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[Itnetlolor]

Chemistry idea (if cannot be pulled off, then needs to be included in code in a future update): Like how flesh bombs and meat spores could have formed with blood/clonexadone and grenade ingredients (not featured, but must be included in the future); include ground plasma with smoke bomb ingredients to mimic the effects of releasing plasma gas from a compressed gas container (obviously at a reduced amount, but similar effect nonetheless). Naturally, include other ingredients like O2 and CO2 and such as well; good for filling rooms with fresh (or deadly) air for a short time while atmo is out for the moment (can also fulfill the earlier mentioned "can of fresh air" idea from Spaceballs I mentioned earlier.

Purpose: Good for framing people for releasing plasma and/or igniting it, depending on how much space laws are followed; or even slow-heating gas containers to explode (especially other plasma or O2 containers, which do nicely in that area). Otherwise, it makes for a decent controlled fire bomb with or without timer; provided without a gas mask of sorts, the brewer gets out of the cloud fast enough and sets it off in time (may require a minor detox afterward, but still good for framing otherwise).

[b_knight286]

This is gonna be a long one.  Spoilered for you.  Bear with my poor descriptive sense.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Best round as standard plus cyborg.  Alina was librarian tator, and hacked me. Had to kill Gallant but the captain followed her the whole damn round so it was up to me.  I just talked to Gallant, tried convincing him to go to the holodeck with me so I could carp him.  Didn't wanna.  He wanted me to help kidnap someone for research, I tried to get him to target Alina so we could double team him not knowing the captain thing, and I was doing such a good job she though he emagged me after she got me! Well I helped him get the chemist then went to the bar and told the detective and the HoP about it, but they didn't arrest him like planned.  At some point we were in space and Alina said space wasn't harmful at all so I yelled "Space Adventures", stunned Gallant, and yanked him out with me. I slipped and he got back in and I played dumb. The detective was suspicious as hell but seemed to just think I was stupid and following what Alina said. So I stalked him some more, in chemistry. The Chemist was gone so I went to the delivery room and bolted the doors, lowered the firelock, and starting siphoning air.  Once it was deadly enough for the awesome new fire alarm to go off, I went back and saw the damn chemist was with him in chemistry. So I talked about robot souls a bit.  Gallant asked for large beakers, so I said I could not help him while climbing in disposals. Then inspiration struck and I added "Unless you go on this magic ride with me." He didn't and when I got to the delivery room I waited a bit then let myself out.  RIGHT after I did he yelled he was going to do it, so I hurried back in and waited. I stunned him when he came out, he yelled "I HURT" and the second lightsaber to the head knocked him out. He died, I flipped the switch, and went to Alina. My poor memory sucks...was THAT when I killed the carp for you, Corai? Anyways I left when done and Alina followed me so I spewed some bullshit like "He is oscar mike in the mass driver" and went to shoot him into space.  It was GLORIOUS.  Alina was still kind of scared of me though, think she might not have understood since Corai later mentioned thinking I was going to JUSTICE her when I found her and hector on the escape pod.  Why the pod?  Runtime died, we held a funeral so I brought space beer.  The clown stole it, drank it, and gloated in escape, so I stunned him, lightsabered him once, and dragged him out into space.  The CE came to save him but I stunned them and pulled their mask of, telling them to leave.  They still tried saving the clown but I just stunned them again and dragged the clown away.  They gave up.  I sat there spinning, repeating how the beer was for Runtime, before sneaking and shooting him through the viro space disposal.  Then went to the pod and politely said "Please make room".  I LOVED that round!

