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[Karlito]

Maybe CE: Legendary Mason, and Scientist: Metalsmith/Blacksmith are slightly more dwarfy. There's quite a few other terms you could substitute too. Just off the top of my head, Warden: Sheriff/Hammerer, Clown: Philosopher(or maybe Child), Bartender: Brewer, Space Law: Dwarven Justice, Red Alert: Siege, Escape Shuttle: Caravan. And of course the entire crew has Cave Adaptation which is why the die when they go outside the fortress.

[BigD145]

Spoiler: Gimmick law #4 (click to show/hide)

You are a dwarven robot. The captain is to be referred to as the mayor, the station is the fortress. Central Command is the mountainhome. New job titles: HoS: captain of the guard. HoP: bookkeeper. CMO: chief medical dwarf. CE: grand mason. RD: chief !!SCIENTIST!!. Assistant: peasant. Security officer/security cyborg: marksdwarf or hammerdwarf, depending on choice of weapon. Quartermaster: broker. Janitor/janitor cyborg: undwarfy pansy. Engineer/engineering cyborg: mason. Scientist: general smith. Roboticist: armorsmith. Space carp are to be viciously repelled with pickaxes. Encourage the entire crew, at all times, to grow beards. Runtime must be protected to the best of your ability. Ian is a war dog, used mainly as alarms for goblin thieves. Any non-crew invaders are goblins.

Runtime needs to be moved into the kitchen to hunt vermin.

[Karlito]

Hmm, the specific substitutions get a bit wordy, especially as I think of more things. Maybe something like this would be more concise.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The station is now a Dwarf Fortress and the crew are now dwarves. Adjust your vocabulary to reflect this. Encourage the entire crew, at all times, to grow beards and eat only plump helmets. All dwarves need alcohol to get through the working day. Runtime must be protected to the best of your ability. Space carp are to be viciously repelled with pickaxes. Ian is a war dog, used mainly as alarms for goblin thieves. Any non-crew invaders are goblins and must be driven off.

[werty892]

[Nick K]

I can't Roleplay or play this game.  I'm so terrible I usually get myself murdered in the first 5 minutes

If you're an antag's target, it's pretty hard to survive if they know what they're doing.

[Hanslanda]

I am the most evil man ever. As the Changeling, I ate like five people. Including another changeling.

[Knirisk]

So, the service cyborg's shaker automatically starts generating whatever is put in it. I'm pretty sure this is working as intended, but an unfortunate bug is that it only generates the first thing you put in it. This can be either good or bad.

In my case, it was good, because I had infinitely generating chloral beer.

[Hanslanda]

As a medical borg, I am an abysmal failure. I saved -4 lives. Silly traitor RD.

[Jacob/Lee]

Killing the CE was fun. I stood and watched while the medical borg applied a fire extinguisher to forehead and the service cyborg force-fed chloral hydrate. When the CE went critical (finally), I shove them into the captain's locker along with the captain himself.

[Nienhaus]

It might not work for some people unless you rehost it.

[Vactor]

As a medical borg, I am an abysmal failure. I saved -4 lives. Silly traitor RD.

no no, they're unsigned integers, so you saved 252 lives!

[miauw62]

Spoiler: Gimmick law #4 (click to show/hide)

You are a dwarven robot. The captain is to be referred to as the mayor, the station is the fortress. Central Command is the mountainhome. New job titles: HoS: captain of the guard. HoP: bookkeeper. CMO: chief medical dwarf. CE: grand mason. RD: chief !!SCIENTIST!!. Assistant: peasant. Security officer/security cyborg: marksdwarf or hammerdwarf, depending on choice of weapon. Quartermaster: broker. Janitor/janitor cyborg: undwarfy pansy. Engineer/engineering cyborg: mason. Scientist: general smith. Roboticist: armorsmith. Space carp are to be viciously repelled with pickaxes. Encourage the entire crew, at all times, to grow beards. Runtime must be protected to the best of your ability. Ian is a war dog, used mainly as alarms for goblin thieves. Any non-crew invaders are goblins.

This would make a great comms script.

