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[Jacob/Lee]

What did I learn today? If you're a traitor, die, and then are raised as a golem, stealing your objective will still not count. FFFF-

[kisame12794]

No, it kinda sucks. Not being able to do anything is really suck. Also good round traitors. You tipped your hand at the end though Hugo, by planting explosives on me.

[Aklyon]

What did I learn today? If you're a traitor, die, and then are raised as a golem, stealing your objective will still not count. FFFF-

But if your target dies and gets cloned, it still counts afaik.

[wlerin]

No, it kinda sucks. Not being able to do anything is really suck.

I started the singularity while suffering severe epilepsy. So really, not all that bad.

Unless you also have brain damage. Head bashing is not a very effective way to open doors or operate machinery.

[Jacob/Lee]

Jesus Christ, Oswald Black, you scare me...

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Oswald Black whispers, "I believe I'll teach him a lesson, and let him run off."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "We all heard the thing on the radio about hostile activity."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "AHHH!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Oswald Black says, "Shut the door, HoS."
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Oswald Black says, "Now stand still."
Sean O'Drisoll asks, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Oswald Black says, "I'm enforcing discipline."
Sean O'Drisoll asks, "Huh?"
Oswald Black says, "Watch and learn HoS, this is how you deal with criminals."
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has weakened Sean O'Drisoll!
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "Ow!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Oswald Black asks, "Now, did you or did you not attack the HoS?"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "I retaliated to being shot in the chest with an energy gun."
Oswald Black says, "We both know that is complete bullshit."
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has weakened Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has kicked Sean O'Drisoll!
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "HE FUCKING SHOT ME!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "YOU GODAMNED MOTHERFUCKER!"
Oswald Black says, "I know what happened, and he knows what happened."
Oswald Black says, "All I need, is for you to show me that YOU know what happened."
Oswald Black asks, "Understand?"
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll aggressively (now hands)!
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "FUCK OFF YOU HORSEFUCKING COCKMONKEY!"
Oswald Black says, "So you want to do this the hard way? Fair enough."
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!
Axl Blyant widens his eyes a bit
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "BASTARD!"
Oswald Black has punched Sean O'Drisoll!

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Oswald Black asks, "Do you want me to get out something that can hurt you even more, Mr. O'Drisoll?"
Sean O'Drisoll collapses!
Oswald Black says, "Now, tell us what actually happened."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Do your worst you bastard,"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "I told you what happened."
Oswald Black says, "You admit what happened, and I let you go."
Oswald Black asks, "Simple, is it not?"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "I. Told. You. What. Happened."
Oswald Black says, "No, you did not."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Yes I did."
Oswald Black says, "See, the probability of my HoS being wrong is extremely low. I trust him more than I trust some scumbag of a bartender."
Sean O'Drisoll asks, "Right. You do know he was going to let me give patrons extra alcohol on the sly, right?"
Oswald Black says, "Now, if you don't admit you attacked him. Then the chain is going to be used to hurt you next time."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Go ahead."
Oswald Black says, "That is not the pressing matter currently, Mr. O'Drisoll."
Oswald Black says, "Fair enough."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Others know I'm here."

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Oswald Black fires the energy gun!
Sean O'Drisoll is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Sean O'Drisoll stammers, "H-HEL-L M-ME!"
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Sean O'Drisoll stammers, "P-PLEAS-SE!"
Oswald Black asks, "Attempted escape?"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "HELP ME!"
Oswald Black says, "Another crime, Mr. O'Drisoll."
Oswald Black fires the energy gun!
Sean O'Drisoll is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Bomrek Nussbaum exclaims, "Captain!"
Oswald Black says, "Ah, I love my job."
Sean O'Drisoll screams!
Axl Blyant shivers slightly
Sean O'Drisoll stammers, "G-GOD, H-H-H-HEL-LP E!"
Oswald Black says, "No worries Mr. Nusssbaum."
Oswald Black says, "This is an effective way to get information."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "HELP!"
Bomrek Nussbaum says, "Shooting an escapee is one thing, but this man is cuffed and shackled."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "DON"T LET HIM DO THIS TO ME!"
Sean O'Drisoll cries.

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Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "DOCTOR, HELP ME!"
Oswald Black says, "One last chance Mr. O'Drisoll."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "LOOK AT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Oswald Black says, "I ensure that nothing bad will come from you admitting to the crime."
Bomrek Nussbaum stares at his feet, shaking his head slightly
Oswald Black says, "I give you my word as a captain."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "LOOK AT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Oswald Black says, "On the other hand, if you continue to deny these charges, I cannot give you the same offer."

