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[Tsuchigumo550]

I played a massive drunkard that round, with a Chem pass just to get high.

Party grenades. I made Space Drugs Smoke grenades.

[Jacob/Lee]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Something you are carrying seems to be unable to pass through the portal. Better drop it if you want to go through.
You hear a buzzing in your ears.
You feel lightheaded.

Goddamnit. It didn't even work and I was turned into a fly man.

[Aseaheru]

Hey guess what? when someone stops posting sorta IC shit in OOC dont fucking mute them. because I STOPED.
FOR A LONG TIME.

Chris won that round. no death but he missed the pods.

[Hanslanda]

[Redacted. I'm not an admin, but IC in OOC pisses me off.]


Anyways, twas a great Ling round. I ate Joe Muggins and the Roboticist in Illicit, then I ate Ellie Freed, another Ling, inside the morgue, then I ate Alina Koch in the bar. Then I made the mistake of asking Crispin Reynolds if he wanted to be eaten, and he evaded me until the shuttle arrived.

[WarderSkyfire]

First time I have ever been scared while playing SS13.

Spoiler: Storytime! (click to show/hide)

Crispin Reynolds was a botanist who was happily growing plants and ignoring everything that was going on the Station. Suddenly Lilian the HoS walks in and asks me, "Hey how would you like to be eaten?" She pulls out energy gun and fires at me, but I quickly dodged and ran around the machines and out into central with Lilian behind me. As I ran through the halls I saw a corpse of a scientist and someone calling the shuttle on the Bridge. Once I lost her, I quickly turned off my PDA's flashlight and stood still just below Cargo. Lilian finds me, stuns me, but fails at dragging me away. Instead she shakes me once, then tries to cuff me. Luck was on my side because I managed to get up before she was finished and ran away. Again. After doing a full loop I went to engineering and hid near the locker but not in it. Chris walks by, he doesn't see me and heads into Engineering.

I was tempted to call out to him but I didn't because he had an energy gun. I stood in the darkness whispering to myself. Lilian comes by with better illumination than Chris and sees me. She shoots at me but misses and I quickly flee into Central again. This time I went into Tool storage and into maintenance via the hidden door. I hid just above EVA maintenance. I whispered in fear some more. Chris walks by and doesn't notice me again. Then I whispered "What do I do?" Then suddenly,

Central Command Update,
Give up.

That unnerved me enough that I went to the hidden door but at the last second I went back to my hiding spot. Another update came,

Central Command Update,
Give up Crispin Reynolds, Give up.

The shuttle arrived as I hid still. Earlier I had realized it wasn't safe to go on the shuttle or the pods. Around that time Crispin remembered people yelling about Lilian and Chris not being human, he didn't pay attention at that time. With two minutes left before the shuttle left, I spent some more time whispering.

Crispin Reynolds whispers, "Maybe I can get back to botany and get my toolbox. Maybe I can get into EVA and get a space suit."
Crispin Reynolds whispers, "Maybe space is better than the station."
Crispin Reynolds whispers, "Maybe I'm going to die..."

After the shuttle left with the changelings on board, I did just that. I grabbed my toolbox and broke into EVA. I grabbed a space suit and an oxygen tank, then ran towards arrivals. I managed to get everything on and leave for space just before the round ended. Judging by my previous luck in exploration he probably managed to find a place a stay temporarily.

And I just realized that out of all of my characters, Crispin has the highest survival rate. Seriously he survived a betrayal by another traitor, managed to escape from Axl while cuffed in the brig as a cultist. And now. Now he was the only survivor of a changeling infiltration.
I guess he deserves this.

[Karlito]

It matters on the servers with more complicated medical systems, where you can bleed out and such.

Getting the enhanced medical system into our server something of a goal for me. But don't expect it to happen soon. Nien was working on it, then got busy with other things. I'd started on it, but then got distracted by the new map I'm working on. Karlito said he might give it a shot, so we'll see how it goes...

What's the actual main problem with it? What does it rely on that makes us unable to just copypaste it?

A few things. The code is scattered all around their files first off. Second, a decent amount of BS12 code is incompatible with /tg/ code.

There are probably about 30 files where changes need to be made, and in some places the file structures aren't even comparable, which makes things pretty difficult. Having looked into what it would take, I can say it's definitely a Megaproject.

[Glloyd]

It matters on the servers with more complicated medical systems, where you can bleed out and such.

Getting the enhanced medical system into our server something of a goal for me. But don't expect it to happen soon. Nien was working on it, then got busy with other things. I'd started on it, but then got distracted by the new map I'm working on. Karlito said he might give it a shot, so we'll see how it goes...

What's the actual main problem with it? What does it rely on that makes us unable to just copypaste it?

A few things. The code is scattered all around their files first off. Second, a decent amount of BS12 code is incompatible with /tg/ code.

There are probably about 30 files where changes need to be made, and in some places the file structures aren't even comparable, which makes things pretty difficult. Having looked into what it would take, I can say it's definitely a Megaproject.

