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[TripJack]

Another time, this janitor broke in and then foam grenaded me and the captain, stole his ID, then ran off.

GOOD TIMES

made even better when we discovered that the bitch wasn't even an antag

[Fniff]

Being a security guard is really hard, because I like playing one. It's like the worst combination of extreme duty and absolutely no room for fuck-ups. You have no idea what's going on, you have to judge whether or not the clown detonating a bomb in engineering is more worthy of arrest then the engineer beating the botanist to death for trying to break into engineering, and no-one really likes you. However, it's still fun for me because I'm a masochist.

Security is a lose-lose situation. If you're too lenient, the station will fall apart. If you're too strict, people will scream "SHITCURITY" and you'll be lynched. Not counting the mental fatigue of constantly being called "shitcurity" for just doing your job.

Ooooor, maybe, just maybe, you could try to treat the prisoners like they are crewmembers who did something illegal, but are still human beings. And not bucklecuff then go away to enjoy your coffee and donuts in the bar but stay a while and chat with the prisoners so that they wouldn't have to bore two minutes away.

Maybe we could do that if said unbucklecuffed prisoners didn't immediately race off when I unbuckle them, forcing me to deploy a manhunt against them which ends with me finding their suicided corpse on a chair in cargo.

[Flying Dice]

You do realize that you can bucklecuff them, flash them with the cell console or a handflash, uncuff, handflash again, grab the cuffs, flash again, and step out to close the cell before they can get up. I actually prefer doing that if I have the time, because it removes the possibility of long-sentence prisoners managing to nick their cuffs.

[Fniff]

I did actually flash him, I was just too busy fiddling with the time controls when he got out and rushed away. After beating me with a first aid kit.

[Flying Dice]

Ah, I know those feels. My typical solution is to set the time and put an extra minute or so on it while they're still bucklecuffed so all I have to do when I get the cuffs off is close the door, after which I can worry about making the time precise.

[miauw62]

I was AFK half the round. Somebody was catched with my ID and voicechanger mask.
I'm in escape and I get arrested fnr. Yay for powergaming.

[werty892]

Yay for getting mad over trivialities.

[Aseaheru]

Yay for the standard idoticy seen in almost everything.

[miauw62]

I would like an admin to come on, please?

E: Pleaaaassseee? We are in need of some fun.

E2: Yeah, there's 90% sure some serious grief going on. Half the station is dead and both traitors are dead, yet more peeps keep dieing.

[werty892]

Another time, this janitor broke in and then foam grenaded me and the captain, stole his ID, then ran off.

GOOD TIMES

made even better when we discovered that the bitch wasn't even an antag

That was me, that was hilarious.

[Corai]

Another general tip: don't play on /tg/. You'll get bucklecuffed in the back of hydroponics without any shit on you for kicking the botanist out of chemistry as the chemist, and security doesn't give a fuck.

E: Also, that shitler has his metafriends and the admins don't care either.

I'll take the non-existant population of this server over that any day.

E2: Moral of the story, if you see Danny Schmidth, find any way you can to "lolvalid" kill him, because he's a shitler and deserves it.

I've never seen something like that happen when i'm on TG. Was it on Sibyl or Phillip?

[scrdest]

OK, so NetjesterAI was the one who AFKilled two people, in case you were wondering.

[Iceblaster]

Alright who says we either 'Valid kill' him or ban him. I would say OOC spam and AFKilling is valid for a few days, but I'm not sure

Rage induced post. Ignore

[miauw62]

Another general tip: don't play on /tg/. You'll get bucklecuffed in the back of hydroponics without any shit on you for kicking the botanist out of chemistry as the chemist, and security doesn't give a fuck.

E: Also, that shitler has his metafriends and the admins don't care either.

I'll take the non-existant population of this server over that any day.

E2: Moral of the story, if you see Danny Schmidth, find any way you can to "lolvalid" kill him, because he's a shitler and deserves it.

I've never seen something like that happen when i'm on TG. Was it on Sibyl or Phillip?

It was on Philip. I played on it a few times now, and I'm not really enjoying it. It's generally been one of these: extended all day erryday, ERP heaven, extended all day erryday, lolvalid gg no re.

[Corai]

That's really odd then. I can see it on Sibyl, but every time i've been on Phillip it's basically this server with more people and more events.

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And extended all day erryday. c: