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[Jacob/Lee]

I feel like we should have more minor fistfights in the bar, what with Engineers ending up with not as much to do most shifts, and a lot of other people wandering around looking for trouble. I mean RP fistfights, not 'lolgrief'. You know, one guy insults another one cuz he's drunk, they push each, then start punching one another.

Then the whole bar gets flash banged, cuffed, and borged. I mean, what.

Heh, yeah. Good barfights are lots of fun but sadly rare.

[Girlinhat]

I don't even understand what the Illicit Wing is.  Really, I've been engineer and wired the solars before and still didn't see anything that looked like it should be its own area...

[Hanslanda]

I feel like we should have more minor fistfights in the bar, what with Engineers ending up with not as much to do most shifts, and a lot of other people wandering around looking for trouble. I mean RP fistfights, not 'lolgrief'. You know, one guy insults another one cuz he's drunk, they push each, then start punching one another.

Then the whole bar gets flash banged, cuffed, and borged. I mean, what.

Heh, yeah. Good barfights are lots of fun but sadly rare.

Next time you and me play a round, I'm starting a barfight with you.

I don't even understand what the Illicit Wing is.  Really, I've been engineer and wired the solars before and still didn't see anything that looked like it should be its own area...

It's a hidden area in between Security Wing and Arrivals Wing. That is all I shall say.

[BigD145]

I don't even understand what the Illicit Wing is.  Really, I've been engineer and wired the solars before and still didn't see anything that looked like it should be its own area...

It's a hidden area in between Security Wing and Arrivals Wing. That is all I shall say.

It sticks out like a sore thumb in that it's completely isolated with no obvious entrances and a few rooms of goodly size. You won't know this without mesons but if you're an engineer or atmos tech and you aren't wearing mesons then what are you doing in that department?

[Kaitol]

The problem with barfights is I'm always terrified they'll just stunglove me then bash my face in with an airtank and say it was self-defence.

[Hanslanda]

The problem with barfights is I'm always terrified they'll just stunglove me then bash my face in with an airtank and say it was self-defence.

... That's a bit extreme. Also, it should be in the bar. A relatively well populated area, with people often passing by. Plus the Medbay is like, five feet away.

[Kaitol]

Deeply ingrained memories of goon. DEEP. MEMORIES.

It's instinctive.

(poo. poo everywhere)

[Girlinhat]

How to Win Chemistry:
1: Make Ammonia and Mutagen, become friends with Botany.
2: Get a squirt bottle from Botany.
3: Make several containers of Space Lube.
4: Spray every tile of the hallway.
5: Every time someone steps in, they slide aaaaaall the way to the other end instantly, causing brute damage and instant transportation.
6: Open the airlocks at Escape and make a Mass Lube Driver.

[rabidgam3r]

Everyone. I am wading into the great pools of public servers. I will go where no decent man has gone before. Wish me luck.

EDIT: DEAR FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. THIS IS NO-MANS-LAND.

[Kaitol]

Hey. I've gone there before and I'm a decent- oh wait. Nevermind.

[Karlito]

Need to assassinate a scientist? Just wait for him to turn himself into a slime and let the crew do your dirty work for you!

[Kaitol]

Being a slime is awesome. Access to everywhere that isn't on an isolated ventilation loop. And you can even finagle your way into most of those. And you kill people by glomping them, which is adorable. Plus the only thing readily available to kill you is fire extinguishers. And space. Both of which are frighteningly available.

Plus people seem to have no qualms killing them.

How often have you seen people try to brig a slime?

[Man of Paper]

Being a slime is awesome. Access to everywhere that isn't on an isolated ventilation loop. And you can even finagle your way into most of those. And you kill people by glomping them, which is adorable. Plus the only thing readily available to kill you is fire extinguishers. And space. Both of which are frighteningly available.

Plus people seem to have no qualms killing them.

How often have you seen people try to brig a slime?

Never.
I have, however, seen two people turned to slimes inside the security wing, then proceed to go apeshit on everyone around them.
YOU DO NOT DEFILE A PRIEST OF LIZARD CHRIST

[Girlinhat]

Also, in the /tg/ server it's apparently valid to randomly kill people.  During a rev round, a security officer just dragged me away and then I'm out of the round.  Huzzah!

[Man of Paper]

Yeah, I've tasted the fruit that is Urist McStation, and the server's set the bar pretty damn high. I've popped into goon, my old favorite, once since I started playing here, and all the OOC and meta hurt my soul. And /tg/ just never did well with me.