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[Slayerhero90]

AHAHAHAHA
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CALM

STOP LAUGHING AT ME.
IT HAS MUCH MORE POTENTIAL TO BE CALM THAN A MODE WHICH HAS INTENTIONAL ANTAGONISTS.

[SOLDIER First]

I always feel like I'm the only one who gets panicky when I play antag. My fear is generally justified due to the fact that I almost invariably fail, but it's nice to know others share the feeling.

[Cheedows]

AHAHAHAHA
EXTENDED
CALM

STOP LAUGHING AT ME.
IT HAS MUCH MORE POTENTIAL TO BE CALM THAN A MODE WHICH HAS INTENTIONAL ANTAGONISTS.

You would be surprised, traitor rounds nowadays are much calmer nowadays.

[Aseaheru]

I panicked whenever I had to kill someone...
I fucking hated assassination missions...

[HissinhWalnuts]

Was sweetness when the target was a griffin.

[Darvi]

I panicked whenever I had to kill someone...
I fucking hated assassination missions...

I only ever had one assassination mission successfully carried out, and that was when I was a borg flooding the station with plasma.

I think my target was SSD too, but I didn't know where they were so I never found out for sure.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I did it once, by forcing Sealis to do it for me with my sexy voice/Energy Sword and Explosive Implant.

Then I killed her.

I'm a bastard.

[SOLDIER First]

I do remember one time I almost greentexted an assassination on BestRP, I think it was? Inside the spoiler.

Spoiler: Darn you, rule-abiding players! (click to show/hide)

Rooticist, emagged a borg, had it kill the target if they came by the Medbay, since it was a medical borg. Eventually they messaged me with some questions, and then again with more questions. The AI saw the second set of questions, which implicated only the borg, and declared "Buddy is rogue as hell."
Naturally I had the borg just off my target. After lots of "BUDDY IS KILLING (target)" over the radio, I found out that my target's corpse was to be cloned. So I set down a power sink and after tense minutes of waiting, decided to see if I could... lose the body. Thankfully, Roboticists have Genetics (or, at least, Medbay) access, so I brought the body away from the cloning area. I can't remember if I disposaled it or hid it in the morgue, but nobody found it again. Eventually a security member came over and arrested me, saying "the borg [blown; currently a posibrain] told us everything". I was brought to Security, fought with the Sec member who was holding me, and then we failed to get on an escape pod. I cursed the man IC.

The kicker was that I told the (emagged) borg to keep my orders hush-hush, but apparently, once you blow a borg and it's just a posibrain, emaggedness is removed.

[Darvi]

RP-Rev confirmed for broken.

How broken, you ask?

Spoiler: That's how much. (click to show/hide)

OOC: Rabidgam3r: WYMAR BEST REV BEST RP IN YEARS

[AH]

I am still saddened that Blueshields don't get anything Sec does in the loadout options. Such as shoulder holsters.

[Glloyd]

We got hit by a short wave of griefers. I banned about 7 people before it stopped. My apologies to everyone who had to sit through a couple rounds of plasma.

[Aseaheru]

once you blow a borg and it's just a posibrain, emaggedness is removed.

Dont think thats a thing, sorta the reverse "if forceborged you cannot kill the guy who made you for turing you into a borg"

[SOLDIER First]

Not totally sure about it myself, actually.

[Glloyd]

That was... An interesting round.

Also, Hans. I missed your bomb totally by freak chance. When I hit the toxins test chamber wall, I bounced off into space right as you detonated. I mass drivered myself there, and got shot off on a weird angle

EDIT: Fun fact, that was meant to be an admin run RP rev round, but griefers ruined it, and then it became something totally different.

[Aedel]

Department of Finance: Afteraction report

I write this with anger clouding my judgement. Those filth.. Those filthy crewmen ANIMALS and those damned Navalmen! I arrived only to be insulted by the sight of that useless IAA agent, Hannah Moon. She was making worthless excuses the entire time I was there and undermining me in front of heads of staff and the blueshield. Then, the engine was never set up. Phoron was never cleaned. Medicine was never made. This station REFUSED to work. As annoying as Hannah was, she was worth keeping for re-education. I took the HoP and Blueshield and her with me back to Finance command and sent the Asset Protection teams.

But no, NO. The Navy butted in, into my business! They refused to call off their strike team, so I did the reasonable, grown-up thing to do. I ordered my men to murder those useless bastards. By the end of it, the station was little more than ash, but I lost six of my finest men and a marauder. And worse, General Autumn escaped. I have my men searching for him now, I will find him. And I will kill him.

Off notes: Clean arrivals, my men used ballistics to kill the surviving crew that escaped to Centcomm. Search for the one crewman who escaped the station through space, Jamie something.

-Auditor Xavier Parks