Okay so in my defense... [Alex Drum]
"Samus Round" sounds cool, I join for the first time in half a year. Drunk as fuck, but I do check that botany is still my first choice.
Spawn as engineer- CHIEF engineer, no engineers.
fuck fuck
where are the suits
No CE suit in the office??
Ah, a suit storage device in the general engineering area!
It doesn't... work?
It's empty
Ok found the suits finally
Okay where's the engine
Oh fuck it's that weird crystal thing I never learned
Halp halp admins halp
B-borg arrives and leads me to the singulo (:
I could have sworn it was wires-screw-wrench, maybe it was, but now it's wrench-wires-screwdriver? Whatever
"We're doomed aren't we" "Yes b-borg yes we are"
B-borg wants me to wire directly to the grid but screw that, I've wasted too much time, grid will go down any minute.
Besides, that just kills assistants. Which is fun and all but eh.
why are the singulo airlocks bolted
why does the north airlock control panel do jack shit
aggggh I'm too drunk for this shit!
South airlock control panel works. Wait through the tedious cycling process
... OH THE EMITTERS DON'T START BOLTED NOW
and I dropped my wrench
This time I don't wait, I force the doors as I go back in and head out with the wrench.
Wrench and activate the emitters ASAP, I'm pretty sure power is going to fail soon.
Activate the field generators
Head in, accelerator to 2, activate
Find an SMES, not sure if it's attached to the Singulo or the crystal thingy.
Try to radio b-borg- no signal.
Try to PDA b-borg- no signal.
Notice that the west side of the containment field is open. Shit!
Singulo isn't moving, but still. Shit!!
EDIT: I did reflexively disable the particle emitter when I saw the field was down
Head out. Force the airlocks too fast, spacewind slams me into an emitter and I drop my O2 tank.
lay on ground for like forever
Recover, grab the airtank and reattach it just in time.
Go counterclockwise around emitters from SW. Everything *seems* fine... Struck by laser, nearly dead.
Finally reach NW emitter... damn, I must have missed activating it! Do so.
Now to reactivate the field gen- struck by another emitter blast due to singulo pull.
Crit.
Die.
Adminhelp the situation just in case, but everyone is too busy with some wizard.
People upset that the power went out ):
I didn't want to be CE, I was drunk and haven't played in months. It was my third pick
Never saw Samus just some wizard
Ironically this is my fault. I made the 3-pick job selection system, and I made it so important jobs would be filled as a priority.
...why does the escape shuttle have like 10 monkeys in the med area
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