Yeah... There's a ton of changes that it includes, which is why it irks me when people just handwave it as a copypaste job. The medical system changes the way organs work entirely, as well as adding a new "organ" --blood. It also turns humans into containers, with blood as a reagent inside of them, which caused a ton of bugs when it was first introduced. Notably, if you ate enzymes and drank milk, you would shit out cheese.

[Flying Dice]

I have to say, as bugs go, shitting cheese is pretty awesome.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I just killed Pun Pun, then couldn't stop pulling his dead body around so I Spaced myself
 
OOC: Rabidgam3r: SS13 in one sentence.

[Revaewv]

I'm new to the game, and have played about three times as Justin Case. I've had a lot of fun, and plan on playing more. I'm not very good at the game yet, and the Role playing is new to me, but I think I can get it. I also very much enjoy the community, reading some of this thread.

[Grek]

Just had a wonderful round as Crime Mime, Mime What Commits Crimes and Photographs Them.

[Jacob/Lee]

Heh, that was fun. I'm Captain Blyant, sent to kill the mime on board. As I wander around, hanging with Alina (including paper hunts), doing captain things, the mime turns out to be a pretty cool guy. I dick around for a good chunk of the round until a certain Jay Wright, loaded down with syndie items, suffering from amnesia, and apparently becoming retarded in about two minutes, boards the ship. We take him to the brig, seize everything he has, and he runs off. I go to telecomms looking for him, where I find the mime and his pAI jacking the door. He has a security hardsuit on. I draw my gun, he draws his. I tase him, he runs into maintenance and sprays some lube on the floor. I run in there, slip on the lube, sit on the floor more... I get up and go to the solar access, where he welded the door.

I unweld it, go in, see him breaking the window down, and tase him. I put cable restraints on him, nearly lose him when he gets out of them and tases me again, and finally put him in cuffs that I found in his box. I give him a speech that boils down to "business is business," and fire him out the incinerator disposal.

Since I had taken Jay's syndicate uplink (The operative variety, but he bought a balloon so 30 points were left) I decided to roll the dice and bought three syndie bundles. Two murder sets (thermals, no-slip shoes, sword, emag) and a Dark Lord bundle. As I'm shuffling boxes, sorting my bundle, Alina walks in my quarters (through a set of secret doors made by the engineer) and takes no notice to the stuff all over the floor. From there, we ran to the shuttle and waited for the round to end.

I also emagged the bar's arcade machine around the start of the round. I think it gibbed someone, too. The clown?

[Gamerlord]

Is it just me or do Alina and femAxl usually come in a pair?

[BigD145]

It matters on the servers with more complicated medical systems, where you can bleed out and such.

Getting the enhanced medical system into our server something of a goal for me. But don't expect it to happen soon. Nien was working on it, then got busy with other things. I'd started on it, but then got distracted by the new map I'm working on. Karlito said he might give it a shot, so we'll see how it goes...

What's the actual main problem with it? What does it rely on that makes us unable to just copypaste it?

A few things. The code is scattered all around their files first off. Second, a decent amount of BS12 code is incompatible with /tg/ code.

There are probably about 30 files where changes need to be made, and in some places the file structures aren't even comparable, which makes things pretty difficult. Having looked into what it would take, I can say it's definitely a Megaproject.

Yeah... There's a ton of changes that it includes, which is why it irks me when people just handwave it as a copypaste job. The medical system changes the way organs work entirely, as well as adding a new "organ" --blood. It also turns humans into containers, with blood as a reagent inside of them, which caused a ton of bugs when it was first introduced. Notably, if you ate enzymes and drank milk, you would shit out cheese.

It sounds like the Chef is almost worthless. Don't do that.

[Gamerlord]

It matters on the servers with more complicated medical systems, where you can bleed out and such.

Getting the enhanced medical system into our server something of a goal for me. But don't expect it to happen soon. Nien was working on it, then got busy with other things. I'd started on it, but then got distracted by the new map I'm working on. Karlito said he might give it a shot, so we'll see how it goes...

What's the actual main problem with it? What does it rely on that makes us unable to just copypaste it?

A few things. The code is scattered all around their files first off. Second, a decent amount of BS12 code is incompatible with /tg/ code.

There are probably about 30 files where changes need to be made, and in some places the file structures aren't even comparable, which makes things pretty difficult. Having looked into what it would take, I can say it's definitely a Megaproject.

Yeah... There's a ton of changes that it includes, which is why it irks me when people just handwave it as a copypaste job. The medical system changes the way organs work entirely, as well as adding a new "organ" --blood. It also turns humans into containers, with blood as a reagent inside of them, which caused a ton of bugs when it was first introduced. Notably, if you ate enzymes and drank milk, you would shit out cheese.

It sounds like the Chef is almost worthless. Don't do that.

Not really. Looks like the Chef has a new use for Assistants! Tie them up and use them as cheese factories!