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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 2145598 times)

Jacob/Lee

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20970 on: January 10, 2015, 07:33:52 pm »

Yeah. The sudden awareness is a real jolt.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20971 on: January 11, 2015, 02:23:59 am »

Don't wire about it, and especially don't commit any verbal battery. I'm sure there'll be a blackout of creativity soon. The spark of it is limited for most people, after all, so the buzz will wear off.
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Jacob/Lee

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20972 on: January 11, 2015, 02:34:46 am »

This is the most thread activity we've had in weeks. It's a sine that everyone who plays still either doesn't know about this thread or doesn't care

miauw62

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20973 on: January 11, 2015, 03:26:54 am »

never4get tree puns thread.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20974 on: January 11, 2015, 10:21:18 am »

This is the most thread activity we've had in weeks. It's a sine that everyone who plays still either doesn't know about this thread or doesn't care
This thread is for people who play? :o
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20975 on: January 11, 2015, 11:46:22 am »

Server may have kicked the bucket again.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20976 on: January 11, 2015, 02:47:30 pm »

server is back up.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20977 on: January 11, 2015, 08:21:10 pm »

I wonder why the server's population has been so damn low lately.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20978 on: January 12, 2015, 01:19:55 pm »

Not on Urist, but pretty funny:

>Start as clown
>dress up in judge robes
>read up on space law
>ask HoP for security access
>HoP refuses but does change the ID title to "judge honker"
>go to security wing
>confirm no security access
>get let in by a lawyer
>get smacked down by the warden
>warden gives me six minute for "having an all access ID"
>sit out six minutes while shouting shitcurrity and I AM THE LAW
>demand a trial
>half the station gathers for the trial
>present case like a true clown of the law
>do "not" throw banana peels at the warden and his lawyer
>do "not" throw cigarettes at them
>do "not" shine them in t he eyes with laser pointers
>audience is torn between "lynch the warden""lynch the clown" and "lynch them both"
>warden is found innocent by the corrupt and bribed jury
> riots break out by the justice seeking crowd
> captain agrees to a re-trial
> re-trial starts
> defendants come with some bullshit about how "impersonating a judge" is a crime
> defendants claim getting pushed into the brig area by a lawyer is a 5 minute crime
> say they are full of shit
> claim racism against clowns
> warden is found innocent again by the racist station heads
> MASSIVE riots break out
> half the windows on the station get smashed in
> mass plundering
> hallways suddenly drenched with blood
> station goes to red alert
> security gets armed with riot suits and lasers
> fear they will charge me with being a rev leader and execute me
> security loses control of situation
> shuttle gets called
> just when the shuttle leaves Nar Sie is summoned
> leave the plundered, smashed, demonic infested station with pockets full of space cash
> honk
> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


So remember kids, when you are wrongfully brigged you can either whine in ahelp about it or force a trial that sparks major station wide riots that end up saving the crew from an extra-dimensional bloodthirsty demon.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20979 on: January 12, 2015, 01:36:04 pm »

Server went down again.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20980 on: January 12, 2015, 07:09:35 pm »

Server is back up.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20981 on: January 12, 2015, 10:06:22 pm »

Server is down again, which really isn't helping our population problems.
-edit- nevermind, just a hiccup
« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 10:12:02 pm by Knoxon »
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Knoxon

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20982 on: January 13, 2015, 11:31:11 am »

Server is down again
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Knoxon

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20983 on: January 13, 2015, 11:58:54 am »

Server is down again, and seriously though. We've been having super bad population issues, pulling maybe 5 active players a day, even on weekends. I have no idea why we have low population, but the constant crashing is causing the average number of players to drop even lower.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2015, 12:04:46 pm by Knoxon »
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #20984 on: January 13, 2015, 12:05:15 pm »

I don't know what happened but in my opinion server = ded, at least right now. The server crashing doesn't help but the population was still shit. Shit players and shit numbers.
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