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[Jacob/Lee]

The HoP thought you were because I told him. I found your labcoat on the floor and noticed how you ran right by me as I dragged the locker to medbay and brought it up with him. He scanned your coat and never mentioned it again, and I also never noticed my boss went missing

[Tsuchigumo550]

I can't figure out how to steal things off people, like to strip them.

[Soadreqm]

I think that's a feature. It literally restarts the server, so hence it disconnects. Takes some time to reconnect, so you're better of restarting entirely.

Ah, okay. No one else was complaining, so I thought it was just me. I guess you get used to it after a while.

Favourite traitor round ever.

You know, I'm really glad now I went for the pods in Arrivals instead of the shuttle. I think the CMO was in the pod with me. Said she ran there after she found the firelocks shut.

Entire Supply team survived. Cargonia prevails!

[Knirisk]

That round:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Beginning of the round, no engineers. I'm playing as Rocky Green the botanist.

OOC: Scrdest: Fuck my luck
OOC: Scrdest: Fuck it so hard
Lily Caukwell  [145.9] says, "Travis"
You replace the nutrient solution in the the hydroponics tray.
Lily Caukwell  [145.9] says, "If this is to get me to strip..."
You plant the pack of cabbage seeds.
You replace the nutrient solution in the the hydroponics tray.
You fill the bucket from the sink.
You fill the hydroponics tray with 70 units of water.
You fill the bucket from the sink.
You fill the hydroponics tray with 70 units of water.
You put the the bucket into the backpack.
OOC: Scrdest: Becomes traitor
OOC: Knirisk: Actually, my luck this round was fantastic.
OOC: Scrdest: Gets Beacon
OOC: Scrdest: Nobody sets Singulo up
You put everything in the portable seed extractor.
You load the SmartFridge with the portable seed extractor.
OOC: Scrdest: Gets Spacesuit
OOC: Scrdest: Gets eaten by carp
OOC: Scrdest: FUUUUUUUUUU
OOC: Greatorder: Wow
OOC: USEC_OFFICER: Heh.
OOC: Greatorder: best luck EVER
The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!"
OOC: Knirisk: Yeah, that was terrible.
OOC: GiantBadger: awesome

After power is set up:

OOC: Knirisk: Right as I was setting up the singularity, I got attacked by carp, but the AI managed to turn on power in engineering in just enough time to activate all the emitters and kill the carp.

At the end of the round:
The traitors were:
Inscribed was Sarah Ulery (survived)
Objective #1: Steal a double-barreled shotgun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Scrdest was Ben Dover (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rocky Green, the Botanist.[/b] Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

My GOD. I got so lucky that round.

[scrdest]

That round:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Beginning of the round, no engineers. I'm playing as Rocky Green the botanist.

OOC: Scrdest: Fuck my luck
OOC: Scrdest: Fuck it so hard
Lily Caukwell  [145.9] says, "Travis"
You replace the nutrient solution in the the hydroponics tray.
Lily Caukwell  [145.9] says, "If this is to get me to strip..."
You plant the pack of cabbage seeds.
You replace the nutrient solution in the the hydroponics tray.
You fill the bucket from the sink.
You fill the hydroponics tray with 70 units of water.
You fill the bucket from the sink.
You fill the hydroponics tray with 70 units of water.
You put the the bucket into the backpack.
OOC: Scrdest: Becomes traitor
OOC: Knirisk: Actually, my luck this round was fantastic.
OOC: Scrdest: Gets Beacon
OOC: Scrdest: Nobody sets Singulo up
You put everything in the portable seed extractor.
You load the SmartFridge with the portable seed extractor.
OOC: Scrdest: Gets Spacesuit
OOC: Scrdest: Gets eaten by carp
OOC: Scrdest: FUUUUUUUUUU
OOC: Greatorder: Wow
OOC: USEC_OFFICER: Heh.
OOC: Greatorder: best luck EVER
The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!"
OOC: Knirisk: Yeah, that was terrible.
OOC: GiantBadger: awesome

After power is set up:

OOC: Knirisk: Right as I was setting up the singularity, I got attacked by carp, but the AI managed to turn on power in engineering in just enough time to activate all the emitters and kill the carp.

At the end of the round:
The traitors were:
Inscribed was Sarah Ulery (survived)
Objective #1: Steal a double-barreled shotgun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Scrdest was Ben Dover (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rocky Green, the Botanist.[/b] Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

My GOD. I got so lucky that round.

