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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 2163275 times)

Kaitol

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2595 on: March 29, 2013, 10:51:33 pm »

Well, while we were successful, my first round as quartermaster and as cultist was decidedly lukewarm.

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I'd do a lot of things differently. First off, fuck the orders, I would grab a spacesuit and find somewhere to do research myself right away. then start ambushing people with stungloves and stun talismans a lot more aggressively.

Also, fat miner, how did you like me sealing off the mining shuttle with wall runes? Did you try to get to the shuttle? You should have accepted the joy of Nar'sie when I offered it to you~
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« Reply #2596 on: March 29, 2013, 11:07:03 pm »

I was the janitor who was jumped and converted. Aside from not helping Oswald as he was brutally murdered by a blade-wielding cultist, I shanked Lily over and over in order to preserve our only-cultist escape shuttle just for the hell of it :P

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« Reply #2597 on: March 29, 2013, 11:18:06 pm »

http://www.mediafire.com/?jefw1baoaq891cx
I did it! Johnny Bravo's hair! Ont thing though Glloyd I named it Johhny in the code, Mind fixing that?
Also Human_face goes to uristmcstation\icons\mob
and sprite_accessories goes to uristmcstation\code\modules\mob\new_player

I suggest not putting those icons into those files, just to keep things merging fine with TG updates. We do have a .dmi file that can be used already in the repo.

Alright, what's the filename Android?
/trunk/icons/uristicons.dmi   
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2598 on: March 29, 2013, 11:29:29 pm »

Best counter to someone uploading "Only I am human" laws, is by uploading oxygen is toxic to humans behind it  8)

Maybe not best, but most fun.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2599 on: March 29, 2013, 11:30:17 pm »

Best counter to someone uploading "Only I am human" laws, is by uploading oxygen is toxic to humans behind it  8)


You magnificent fucker.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2600 on: March 29, 2013, 11:34:34 pm »

Best counter to someone uploading "Only I am human" laws, is by uploading oxygen is toxic to humans behind it  8)

Maybe not best, but most fun.
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Why haven't I thought of doing this?
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2601 on: March 29, 2013, 11:36:44 pm »

I was the janitor who was jumped and converted. Aside from not helping Oswald as he was brutally murdered by a blade-wielding cultist, I shanked Lily over and over in order to preserve our only-cultist escape shuttle just for the hell of it :P
We were going to be amazing as a team Blyant, you and I were going to robust the fuck out of those cultists. I trusted you...

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2602 on: March 29, 2013, 11:42:39 pm »

* Aklyon adds 'cult conversion' to the rather short list of Blyant-affecting things.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2603 on: March 29, 2013, 11:43:27 pm »

* Aklyon adds 'cult conversion' to the rather short list of Blyant-affecting things.


We tried bombs, they only work 50% of the time.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2604 on: March 30, 2013, 12:49:00 am »

Well, while we were successful, my first round as quartermaster and as cultist was decidedly lukewarm.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'd do a lot of things differently. First off, fuck the orders, I would grab a spacesuit and find somewhere to do research myself right away. then start ambushing people with stungloves and stun talismans a lot more aggressively.

Also, fat miner, how did you like me sealing off the mining shuttle with wall runes? Did you try to get to the shuttle? You should have accepted the joy of Nar'sie when I offered it to you~

I was the cargo tech.

Truth be told, the moment I saw the rune, I shift-clicked it and saw that it was made of blood, so I knew outright from the beginning that you were a cultist. However, it still seemed kinda early to actually call you out for being a cultist, which to be honest would've made the round boring, so I just awkwardly called it pleasant artwork and passed it off as that in character. I actually didn't expect to be stungloved and converted, and I was mostly planning on staying out of Cargo as much as possible.

Spoiler: Long story ahead! (click to show/hide)
 
« Last Edit: March 30, 2013, 01:16:21 am by Knirisk »
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2605 on: March 30, 2013, 02:07:26 am »

Heh, yeah. I saw the madman running around with a blade and immediately put together stun gloves. I took some wire out of an electrical toolbox and rigged it onto my rainbow gloves and then put a power cell from the floor on it.

I'm really not sure what happened. The cell was green but you didn't even flinch when I touched you. When you stunned me, I was expecting to be murdered so I started to yell - or tried to, anyway. Not sure if I was mute or just couldn't hear myself. It was funny yet sad how Oswald was truly relieved to see me, but then that was crushed when I stood and did nothing while he was stabbed to death.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2606 on: March 30, 2013, 05:40:51 am »

I've just seen the Illicit Wing for the first time, and I got an idea: how hard would it be to make a modified vending machine? Because besides mini-Botany, a small Chemistry lab with a vending machine for Mercury, Lithium, Sugar and other chemicals used for drug-making could be a cool addition.

On the other hand, I'm slightly concerned over a whole underground sub-station, so not sure if it's a good idea. Perhaps just make a small area for miscellaneous nefarious activities to be repurposed as needed.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2607 on: March 30, 2013, 05:42:00 am »

I've just seen the Illicit Wing for the first time, and I got an idea: how hard would it be to make a modified vending machine? Because besides mini-Botany, a small Chemistry lab with a vending machine for Mercury, Lithium, Sugar and other chemicals used for drug-making could be a cool addition.

On the other hand, I'm slightly concerned over a whole underground sub-station, so not sure if it's a good idea. Perhaps just make a small area for miscellaneous nefarious activities to be repurposed as needed.
Sounds like a good idea. I usually hack all the vending machines in there too :P
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2608 on: March 30, 2013, 06:22:44 am »

And so the monkey king escaped the station, with no one (?) the wiser.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #2609 on: March 30, 2013, 07:14:24 am »

Actually, just plop a grinder in there. Weed has space drugs in it if you grind it. Put a syringe box and a grinder in there and you're set.


Also, we should be able to make joints with weed and paper, then smoke them. They could even look just like normal cigs or something.
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