Right, so I start off, pretty boring round. Our CMO, Oswald, get's all high or drunk or something, and is being belligerent and annoying over the comms. We all joke around for awhile, then semi-jokingly decide to borg him. I'm laughing as I go down to robotics to watch them scare him. Then I get there, and they are totally serious about it. I tell the Captain that we can't do that, and that I won't allow it. He says I have a good point, but they continue their work.
So I step in, and whip out my energy gun. The Captain does likewise, and the RD tells me to get out. He tells me to get out again and I stun him, then dash over and stun the Captain. I run over and grab Oswald, and dash out with him, running into maintenence, circling around the station. I keep telling Oswald to shut up, but he doesn't. Anyway, I give him my back-up all access ID, and we dash across to Supply Maintenence. As we are about to go into Cargo, the CE walks by. I beg him not to turn us in, and he agrees not to. He leads Oswald away.
I get zapped by a door somehow, and I return to cargo, and order medical crates. I'm busy healing myself and arguing with the Captain over the radio for awhile, then I sneak up to Arrivals Security office and get a new jumpsuit and recharge my gun and stuff. Then I get a text from the Head of Security, and we meet up, have a short talk, and I agree to turn myself in.
I disarm (I had an energy gun, a sawn-off shotgun, a stun baton, a flash, and lethal shells for my shotgun) and the HoS takes me to the brig. I argue with the Captain for awhile, and then the RD comes up, and I call him a sociopath. They all leave. Oswald is making demands and stuff over the comms, and I'm trying to talk him down, but it doesn't work. Eventually, the Captain feeds me. Then later, my sentence is up, so he let's me out, and I rearm and stuff. We go hunting for Oswald. The RD puts him in the mounted sleeper of his Medimech (Gamerlord, I'm making obscene gestures towards you.
) and we all go to Virology.
The Captain opens the doors, and Oswald stuns him, then shoots him with a syringe gun. I drag the Captain off to one side, and get him up. Then the mech comes in too, and we open the door again. Oswald is hiding in the little side room, so we open the door again, but he stuns the Captain. Then lag happens, but apparently the RD captures Oswald in the Medimech.
We get the Captain up again, and I take him to Medical Storage, and me and the HoS heal him up. Then we realize the RD took Oswald to the Robotics bay. We all rush there, but it's too late, I think. I tell the QM (who was apparently a traitor) that I can't watch and drag her out of the Mechbay. I come around the corner a few minutes later to see Captain Wright crying for some reason. I decide to formally renounce my position, thinking that they'd borged Oswald. I go to my office, and make myself two 'Bartender' IDs with all access, because at this point, I feel it's in my best personal interests to have as many escape routes as I can. I then go make more lethal shotgun shells and get my shotgun back from the HoS.
After a bit, I hear there is more commotion in Robotics. I come outside robotics, and there's a body, and blood. It was confusing. So I go back to the kitchen and cook some burgers. I guess Sean was trying to murder the Captain or something. Anyways, apparently HoS took him to the brig and harmbatoned him to death. I cook for awhile. Eat.
I go down to engineering for whatever reason, and find the HoS following a blood trail. I offer to help, and we enter maintenence. We get to the same door that shocked me, and I tell HoS to wait, but too late. He's dying, so I perform CPR and drag him to the Medical Storage. I save his life (That's three heads I've helped save at this point, not counting myself) then I get permission from the Captain to order insulated gloves and guns.
I interpret 'guns' very loosely. VERY loosely. I ordered: Four electrical/mechanical maint. crates, an incendiary weapon crate, a ballistics weapons crate, two experimental energy gear crates, and a medical crate. I load the hell up (I had two energy guns, the sawn off, a combat shottie, two incendiary grenades, ablative armor, and a stun baton I kiped) and the HoS does likewise. We sneak into the back end of Engineering, but Oswald had already died to a random engineer with a kitchen knife.
The Captain takes him to the Crematorium and incinerates his body. Then he incinerates Sean's body too. So I take a shitpile of Ambrosia, and we board the shuttle. I authorize the early launch with the other heads, and we take off. I sit in the cockpit with them, we're trading banter, and I puke. The Captain says, "What the fuck?"
And the CE says, "He's high! Borg him!"
I was two clicks away from blowing him away with my shotgun. >.> But I didn't, instead me and the Captain said, "Not funny. Not funny at all."
And that was the saga of this fucked up round.
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