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[KingofstarrySkies]

WELCOME TO URIST, WHERE A LING ROUND LEADS TO NAR'SIE.

[Aedel]

WELCOME TO URIST, WHERE A LING ROUND LEADS TO NAR'SIE.

Take note of the singularity directly behind Nar-Sie.

[SOLDIER First]

What.
How do you fuck up that badly.

[KingofstarrySkies]

WELCOME TO URIST, WHERE A LING ROUND LEADS TO NAR'SIE.

Take note of the singularity directly behind Nar-Sie.

WELCOME
TO
URIST

[Ozarck]

So, about the Nar Sie - Lord Singuloth ling round: It was going slow as a one antag round with about five people. Power  was failing as no one had set anything up, so I set up the supermatter. Then, because I hadn't in a long long time, and not since supermatter replaced it, I made a singularity.  I just didn't bother with the containment fields, or caution, or the interests of the station or NanoTrasen or the rew, or common sense. Oh, it had somehow become a cult round by the time I finished, so there were two whole cultists attempting to raise Nar Sie. Two Nar Sie were raised mysteriously after the singulo somehow (also mysteriously) got loose and murderkilled the one heroic engineer who had powered the station. Lord Singuloth Ate the second of the Nar Sie, and was unceremoniously booted from existence by forces even greater than infinite gravity. Meanwhile ... in escape ....

[Aseaheru]

This last round... The Malf round? That was beautiful, horrible, and I hope that atleast one guy got a stern warning.

  Basically, HoS and Captain decide to kill the mime, make the mime into an AI, have that AI kill the other AI. I, Everett Owen, decide to stop them, since murders a no-no, and nearly die to them twice. The first time after I attack them with a stun baton, the second time after I attack the HoS (Captian died by that point) with a seclite and pepper spray, with the blueshield nearby.
  Then the self destruct gets set, with me unable to walk or even move. Blueshield, barman and I escape, with QM following. Round ends with me drunk on a table, ready to receive drunken ghetto surgery, with the Icarus doing what it does best.

[hops]

I also survived the self destruct by escape to the research base.

[Aseaheru]

Hey, perhaps after the round ended your guy came over and operated on my arms, hands and chest.

[Aedel]

This last round... The Malf round? That was beautiful, horrible, and I hope that atleast one guy got a stern warning.

  Basically, HoS and Captain decide to kill the mime, make the mime into an AI, have that AI kill the other AI. I, Everett Owen, decide to stop them, since murders a no-no, and nearly die to them twice. The first time after I attack them with a stun baton, the second time after I attack the HoS (Captian died by that point) with a seclite and pepper spray, with the blueshield nearby.
  Then the self destruct gets set, with me unable to walk or even move. Blueshield, barman and I escape, with QM following. Round ends with me drunk on a table, ready to receive drunken ghetto surgery, with the Icarus doing what it does best.

Central Command Update



NMV Icarus


We heard you had a malfunctioning AI, but didn't even bother to come. We wouldn't have gotten there in time anyway.

Pass the beer, Estaban.

[IronTomato]

Welp. Objective confirmed for having packed up the server by accident.

E: Back up.

I wasn't looking. How exactly did you do it, Ob?

[HissinhWalnuts]

Dream Daemon killing connection.

[Knoxon]

This last round... The Malf round? That was beautiful, horrible, and I hope that atleast one guy got a stern warning.

  Basically, HoS and Captain decide to kill the mime, make the mime into an AI, have that AI kill the other AI. I, Everett Owen, decide to stop them, since murders a no-no, and nearly die to them twice. The first time after I attack them with a stun baton, the second time after I attack the HoS (Captian died by that point) with a seclite and pepper spray, with the blueshield nearby.
  Then the self destruct gets set, with me unable to walk or even move. Blueshield, barman and I escape, with QM following. Round ends with me drunk on a table, ready to receive drunken ghetto surgery, with the Icarus doing what it does best.

The most important part to note is that all this happened long before the malf AI ever revealed itself as Malf

[Darvi]

This last round... The Malf round? That was beautiful, horrible, and I hope that atleast one guy got a stern warning.

  Basically, HoS and Captain decide to kill the mime, make the mime into an AI, have that AI kill the other AI. I, Everett Owen, decide to stop them, since murders a no-no, and nearly die to them twice. The first time after I attack them with a stun baton, the second time after I attack the HoS (Captian died by that point) with a seclite and pepper spray, with the blueshield nearby.
  Then the self destruct gets set, with me unable to walk or even move. Blueshield, barman and I escape, with QM following. Round ends with me drunk on a table, ready to receive drunken ghetto surgery, with the Icarus doing what it does best.

The most important part to note is that all this happened long before the malf AI ever revealed itself as Malf

At which point the new AI also turned out to be malf.

I'm just gonna assume there was no adminfuckery involved and that any AI left will be revealed as malfunctioning at that moment.

LESSON FOR THE FUTURE LEARNT.

[miauw62]

Computer3 is fucking ancient and has been adbandoned for ages.
Seriously, you'd probably be better off starting on Computer4 since C3 sounds like something that's bound to have lots of ugly, weird and hacky code that's generously commented but the comments don't help alleviate the fact that you don't understand shit. (aka i suspect it's much like NTSL and tcomms in general)

[McMagma]

A round in a random server:

Important Announcement:
DEATH TO ALL HEADS.
OOC-Me: ISIS?
OOC-Otherguy: Not sure if funny or insensible.
OOC-Me: All heads.
OOC-Otherguy: Haha.

PS: Banned for IC on OCC.