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[miauw62]

Wait, does this mean we're now able to re-enact countless bomb-defusion scenes from countless movies? YES! YES!

Lizard Christ shadowed me and showed me the error of my ways.

LIZARD CHRIST IS HERETIC AND UNPROTECTIVE!

E: I'm not sure if I still *feel* BOB JAMES anymore.

[scrdest]

Wait, does this mean we're now able to re-enact countless bomb-defusion scenes from countless movies? YES! YES!

Lizard Christ shadowed me and showed me the error of my ways.

LIZARD CHRIST IS HERETIC AND UNPROTECTIVE!

It does mean precisely that. The bomb cannot be disassembled like the TTV bomb, cannot be moved unless you have tools if the traitor bothered to secure it to the floor, and can only be disarmed via wireplay, which may or may not end in either decreasing the time to explosion or simply exploding the thing prematurely.

But, WE cannot do that yet, until the server updates. By the way, you know what I want to see? A traitor cuffing someone womenfolk to a chair with the new syndiebomb next to the chair. Because we don't have train tracks in the grim darkness of a distant future, and my mustache needs to be twirled properly.

[Tsuchigumo550]

So is tgstation running it's own code or is it in a language of some kind? If it's Java, that's fantastic as I'm learning it anyway, or is it something else? I'd like to try for a general "expansion" of some things, such as drones (Think of mecha, but much weaker, human-sized, and capable of grabbing anything that a pack can hold). Drones are not cheaper than cyborgs but do not require a brain, whereas they are slightly cheaper than some mecha but require more than just metal and glass (most often gold, I'd think). They can have certain mecha components, but generally only one.

Botany gains a few mutations of various worth, maybe a couple new plants, which chain into new chef recipes and new bar recipes. Chemistry gains a few new elements and things to do, including a reaction between unstable mutagen and blood-less synthiflesh that, when blood is added, creates a lifeless body of god knows what. Monkey bodies are more common than anything else. Chemistry additions are very... un-fleshed out.

Virology gets some hilarity and some deadly viruses. Just ideas.

[10ebbor10]

Link

[scrdest]

So is tgstation running it's own code or is it in a language of some kind? If it's Java, that's fantastic as I'm learning it anyway, or is it something else? I'd like to try for a general "expansion" of some things, such as drones (Think of mecha, but much weaker, human-sized, and capable of grabbing anything that a pack can hold). Drones are not cheaper than cyborgs but do not require a brain, whereas they are slightly cheaper than some mecha but require more than just metal and glass (most often gold, I'd think). They can have certain mecha components, but generally only one.

Botany gains a few mutations of various worth, maybe a couple new plants, which chain into new chef recipes and new bar recipes. Chemistry gains a few new elements and things to do, including a reaction between unstable mutagen and blood-less synthiflesh that, when blood is added, creates a lifeless body of god knows what. Monkey bodies are more common than anything else. Chemistry additions are very... un-fleshed out.

Virology gets some hilarity and some deadly viruses. Just ideas.

It's different, but in general it's not ubercomplicated - it says something that I can understand this code even though the most experience with coding is Logo and HTML, both... 5 years ago or so? Anyhoo, the pages you might want to look at are here:

http://www.byond.com/docs/ref/
http://wiki.nanotrasen.com/index.php?title=SS13_for_experienced_programmers

[Soadreqm]

I was thinking something far less explosive: Using a hatchet on a potato to carve a potato stamp. The botanist answers directly to the Head of Staff, which in my book makes him basically the Head of Hydroponics. The only things he's missing is his own stamp, and he has materials that could plausibly be used to create one. File formal paperwork! Stamp the seed crate requisition form for the Quartermaster who thinks that red tape is the highest echelon of fun! The graphic could just be the word "POTATO" in some shade of brown or green.

[scrdest]

I was thinking something far less explosive: Using a hatchet on a potato to carve a potato stamp. The botanist answers directly to the Head of Staff, which in my book makes him basically the Head of Hydroponics. The only things he's missing is his own stamp, and he has materials that could plausibly be used to create one. File formal paperwork! Stamp the seed crate requisition form for the Quartermaster who thinks that red tape is the highest echelon of fun! The graphic could just be the word "POTATO" in some shade of brown or green.

Uh. Your book is a strange book. That makes Bartender the Head of Drunkenness, Chef the Head of Cannibalism, Chaplain the Head of Crazy, Janitor the Head of Slipping...

