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[Twiggie]

leaving-because-of-lag-internet-high-five?

[Kalemyr Skyfire]

I would like to write a story from what the Warden saw, except he didn't really see anything. I was forced to attend a party against my will. 

[Deon]

Is anyone playing on the new goonstation map made by Dr. Cogwerks? I've made a map, maybe someone may need it .

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[TripJack]

The engine is in the middle of the station? Heresy.

*Oh wait, goonstation doesn't use a singularity anymore? How odd.

[Android]

can you send me the .dmm so i can evaluate it in a non .jpg format?

Also idk what the odds are that it will be compatible with TG code

[BigD145]

The engine is in the middle of the station? Heresy.

It's next to the escape arm and the AI, so I suppose that's good enough.

[miauw62]

Hey, would anyone mind if I invited over a friend to the server? He's generally very mature, and he's intrested in this game.

[Bdthemag]

Hey, would anyone mind if I invited over a friend to the server? He's generally very mature, and he's intrested in this game.

You don't need to ask, as long as he's alright you should be fine.

[Azrayel]

Died while AFK, got cloned back to the living, went into Chapel dual-wielding Energy pistol and Lazer pistol.

Both explode on first shot fired, leaving me at orange and in their nest-- I managed to make it out unscratched by Xenos themselves but iHad stuff to go do.

[Man of Paper]

I was mining for the longest, generally ignoring the insanity on the main station I heard through the headset. On my second goods delivery (I had a Ripley at this point also) I saw the purple vines and investigated. Got attacked by a spider and killed it, then decided to find the rest of the survivors and get an idea of the situation.

Then left due to lag.

[Bdthemag]

I CAN FEEL THE LAG OVERTAKING ME.

IT IS A GOOD PAIN.

[Damiac]

That was a fun round.  I was Damian, the clueless quartermaster.  This was only the second time I have ever played, so thank you to everyone for not getting mad at me for my incompetence.

My story of revolution and betrayal:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I diligently did my job, cursing the mules when they decided to stop delivering their cargo (Does anyone know why the mules sometimes decide they can't get anywhere?)
After the captain killed Danielle, I got pretty nervous.  Lola had come to talk to me about if. We had some drinks I had hidden away in my office, but when she started getting revolutionary I sent her away, saying I had to get back to work.

Shortly after that, the captain came by asking about the party crate. I lied and said I had sent it back. He seemed suspicious, but let it go, after a quick glance at my paperwork.

This all got me nervous, so I lathed myself a knife for protection. Right as the CE walked by. He stunned me and dragged me to the brig.  I guess they decided it wasn't a big deal, because they let me go after a short time.

I messaged Lola saying I wanted in at that point, and thus I joined the revolution.

I ordered some weapons and armor, but couldn't open the crates. I was nervous they would be found, so I sent them back on the cargo shuttle.  I made a couple of shotgun shells and hid them away, then the captain called the meeting in the bar.

After hearing about the loyalty chips I made a run for it, I managed to run around for a while, but eventually was captured, apparently after using up the security guards stun baton.

I was dragged into the medbay, but the surgeon was on our side, and let me go. I almost ran right back into the security guys, but at that moment the slimes got loose, and I was able to escape yet again.

I ran around, and got lost in the dark for a while, before finding my way back to my office, where I found Lola, the surgeon, and the detective.  A guard walked by at some point, stunned us all, and the detective shot him, and I whacked him quite a few times with a circular saw after that.

The captain started sending messages over the radio at this point, so we went looking for him after some discussion.  He stunned me, and started hitting me with a saw.  Lola shot at him, and he ran away.  Someone knocked him down, and I shot him a couple of times with a shotgun I had found.  Eventually the shuttle was called, but the area had a breach, so there was no oxygen. I had misplaced my mask and oxy tank, so I went looking for one as the shuttle was coming.  I wandered out into an area with no air, and passed out. The detective dragged me back to safety, and revived me.  Someone found some internals, but somehow when I went to get them, I once again passed out from lack of air, and was revived again...

I was dragged onto the shuttle and survived despite myself. I was beaten half to death a few times, and stunned and tied up quite a bit of the time. It was fun

[Glloyd]

Wow, I haven't played this in forever. Played it a couple times, but got turned off by the players. This actually sounds decent though. Is it too late to join? I don't have much experience and I kinda forget how to play though...

[Karlito]

Rounds are going on all the time. In fact a new one is just starting if you hurry up!

[Twiggie]

finally made a bag of holding! it was underwhelming.