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[DarkWolfXV]

Why did you ban me? I actually did nothing, and your reason for my ban is "He's Darkwolf". I know I am an asshole but after my previous ban I did nothing to warrant another one... If you too hold a grudge then dont abuse your admin powers on me.

You have been banned by bdthemag.
Reason: He's Darkwolf..
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 1440 minutes.

Beautiful. Beautiful reason.

[Bdthemag]

Why did you ban me? I actually did nothing, and your reason for my ban is "He's Darkwolf". I know I am an asshole but after my previous ban I did nothing to warrant another one... If you too hold a grudge then dont abuse your admin powers on me.

I'm not holding a grudge, stop thinking everyone is holding a grudge. You're trying to play the victim, and it's not working. I've actually only played with you once (Where you acted like an idiot), and all of my preconceived notions are from complaints and general frustration over you I've been hearing for the past month. It was for a day too, so either change your attitude or don't come back.

[Glloyd]

I know I am an asshole

Then stop being one, and maybe you won't get banned. I haven't been on for a month, but with the volume of complaints i have gotten, I support BD's decision.

[Jacob/Lee]

Blob round goes tooooo...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

THE SINGULARITY! Woo!

[scrdest]

Pretty cool Blob round. Vladimir Dimitri digs Russian chicks, HELIOS goes 'fuck the power', so I, the chaplain, hold myself hostage to force it to cooperate, HELIOS tries to knock me out with N2O, so I go through with the threat of jumping into spess, then HELIOS releases Lord Singuloth to kill the blob.

[Jacob/Lee]

Nicole Tsuri says, "In here, hide from the bomber." (I'm the bomber)

Nicole opens the coffin in escape, there's a proximity sensor bomb in it. She steps in instinctively and picks up the bomb. BOOM. Fun times.

[Bdthemag]

Nicole Tsuri says, "In here, hide from the bomber." (I'm the bomber)

Nicole opens the coffin in escape, there's a proximity sensor bomb in it. She steps in instinctively and picks up the bomb. BOOM. Fun times.

I'm glad you learned how to apply what I've taught you, truly you are my greatest (and only) pupil.

[Nienhaus]

Yay

[miauw62]

Ah, I'm thinking of acid sprays, aren't I? Carry on then.

Yep. Helmets (once again, excluding space-worthy gear), masks, and your hair will be melted off by acid and you suffer horrendous burns when there's nothing left to stop it. Funnily enough, cigars seem to be immune to acid... They must produce some kind of shield made of badassery when you put them in your mouth.

Also, the server is almost completely empty.

Polyacid smoke grenades melt trough anything. I've killed the CE with one.

[Jacob/Lee]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That might be the quickest death I've had in my history of playing SS13.

[Fniff]

Troll blob?

[Man of Paper]

So last time I bred slimes, I noticed some of the hostile mobs I spawned from gold extract were communicating when I died. Was that adminium or does spawning the xenos and such give people the option to take them over?

[sebcool]

I'd like to share a 'lil story from Baystation12. (I don't think it's against the rules to tell stories from other servers, is it?)

I was a sec officer, Graham Scott, given the orders to arrest the HoP at the cargo bay. The HoP had committed at least one murder. I arrived to see the HoP in a hardsuit, smashing a hole through a window. The resulting chaos leaved the entire room a void. (Thankfully, in bay, space isn't cold.) I managed to get my internals on, but the pressure (and my attempts at getting out) soon left me unconscious. I was then saved by one of my co-workers in a hardsuit, and dragged to the medbay. After several surgeries I finally got out to the shuttle being called. We were sent to secure the pods from the HoP, after a power outage leaved us trapped. (Bloody RNG.) I decided to go to the arrivals pods, and saw the hardsuited guy who saved me walk into maintenance with a stun-baton. I followed, and saw that he had cornered the HoP, who fled into an airlock. I followed her and unloaded my taser on her and cuffed her. (Tasers are not insta-stun.) Somehow, she managed to stun me as i dragged her, and i discovered that the airlock closed behind me. The HoP began her villainous monologue, while trying to get her cuffs off. I finally recovered from the stun, picked up my fully charged lasergun, and APPLIED SEVERAL MULTITUDES OF DAKKA TO HER FACE!!

Here's a snippet from the logs.

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Kyle Mason has thrown the stun baton.
Kyle Mason (Hardsuited guy) puts the stun baton into the security belt.
Graham Scott (Me)  [145.9] exclaims, "We got her!"
Graham Scott exclaims, "We got her!"
Kyle Mason says, "Gggrrgg."
Kyle Mason says, "I can't move."
You fire the taser gun!
Amelie LaRoche (HoP) is hit by the electrode in the chest!
You fire the taser gun!
Kyle Mason says, "Keep a taser trained on her."
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the electrode in the chest!
You will now take people captive.
Graham Scott aims a taser gun at Amelie LaRoche!
Kyle Mason says, "SHOOT"
You fire the taser gun!
You fire the taser gun!
OZBasic  [145.9] states, "Shuttle ETA 10 seconds"
Kyle Mason says, "ITIOT"
You fire the taser gunby reflex!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the electrode in the chest!
*click*
Amelie LaRoche slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting.
Jeannine Nash snores.
*click*
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.

Andrew Macdonald  [145.9] says, " Bring her to the shuttle"
Kyle Mason says, "I'm going to beat your fucking head in."
Graham Scott aims a laser gun at Amelie LaRoche!
Jeannine Nash snores.
Graham Scott is trying to put some handcuffs on Amelie LaRoche
Graham Scott has grabbed Amelie LaRoche passively!
Your muscles begin to painfully tighten.
Amelie LaRoche attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Graham Scott  [145.9] exclaims, "Fuck!"
Graham Scott exclaims, "Fuck!"
Kyle Mason  [Security] says, "Graham, you're fucking stupid."
Amelie LaRoche says, "Hands off, grabby"
Graham Scott  [Security] exclaims, "Need assisstance!"
Graham Scott exclaims, "Need assisstance!"
Kyle Mason  [Security] says, "Can't help you."
Amelie LaRoche coughs up blood!
Amelie LaRoche says, "You're lucky I'm in a good mood."
Kyle Mason  [Security] says, "No access."
You try to remove the light bulb, but it's too hot and you don't want to burn your hand. (Accident :p)
[I pick up my lasergun, that i dropped.]
Graham Scott aims a laser gun at Amelie LaRoche!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
Amelie LaRoche's face melts away, turning into mangled mess!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
You fire the laser gun!
Amelie LaRoche is hit by the laser in the chest!
Amelie LaRoche seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Graham Scott exclaims, "FUCKER!" (Best one-liner ever)
Graham Scott  [Security] says, "I think i just accidentally killed her." (Totally :p)
Graham Scott says, "I think i just accidentally killed her."
You put the the laser gun into the security satchel.
LOOC: Ravensdale: accidentally my ass.
Andrew Macdonald  [Security] exclaims, "Bring her body to the escape shuttle, now!"
LOOC: Sebcool: You pissed me off.

Yeah. Sadly, the shuttle went without me, and me and my bud (Who called me an idiot several times for rushing in :p) were forced to drag her into the brig with her ID and wait for backup.

(Yeah, the stun may have been explained by her being a changeling, but I didn't notice that.)

(And yeah, I was really pissed off at her, as you may have noticed.)

One of my best rounds ever.

[Aklyon]

(I don't think it's against the rules to tell stories from other servers, is it?)

As long as they are not about their adminnery, its probably fine.

[Imperial Guardsman]

I remember this
Does the AI still use Asimov's laws of robotics?