[Mistercheif]

I was thinking something far less explosive: Using a hatchet on a potato to carve a potato stamp. The botanist answers directly to the Head of Staff, which in my book makes him basically the Head of Hydroponics. The only things he's missing is his own stamp, and he has materials that could plausibly be used to create one. File formal paperwork! Stamp the seed crate requisition form for the Quartermaster who thinks that red tape is the highest echelon of fun! The graphic could just be the word "POTATO" in some shade of brown or green.

Uh. Your book is a strange book. That makes Bartender the Head of Drunkenness, Chef the Head of Cannibalism, Chaplain the Head of Crazy, Janitor the Head of Slipping...

Let them eat stamps!

Wait...that doesn't make sense.  Oh well.  LET THEM EAT STAMPS!

[miauw62]

You all know my grand plans with spiders that probably won't come true anyway, right?

I just had the best ideas, when letting my mind pass all toxins... Radium, mutagen, sleep toxin...

BEER SPIDERS!
MINDBREAKER SPIDERS!
SPACE DRUG SPIDERS!
(Space drug and mindbreaker could possibly be added togheter to accomodate that space drugs are an arse toxin for killing or stunning long enough to cocoon. (they just make your screen flash))

[Soadreqm]

Uh. Your book is a strange book. That makes Bartender the Head of Drunkenness, Chef the Head of Cannibalism, Chaplain the Head of Crazy, Janitor the Head of Slipping...

Well, yes. The Chef and the Bartender hang out in the same general area as the botanist, with no one watching the lot. The Chaplain pretty much does his own thing. The janitor... well, the janitor is bossed around by basically everyone on the station, but for the rest, they don't really have a superior with time to care about what they're doing. Clearly, they need potato stamps.

[Flying Dice]

I was thinking something far less explosive: Using a hatchet on a potato to carve a potato stamp. The botanist answers directly to the Head of Staff, which in my book makes him basically the Head of Hydroponics. The only things he's missing is his own stamp, and he has materials that could plausibly be used to create one. File formal paperwork! Stamp the seed crate requisition form for the Quartermaster who thinks that red tape is the highest echelon of fun! The graphic could just be the word "POTATO" in some shade of brown or green.

Uh. Your book is a strange book. That makes Bartender the Head of Drunkenness, Chef the Head of Cannibalism, Chaplain the Head of Crazy, Janitor the Head of Slipping...

Besides, the botanist would be the Head of Drugs.

Is the main server down for anyone else?

[miauw62]

I was thinking something far less explosive: Using a hatchet on a potato to carve a potato stamp. The botanist answers directly to the Head of Staff, which in my book makes him basically the Head of Hydroponics. The only things he's missing is his own stamp, and he has materials that could plausibly be used to create one. File formal paperwork! Stamp the seed crate requisition form for the Quartermaster who thinks that red tape is the highest echelon of fun! The graphic could just be the word "POTATO" in some shade of brown or green.

Uh. Your book is a strange book. That makes Bartender the Head of Drunkenness, Chef the Head of Cannibalism, Chaplain the Head of Crazy, Janitor the Head of Slipping...

Besides, the botanist would be the Head of Drugs.

Is the main server down for anyone else?

It's down for me.

And obviously, the chemists are the Heads of Drugs.

[Flying Dice]

Damn, I was thinking in terms of the chemist being Head of Dickery. Except that that is also the HoS's job.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Damn, I was thinking in terms of the chemist being Head of Dickery. Except that that is also the HoS's job.

When I'm chemist, I'm head of making dangerous explosives and inspecting the inside of lockers.

If you see me in a labcoat dragging a locker around, avoid any locker even remotely similar to the one I'm dragging. They either contain me, explosives, smoke grenades, me and smoke grenades, or a sad emptiness.

[Aseaheru]

I was thinking something far less explosive: Using a hatchet on a potato to carve a potato stamp. The botanist answers directly to the Head of Staff, which in my book makes him basically the Head of Hydroponics. The only things he's missing is his own stamp, and he has materials that could plausibly be used to create one. File formal paperwork! Stamp the seed crate requisition form for the Quartermaster who thinks that red tape is the highest echelon of fun! The graphic could just be the word "POTATO" in some shade of brown or green.

Uh. Your book is a strange book. That makes Bartender the Head of Drunkenness, Chef the Head of Cannibalism, Chaplain the Head of Crazy, Janitor the Head of Slipping...

I resent that. as cook i rarely cook human meat. and if im the janitor i dont slip anyone aslong as i have cleaner.