Nymph adventures? Nymph adventures.
So, Ruby is chef, plants me, we hang out. Eventually leave to do stuff, find a chopped up corpse in disposals. Trey cut it up and cut out the brain so Ruby could make Hyacinth a brain cake. Being me, I promptly mailed the head to the HoS, along with a paper saying "yOu ArE NexT". More stuff, enter the armory, open all the lockers and put both posters on the wall before leaving. Ruby insults captain, who declares her to be arrested, she hides out and I vow to get her stuff. Made a makeshift armor vest, and when I gave it to her she asked for a battery. I go to robotics, and find a sec locker with EVERYTHING but the stun weapons and armor. I steal it and the battery to help disguise and arm Ruby. Go to look for a sec gas mask to complete the disguise, RIGHT before the HoS notices the mailed head, opens it, and freaks him and Alej out. More stuff happens, the tator captain decides to frame Hyacinth for stuff, she gets arrested, I go to Ruby. They both meet in the locker bathrooms, so I vow to get them useful stuff. I go to RnD, see a stun revolver on the counter, but no trash to flush, so I ask the scientist to let me explore maint by keeping the delivery door open. He does, I keep looking around and coming back to see if he made another one, since he took the first once he opened the windoor. I find a red space suit and two pairs of handcuffs, direct Ruby and Hyacinth to it, and go to science, finding it empty. I found Nymphs can use RnD computers, along with most other machines now, and promptly make them two stun revolvers, two chem sprayers, and an HoS PDA cartridge. Hyacinth goes space exploring, I lose track of Ruby relaxing in the science room playing it cool to the returned scientist, and later find her, arrested, outside botany. It was LATE, so she went SSD. I was holding the second chem sprayer, and said I found it in maint near science, causing the HoS to comment on them being "hostile". I then followed the HoS around a bit, hear he wants to do a mutiny, hear the Captain is having surgery, and promptly steal his bag and ID card. I saw an emag and two hand teles inside, so I pass it on to the HoS, who arrests him and locks him in the captain's office while we evac. I watch the xenobiologist fix up escape's air issues, and we all make it on the shuttle. Captain got greentext despite being shanghaied, since he had a free objective. And that ends the Tale of the Ninja Nymph.