The universe simply demanded you live. The sheer amount of 'WTF, SS13?' that happened to me was... urgh.

[Jacob/Lee]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Central Command Update


Something has been dispatched! Guess what it is!

IT STARTS WITH D, AND ENDS WITH SQUAD.

Alina Koch  [145.9] asks, "Doggy squad?"
HELIOS  [145.9] queries, "Damned squad?"
Cynri Delandy  [145.9] says, " Dicksquad. How about ni."
Standard Cyborg-688  [145.9] states, "dick squad"
Vladmir Dimitri  [145.9] asks, "DerpSquad?"
Cynri Delandy  [145.9] says, " No even."
Axl Blyant  [145.9] says, "Dildo squad."
Artemis H. Diana  [145.9] says, "Dammit squad"
Travis Jones  [145.9] exclaims, "YES! THE ANGELS OF THE JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER HAVE DESCENDED UPON US AND WILL BLESS US WITH THE LAAAAWWW!"
Vladmir Dimitri  [145.9] asks, "Ditto Squad?"
Kert Jonson  [145.9] says, "Dorable corgi squad"
HELIOS  [145.9] queries, "Dipshit squad?"
Artemis H. Diana  [145.9] exclaims, "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR SQUAD!"

[BigD145]

Dat Ian Squad

I missed it.

[Android]

Another idea for a round:

Station has been abandoned for nobody knows how long. A ship full of scavengers comes across it and decide to investigate, get some loot and shit to sell. Thing is, station is full of dangers. Zombies roam the halls, Carp fill the Bar, Pirates control the Engine or whatever. Point is, the scavengers aren't totally defenseless. Admins spawn them equipment sets for people based on their job or "class". We get a few people with heavy weapons, maybe a flamethrower, a guy or two with a full kit of electrical tools, at least one medic, and whatever else would work (Xenobiologist maybe, for RP reasons? I'd love to do that)

You know that's pretty much already a mode called "Derelict".

A lot of people hate it because it's brutal as all hell; you're given a fire suit and gas mask, along with medical kit, toolbox, and O2 tank, and are expected to make it through the station with zero pressure or temperature without dying.

It's usually messy, and heavily based upon luck. Not to mention laggy.

Around a year ago, a TG coder and myself tried to recreate this. We only got halfway done before real life matters dragged both of us down. We dont have any serious plans on resuming it, but we've both given it some thought.

Our biggest design issue is how to spawn in 50+ people, as they have on TG1, and have sufficient supplies laying around to be used right away.

[Flying Dice]

It would probably be easier with the usual population level on UMcS. 

That sounds like it could be fun every once in a while, but not constantly.

[Bdthemag]

I remember when I used to go on BS12, they ran a derelict round. It basically consisted of the crew, the traitors sent there to infiltrate the crew and ensure that they didn't repair the station, and neutral scavengers. The neutral scavengers could side with anyone they wanted, as long as they ended up getting the item they were looking for in the station. I also remember that they sent a Syndicate Strike team in who were ordered to just flat out destroy the station, so it was chaotic as everyone scrambled to either survive or get their objective done.

[Man of Paper]

That reminds me of something I think they had on Goon that I actually liked: Objectives for everyone. You got (or get, dunno if it's still around) an objective based on your profession and escape on the shuttle alive. It helped propel people to get specific shit done, and with the people on UMcS I'm sure if we figured out a way to implement it that it'd be a great addition.

[Flying Dice]

Chemist:
Dope a minimum of 6 people with at least 15u of Mindbreaker.

Chef:
Serve [Captain's name here]burgers.

[Bdthemag]

I'm going to wait until some other time to run my brand of admin events.

I swear, you people don't notice jack shit.

[Itnetlolor]

I would rock at "accidentally" making burgers out of someone when they otherwise could have been cloned instead.

Mmm. Lanyon Burgers.

[Cheedows]

That reminds me of something I think they had on Goon that I actually liked: Objectives for everyone. You got (or get, dunno if it's still around) an objective based on your profession and escape on the shuttle alive. It helped propel people to get specific shit done, and with the people on UMcS I'm sure if we figured out a way to implement it that it'd be a great addition.

I've played on Goon before, to be honest for me it doesn't really "propel me" to do my objectives.  Might be different for some, but for me only antag objectives actually mean something