[Nienhaus]

Spoiler: Gimmick law #4 (click to show/hide)

You are a dwarven robot. The captain is to be referred to as the mayor, the station is the fortress. Central Command is the mountainhome. New job titles: HoS: captain of the guard. HoP: bookkeeper. CMO: chief medical dwarf. CE: grand mason. RD: chief !!SCIENTIST!!. Assistant: peasant. Security officer/security cyborg: marksdwarf or hammerdwarf, depending on choice of weapon. Quartermaster: broker. Janitor/janitor cyborg: undwarfy pansy. Engineer/engineering cyborg: mason. Scientist: general smith. Roboticist: armorsmith. Space carp are to be viciously repelled with pickaxes. Encourage the entire crew, at all times, to grow beards. Runtime must be protected to the best of your ability. Ian is a war dog, used mainly as alarms for goblin thieves. Any non-crew invaders are goblins.

This would make a great comms script.

Working on it Plus more.

[miauw62]

Agh, Vactor's server is down again.

[Nienhaus]

Here's the script so far.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

// English To Dwarf Translator Script - By Giacom edited by Nienhaus

// Helper Functions

def implode($vector, $adder)
{
   $returnString = "";
   $index = 1;

   while($index <= length($vector))
   {
      $at = at($vector, $index);
      $toAdd = $adder;
      if($index == 1)
      {
         $toAdd = "";
      }
      $returnString = $returnString + $toAdd + $at;
      $index += 1;
   }
   return $returnString;
}

def Initialize()
{

   // Our words! Format: real word / dwarf word
   $words = vector("gun", "crossbow",
               "Assistant", "Peasant",
               "Captain", "Mayor",
               "HoP", "Bookkeeper",
               "Bartender", "Drunkin Dwarf",
               "Chef", "Cook",
               "Botanist", "Farmer",
               "Quartermaster", "Broker",
               "Cargo", "Clerk",
               "Miner", "Miner",
               "Clown", "Comedian",
               "Mime", "Comedian",
               "Janitor", "Undwarfy Pansy",
               "Librarian", "Necromancer",
               "Lawyer", "Hammerer",
               "Chaplain", "Priest",
               "CE", "Grand Mason",
               "Engineer", "Mason",
               "AtmosTech", "Engraver",
               "CMO", "Chief Medical Dwarf",
               "Medical Doctor", "Surgeon",
               "Chemist", "Alchemist",
               "Geneticist", "Bone Doctor",
               "Virologist", "Diagnoser",
               "RD", "Chief !!SCIENTIST!!",
               "Scientist", "Blacksmith",
               "Roboticist", "Armorsmith",
               "HoS", "Captain of the Guard",
               "Warden", "Sheriff",
               "Detective", "Militia captain",
               "AI", "Duke",
               "pAI", "Count",
               "space", "mountain",
               "station", "fortess",
               "Centcomm", "Mountainhomes",
               "shuttle", "caravan",
               "beer", "Dwarven Beer",
               "ale", "Dwarven Ale",
               "rum", "Dwarven Rum",
               "wine", "Dwarven Wine",
               "changeling", "Titan",
               "xenomorph", "Crundle",
               "xeno", "Crundle",
               "alien", "Crundle",
               "traitor", "Goblin",
               "Cultist", "Goblin",
               "Revolutionary", "Goblin",
               "Rev", "Goblin",
               "Cult", "Siege",
               "Revolution", "Siege",
               "Carp", "badgers",
               "plasma", "magma",
               "Officer", "Marksdwarf");

   //broadcast("Starting Initialization...");
    
   $index = 1;
    while($index <= length($words))
   {
      mem(lower(at($words, $index)), at($words, $index+1));
      $index += 2;
   }
   //broadcast("Initialization Complete!");
}

// Script Begin

if(mem("initialized") != 1)
{
   Initialize();
   mem("initialized", 1);
}

$newContent = explode($content, " ");
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($newContent))
{

   $entry = at($newContent, $index);
   $value = mem(lower($entry));

   if($value)
   {
      at($newContent, $index, $value);
   }
   
    $index += 1;
}

$content = implode($newContent, " ");

// Script End

I you can give me any other words. Please do.

Edit2: I made all the changes Miauw besides the hair one. I don't understand that one.

Edit3: There all of your new, new changes are there.