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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 2116246 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9045 on: August 16, 2013, 10:54:33 pm »

The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard

EDIT: It was nuke. I needed to ready to be the twentieth and had about as much fun as I expected, but I don't regret it. I hate those rounds but I will NOT steal them from you!


Twenty. People. It was sadly, not quite as awesome as it should have been. The nuke team did too well, so I lingered behind, looting the Vault and gloating over the comms to the crew.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9046 on: August 16, 2013, 11:07:14 pm »

The operatives were hilarious. I was Thompson. Many issues with planning. We split into two pairs: One went for the disk (I was part of that pair, with Iceblaster) and the other acquired the nuke. Captain Parker (our leader) went with the nuke guys. Nobody forged their IDs save Ice and Parker (Hans), so that made things a little harder.

Almost as soon as we leave the shuttle, our teams are mixed up. I'm paired with one of the nuke guys and we just roll with it. The station was boarded at some point and my partner died somewhere, and all four of us met up in the cargo bay maintenance area and just ran out of the tunnel towards the captain's quarters. Blast the wall down, get the disk, run like hell. Parker and I blew open the vault to get the nuke out. Somehow, Jaeger figured out the frequency we used. The nuke is armed behind the warehouse (five minutes on the timer, at least), Parker and I stay behind while the other two go for the shuttle. Parker gloats, raids the vault for the valuables, Jonathon Bickerson finds us, tries to spread his religion, and is gunned down. Parker also locked the quartermaster in his office and left a bomb at the door. Pull the disk out, run for the shuttle, go home.

There, Parker says he was assigned to kill the other two and asks me to help him. Knowing that this would end badly for me, I put my hardsuit back on and we go to work. At the base, one operative leaves the ship and we jump the other. A couple shots, force-feed cyanide. Repeat for the other guy, nuke detonates. He mentions how a two-way split is better than a five-way, and by then I was sure he would turn on me, but I didn't want to take the first shot. He draws his C-20r and fires three shots, then hears that horrible "BEEP BEEP BEEP." Cue "Oh Crap" moment. He runs circles around the room, I spray my gun and eventually hit him, keep firing, stab to death with energy sword. Round close.

Even with these planning issues, we did well. We lost nobody in combat save one man, and we had the disk in less than five minutes after boarding. No security and nobody seemed to arm up and fight us, really. Still a fun round, and a nice break from 24/7 traitor(chan).

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9047 on: August 16, 2013, 11:48:07 pm »

I liked the interaction between Jaeger and Dmitri, hilariously enough I had to go back to get Hector and Jaeger. We made it the mining station just before the main one blew up. Fun times.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9048 on: August 17, 2013, 12:33:18 am »

Round of meta captain running around calling people Syndies, Axle mentioning the captain made Syndicate Agent his job on his ID, set EVERYONE but herself and the janitor to arrest....I suggest a mutiny, making Axl captain, and she blew me.  Was amusing how terrible that player was.  That, and the AI just watched people. It prolly spoke less than 10 sentences.  Said NOTHING in robot chat!
Wait, really?  iwas eh only one not set for arrest? I wonder why.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9049 on: August 17, 2013, 12:48:29 am »

Jonathon Bickerson points to the Craptain's ID (Craptain)

Highlight of the latest round.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9050 on: August 17, 2013, 01:01:07 am »

Goddamn. That was a tiring round as a tator.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9051 on: August 17, 2013, 01:06:11 am »

Goddamn. That was a tiring round as a tator.
I learned a few things today.
- Dont mess with lawyer Alyson.
-C4 is not as badass as I think it is.
-Emagging bolted doors locks them.
-Dont kill the Rev-heads buddy. It causes problems. But he was my target. Catch-22.
-Stealing all the guns early on, and stashing them strategically pays off.
-C4 is awsome.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9052 on: August 17, 2013, 03:05:38 am »



TELL ME MY ODDS OF SUCCESS? HOW LIKELY AM I TO SUCCEED WITH THIS?(Freeze ray is for Horribe points :P)

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9053 on: August 17, 2013, 03:10:32 am »

Certainly scared one HoS shitless. I still have no idea how many blasts from that cannon hit me. Or how I tanked them.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9054 on: August 17, 2013, 03:51:45 am »

Round of meta captain running around calling people Syndies, Axle mentioning the captain made Syndicate Agent his job on his ID, set EVERYONE but herself and the janitor to arrest....I suggest a mutiny, making Axl captain, and she blew me.  Was amusing how terrible that player was.  That, and the AI just watched people. It prolly spoke less than 10 sentences.  Said NOTHING in robot chat!
Wait, really?  iwas eh only one not set for arrest? I wonder why.
Who was the captain anyway? Also, maybe we should set that you have to play on our server for one, two weeks before you can play head roles.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9055 on: August 17, 2013, 04:10:41 am »

We really shouldn't.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9056 on: August 17, 2013, 04:18:57 am »

We really shouldn't.

Why not? It'd stop griefers and the like from coming in as head roles and leaving in a moment's notice, only to come back the next week witha differed username

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9057 on: August 17, 2013, 06:19:23 am »

We really shouldn't.

Why not? It'd stop griefers and the like from coming in as head roles and leaving in a moment's notice, only to come back the next week witha differed username

I agree with GiantBadger. Not everyone not from Bay12 is leet 1337 trickshot grifferstein. If someone immigrates here, let them be the CE/HoS/HoP/RD/Cappy I say.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9058 on: August 17, 2013, 06:28:11 am »

It's after a week, like, two weeks max. Imho, there have been too many people that play SS13 for the first time and after 2 days go play HoS and ruin everyone's day >.>

RD/CMO/CE/Sec: 1 week
Cap/HoS/HoP: 2 weeks/1.5 weeks
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #9059 on: August 17, 2013, 07:04:21 am »

I'm with Miauw. Those jobs aren't crucial for having fun, and barring Captain (and HoP kind of, for the sake of the point I'm making) each of them have personnel to do the actual department work, and therefore positions you can take that have some of the functionality of the Head spot without the responsibility. Other than RP, some extra access, and a target on your back, there's no reason someone would absolutely have to play a head role. Besides, it'd only be 1/2 weeks, which could be used integrating oneself with the server, as opposed to jumping into a vital role without any inkling of the rules and the many, many unwritten rules we have, nor any idea of who admins and mods are, nor how they run things.

Think of it less as a restriction and more of a period to allow newcomers to familiarize themselves with everything without giving them the ability to shoot themselves in the foot if they accidentally the whole server. Also, as Miauw's pointed out, it'd keep the rotten apples from having an easy means of doing in the round (though a dedicated trawl is going to find a way to trawl no matter what we do).
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