how to purge laws before 1?

[Bdthemag]

And I am dissapointed with myself. I could have recalled the shuttle, but when trying to fix the console I didnt think of that I needed more glass to fix it untill it was too late.
Oh, and how to purge laws before 1?

I don't think you can purge those laws, the only thing you can do is get rid of the AI.

[Nick K]

- Start as roboticist
- You are the traitor! Steal an ablative armour vest
- No miner so there's no much for me to do. I ask around and someone says we need more security
- The HoS is this really friendly and supportive character who gets me transferred in and helps me get set up. Thanks Boss!
- She offers me a choice of role. I choose warden - one of I think only 3 jobs that has access to the armoury where the ablative vest is stored. Thanks Boss!
- I don't really need to steal it now seeing as it's right next to my office. I decide to wait. Anticipating a successful traitoring with no crystals spent
- Carp are attacking! captain shows up and tells me to grab a laser and fight them
- We fight carp all over the place. This is my most protective security game yet - protecting the engineers from fishy horrors from outer space. Also, dragging engineers off for cloning. The corridors are splattered with blood.
- The shuttle gets called while I'm trying to persuade the chef not to eat the clown. Screw the clown. I've traitoring to do. Hot foot it to security.
- HoS tells me to secure the shuttle lounge. Consider ganking her, but decide not to.
- Go to the lounge. Reports the AI is rogue. 5 minutes
- Go to the library and call the AI, planning to use my traitor codewords
- The AI doesn't come... and it's locked the doors.. and one is electric!
- Pick myself up off the floor. Main radio is down. Use some codewords on the security channel but no response from the AI
- Plasma coming in through the vent
- there must be something in my PDA to deal with this! Don't expect emag to work on bolted doors, so I go for C4. I screw up the first application but a second gets me out
- Peg it to security. The emergency shuttle has docked with the station
- Countdown is less than 2 mins. The HoS is trapped in the brig office. I can't open the door. She calls "Leave me, save yourself!"
- I could C4 it open but I don't have time to do that and also get the vest!
- Also, the HoS might not want me robbing the station.
- Grab the vest. Sorry Boss!
- Leave her and save myself. Sorry Boss!
- Onto the security escape pod. 7 seconds remain to shuttle launch.
- I have achieved my objectives.

Last time I traitored I cut a dude's face off with a circular saw, but for some reason this is the one that I feel kind of bad about. I hope there's no hard feelings boss. Better luck next time

[USEC_OFFICER]

I swear to god. Every time Tycho is there, he is malf or subverted. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Actually it's probably more like 50% now. It's just that nice Tycho is polite and boring, so no one cares/remembers.

- Pick myself up off the floor. Main radio is down. Use some codewords on the security channel but no response from the AI

AI doesn't have access to the security channel, so even if comms weren't entirely down I wouldn't have heard them. Plus I was never told the code words in the first place, so...

[Karlito]

And I am dissapointed with myself. I could have recalled the shuttle, but when trying to fix the console I didnt think of that I needed more glass to fix it untill it was too late.
Oh, and how to purge laws before 1?

I don't think you can purge those laws, the only thing you can do is get rid of the AI.

I believe you can use a PURGE module. In this instance the AI had a OneHuman module used on it, so it would be recoverable. If the AI starts as a traitor, there's no way to reform it.

[Jacob/Lee]

So I had taken every coin, wad of space cash, and gold bar I could find and put it in the vault freezer, then retrofitted the theater storage into a bunker to protect it. When dirty looters crashed my bunker, I ran to the chapel and mass drived myself to the asteroid. I was wandering around, building a lattice to the mining base so I could carry my loot, when...

*floats off asteroid z-level with low air*
"God! Give me an air tank so that I will not suffocate! I MUST PROTECT THE MONEY!"
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Axl Blyant gasps!
"DAMN YOU TO HELL, GOD!"
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You hear a voice in your head... DAMN YOU TOO. FUCKWIT.
Axl Blyant gasps! *passes out, goes into critical*

Later: One of the dirty looters, Benjamin, reaches the clown shuttle and also suffocates.

DEAD: ADMIN(RedFox47) says, "ADMIN LOG: SubtleMessage: redfox47/(alien queen) -> Rabidgam3r/(Benjamin Scott) : GOD. MORTALS, STOP FUCKING DYING FROM NO AIR."

[My Name is Immaterial]

How exactly does one get on to the server? Google isn't being helpful, and I can't find anything on the Byond client. Is it not on Byond or something? Or am I just being an idiot and its right in front of my face?

[Bdthemag]

Open up BYOND, then go to bookmarks. Click add bookmark, and add the IP listed on the first page. Don't go to KG's server, go to Vactor's server.