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[birdy51]

That is truly, truly wonderful.

I want it!

[Hanslanda]

I have realized that there is a severe lack of Lillian Helsbrecht in my life, as well as robustness and sweet smiles.

I can bring at least one of those things back, I assure you.

Hans is back, Hans my main man

Now we just need Jacob to come back and we can get the security powergaming gang back together.

I remember the good old days like that. Like when Axl and Zackary had a knock-down drag-out motherfucking duel to the death in the Illicit wing with a minihoe and good ole fisticuffs. Or the time I stormed Illicit to wipe out half the crew and succeeded wildly when they decided to suicide bomb my mech. I survived because fucking super villain HOS traitor and got stungloved by also-impossibly-survived Axl Blyant, who I later hunted across the station, because I survived again.

[Rolan7]

did u think i was making a joke

luckily tgstation was saved by everyone's favourite citrus fruit.

Oh jeez that seems so fun and unworkable.

[miauw62]

did u think i was making a joke

luckily tgstation was saved by everyone's favourite citrus fruit.

Oh jeez that seems so fun and unworkable.

in the grand land of tgs, memes become reality and roam free

also i also remember the good ole days. i still play as Mark Barnes, when i still play. it's good to have you back, hans.

[AH]

Welcome back to the people I've never played with and the Hans I've played with twice.

Also I want rainbow beards.

[Aseaheru]

 Rainbow as in dyed, or rainbow asin "screw science, color change on the fly!"

 if its the second, please no. I dont want to see the server become even more of a empty husk.

[AH]

Oh yeah, man. That's how Urist will be laid low at last: by science-defying, color-changing rainbow beards.

[Aseaheru]

 No, by all the other silly shit that will get piled in and piss off one person or another. Of which the color-changing beards would only be a start.

[Rolan7]

I made energy swords (including plastic ones) go rainbow if emagged, and tgstation survived
Not that this is at all comparable, I'm just bragging.

[AH]

I want rainbow eswords as well.

I mean, if not by rainbow objects than certainly Urist will fall to the slippery slope that will result from adding rainbow anything... Oh, God! We already have rainbow clothes - it's all over...

[Rolan7]

I did it like 3 years ago so it's probably been ported, or maybe stripped out by nofunallowed.
I think I also added dual-bladed eswords?  Again including plastic.  Not sure if that was me...
Ah, I see, I added dual *plastic* swords.  Real swords could be made dual-bladed already.

...Oh, shoot, it isn't even emag.  It's just multitool, because Aranclanos-sempai complained!

Sorry, I haven't played in a long time.  I prefer hearing stories from dedicated players.

[Aseaheru]

 Well, thats /TG/. Which is basically a "RP if you feel like it, but its A) not required and B) often a bad idea" server these days. AKA, Goon with different mechanics.

[Nienhaus]

I remember the good old days where I played Kert Jonson, I never stopped.

[Cheedows]

Man I'd kill for dual double bladed toy eswords on our server.

[Rolan7]

Are you sure they aren't a thing?
IIRC (it was 3 years ago and I'm DRUUUuUNK lOL) you just use a sword on another sword and they combine.