Not on Urist, but pretty funny:
>Start as clown
>dress up in judge robes
>read up on space law
>ask HoP for security access
>HoP refuses but does change the ID title to "judge honker"
>go to security wing
>confirm no security access
>get let in by a lawyer
>get smacked down by the warden
>warden gives me six minute for "having an all access ID"
>sit out six minutes while shouting shitcurrity and I AM THE LAW
>demand a trial
>half the station gathers for the trial
>present case like a true clown of the law
>do "not" throw banana peels at the warden and his lawyer
>do "not" throw cigarettes at them
>do "not" shine them in t he eyes with laser pointers
>audience is torn between "lynch the warden""lynch the clown" and "lynch them both"
>warden is found innocent by the corrupt and bribed jury
> riots break out by the justice seeking crowd
> captain agrees to a re-trial
> re-trial starts
> defendants come with some bullshit about how "impersonating a judge" is a crime
> defendants claim getting pushed into the brig area by a lawyer is a 5 minute crime
> say they are full of shit
> claim racism against clowns
> warden is found innocent again by the racist station heads
> MASSIVE riots break out
> half the windows on the station get smashed in
> mass plundering
> hallways suddenly drenched with blood
> station goes to red alert
> security gets armed with riot suits and lasers
> fear they will charge me with being a rev leader and execute me
> security loses control of situation
> shuttle gets called
> just when the shuttle leaves Nar Sie is summoned
> leave the plundered, smashed, demonic infested station with pockets full of space cash
> honk
> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So remember kids, when you are wrongfully brigged you can either whine in ahelp about it or force a trial that sparks major station wide riots that end up saving the crew from an extra-dimensional bloodthirsty demon.