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[Bdthemag]

Man, playing Clown is a lot more fun than I thought it'd be.

[Hanslanda]

Man, playing Clown is a lot more fun than I thought it'd be.

I was Captain. Also, I just died fighting Space Carp with my Space Captain's Space Laser Pistol by getting Space bitten and Space flying next to the Singularity where the Space Carp killed me. And then we all got sucked into it, in a glorious welter of gibbs.

[Criptfeind]

Don't you mean the space singularity and space sucked and space gibbs?

[Hanslanda]

Yes. Also, my recharging laser pistol is floating around somewhere outside Atmos. Stupid fish. I hate Space Carp.

And the clown is fighting a glorious battle against the terrible vending machine menace. Wut.

[TripJack]

What's the population size like during typical peak hours?

[Azrayel]

Fun was had with chemistry today// Whit, if you read this, tell me of you used the double-thermite.

[Bdthemag]

Today I realized the wonders of low-pop servers, and I became the prestigious Captain Giggles, the peaceful and hilarious clowntain of this station. That was until the actual captain showed up, but fortunately he let me keep his stuff and made me a HoP. I then technically became captain again when he died due to space carps, anyways it was fun running around pretending to be captain. I remember one medical doctor thought I was going to kill him, so he kept running away from me. I was only chasing him because I had to have my appendix removed...

[Leonon]

Fun was had with chemistry today// Whit, if you read this, tell me of you used the double-thermite.

Not only did I forget about the double thermite, I forgot to light my flamethrower before running straight into the spider lair that formed in RD in an attempt to purge them.

[Android]

4: Telecomms would be the biggest pain the ass. With all the changes that have been going on with it I have no idea if it is even possible to reproduce, and if it is I have no idea if the stations can even talk to each other. Ether way, that would be your biggest technical hurdle most likely.

To answer this shortly, yes it is possible. I think all you need to build is a telecomms relay on the desired z level to gain comms (and then link it with the hub back on the station with a multitool), but I am not certain if more equipment is needed

[Mimidormi]

I remember one medical doctor thought I was going to kill him, so he kept running away from me. I was only chasing him because I had to have my appendix removed...

I was that grossly incompetent medical doctor, and I was utterly terrified. At the beginning of my shift, blood everywhere in the medbay, a dying man by the door, people on the radio mentioning a clown with captain access. Filled in the blanks in the worst possible way, sorry.

[TheZoomZoll]

Nobody online right now but I guess I can stay on for some time.

[Man of Paper]

I'll keep you company!

[miauw62]

I don't have a lot of homework today, so I'll join you soon.

[Man of Paper]

On my quest to single handedly restore power to a station I've never engineer'd on, I got ganked by a space carp.

[Hanslanda]

Today I realized the wonders of low-pop servers, and I became the prestigious Captain Giggles, the peaceful and hilarious clowntain of this station. That was until the actual captain showed up, but fortunately he let me keep his stuff and made me a HoP. I then technically became captain again when he died due to space carps, anyways it was fun running around pretending to be captain. I remember one medical doctor thought I was going to kill him, so he kept running away from me. I was only chasing him because I had to have my appendix removed...

I was the actual Captain. I half expected you to fire on me at sight, what with Armory Access and stuff. I liked your pantomimes though.
"Why did you have my stuff?"
Clown shrugs.
"Well, you can't have MY ID, but I'll make you your own high access ID, since you appear to be being good."
Clown honks happily, salutes Captain furiously.