[Grek]

I was that clown. MurderClown Inc. At round start, I dressed myself in a gladiator's uniform and went to the HoP, asking for "Gladiatorial Access". I'm not sure what that would entail, but what he gave me wasn't it: he took all the access off my card are renamed it "clown fuck" in all lowercase letters. So I began plotting my CLOWN REVENGE. In the end, I:
-Killed Ian by throwing floor tiles ninja style through his open desk window.
-Threw cleaning grenades at him when he tried to break up my illegal gladiatorial arena in cargo.
-Repeatedly informed him that "I killed your dog, HoP! You have no power here!"
-Broke into his office to try to upgrade my ID in the computer.
-Since he didn't leave the ID in, I just stole his flash and pens instead.
-Broke into the Captain's office, hoping to steal the spare ID and restore my clownly title.
-I got a box of monkey cubes from somewhere and filled his office with monkeys.
-The CE, Penrose, foolishlywisely decided that the Clown was the best person to trust to watch his canister of plasma mixinstant sauna with. So I broke it open in the HoP's office and burned it to the ground, blowing out the windows and exposing the entire bridge to space.
-Broke into chemistry, made space lube, lubed everything. Lubed the HoP's office. Lubed the Bar. Lubed Sec. Lubed escape when the shuttle was coming.
-Tried to steal beartraps out of the Janitor's office to beartrap Escape.
-I stole the beer from Runtime's funeral and drank it. Then threw the empty glass at the borg.
-Got killed by said emagged borg.

Basically, what I'm trying to tell you is, if you meet a guy named "MurderClown Inc." wearing gladiator armour, you should probably not make him mad.

[miauw62]

You people are ridiculous, 5+ hour sandbox rounds? Jesus.

I think we had a 9-hour sandbox round once.
The best part was walking around just before the end. Dead spiders, monkeys, furniture, exploded floor tiles and blood stains everywhere. Most windows were broken and a lot of walls were destroyed by pulse rifles. Several areas around the edges were exposed to space and there were a few people constantly hunting eachother.

[Tiruin]

That's pretty immature though, 'clown fuck' <.<

Is the use of expletives really that carefree here?

[miauw62]

I have found out a way for admins with buildmode to spawn heaters! Woo!
1. use advanced buildmode to place an /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/heat_reservoir/heater with the correct orientation where you want one.
2. Use the View Variables function on it.
3. Locate the icon_state variable. It should be "freezer_0"
4. Set it to "freezer_1"
5. Enjoy extra heating capacity!

E: It'll turn invisible again once you turn it on, tough. Goddamn lousy coders.

E2: Alright, I figured it out. There is no "freezer_0" icon state in the .dmi it uses (which is called cryogenics_2 and for some reason contains nothing of cryogenics, but the freezer, unused heater sprites () and the DNAscanner sprites ()). There is a "freezer" and a "heater" sprite tough, so use one of these if you want a sprite that looks like it's off.

[A Spoony Bard]

The server is down/crashing from reaching critical (clown) mass.
EDIT: The clowns have been taken care of via space carp admin-initialized reboot.

[aaron32]

A grand total of around 1500 mobs.

I am fucking shocked we haven't crashed the server.

[Corai]

Red.

HOW. MANY. DID. I. KILL. I need to know.

[miauw62]

From these three posts, I think I can deduce that Red went full Donuts.

[aaron32]

Yes, I went so donuts I was above the highest possible level on the donuts scale of donutology.

[Will Alvein]

I say a lot of stuff here.

I was the detective. I was convinced the Borg was emagged, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out by who. I actually followed you around a lot with the cameras, but apparently I missed the moment when you killed the CMO, I saw you throwing his body out the disposal unit, but he was acting so odd that I assumed he had gotten himself killed and you just found the body and threw it away. In my defense I thought he was the one who emagged you, but I couldn't decide between him the chaplain and the librarian, and I didn't have any evidence for either of them.

Also 3 minutes before the shuttle arrived I went to look for any people left behind, and the roboticist paralyzed me and made me blow up with plastic explosives, I was his target.

Fun round

[Mrnocamera]

Lack of people.   Blah blah blah something something still in lobby something boredom.

[MrGallant210]

Server just go down? Or is my internet just crap?

[Mrnocamera]

Think the server went down.

To the Alt?