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Oswald Black says, "Mr. O'Drisoll, look at me."
Oswald Black says, "Look at me right now."
Oswald Black says, "I dislike it when people aren't giving me their attention when I'm talking to them."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Please oh Holy Mother. Please protect me in my hour of need, please shield me from those who would do me harm."
Oswald Black asks, "Are you listening to me?"
Oswald Black says, "Because originally, I was going to simply let you go if you admitted to the crime."
Oswald Black says, "But you made this much, much worse upon yourself."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Please oh God, oh Father of us all. Please give me strength."
Oswald Black says, "The offer is still there."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "Why won't you help me? WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME!"
Axl Blyant shakes violently

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Sean O'Drisoll groans!
Sean O'Drisoll stammers, "D-DOC-CTOR-R!"
Oswald Black asks, "Mr. Nussbaum?"
Oswald Black says, "Please heal this wounded man."
Bomrek Nussbaum asks, "Captain?"
Oswald Black says, "I'm not finished with him yet."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Please..."
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Sean O'Drisoll cries.
Oswald Black blinds Sean O'Drisoll with the flash!
Bomrek Nussbaum says, "Sir, I think we should move Mr. O'Drisoll's case to trial."
Oswald Black says, "Oh no."
Oswald Black says, "That's what I forgot to mention prior."
Oswald Black blinds Sean O'Drisoll with the flash!
Oswald Black says, "Centcomm has given me permission to suspend space law."
Oswald Black says, "Now get in here, and heal this man."
Sean O'Drisoll sobs
Bomrek Nussbaum asks, "R-reall? Axl?"
Bomrek Nussbaum has analyzed Sean O'Drisoll's vitals!
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Doctor, please get me out of here. Please, I'm begging you."
Axl Blyant drops his shield, with a hard clang on the floor
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "PLEASE!"
Oswald Black asks, "Mr. O'Drisoll. Do you remember what I said? What I told you to do?"
Bomrek Nussbaum says, "Open wide, please, Sean."
Sean O'Drisoll trembles in fear!
Oswald Black says, "Now, you and I are going to have one last little talk."
Oswald Black says, "Hopefully by then you'll see reason."
Sean O'Drisoll twitches violently.

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Sean O'Drisoll is buckled in to the bed by Oswald Black!
Oswald Black says, "So."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Please Bomrek."
Oswald Black says, "You were seen attacking the HoS."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Please..."
Oswald Black says, "You knocked him out, and tried to strangle him."
Axl Blyant says, "No, sir, he knocked me down..."
Sean O'Drisoll shakes his head.
Oswald Black says, "After he valiantly defended himself, you tried to shoot him."
Oswald Black says, "Winged, our hero of the story managed to shoot and capture you."
Sean O'Drisoll shakes his head.
Oswald Black says, "That is exactly what went on."
Oswald Black asks, "Is it not?"
Sean O'Drisoll shakes his head.
Oswald Black says, "Last chance."

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Bomrek Nussbaum says, "Captain, this man- clearly he's not right in the head."
Oswald Black pulls out his energy gun.
Sean O'Drisoll shakes his head.
Sean O'Drisoll says, "No."
Oswald Black says, "me toggles the energy gun to kill."
Bomrek Nussbaum exclaims, "He needs psychiatric help!"
Oswald Black says, "Now."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "No."
Axl Blyant shuffles his feet and adjusts his armored trenchoat
Oswald Black asks, "Did you do it?"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Bomrek Nussbaum looks helplessly at Axl
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Oswald Black says, "I'm terribly sorry Mr. O'Drisoll."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Oswald Black says, "I made this very easy for you."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Oswald Black says, "Although for whatever reason."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "v"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NO!"
Oswald Black says, "You have chosen to dig your own grave."
Axl Blyant places a hand on his energy gun
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Oswald Black says, "Don't you do a thing, Mr. Blyant."
Oswald Black says, "I can have your job and title stripped from you in a second."
Sean O'Drisoll gasps!
Sean O'Drisoll gasps!
Sean O'Drisoll says, "v"
Axl Blyant says, "It doesn't need to go this far, Captain..."
Oswald Black says, "Yes it does."
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Oh god help me."
Oswald Black says, "I am setting an example."
Bomrek Nussbaum exclaims, "Captain, you can't execute a man like this!"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Oh please god help me."
Oswald Black says, "If I do not set an example, the crew will not understand who's in charge."
Oswald Black says, "Yes, as a matter of fact I can."

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Sean O'Drisoll asks, "WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?"
Oswald Black asks, "You know what? We could use a new borg?"
Sean O'Drisoll cries.
Sean O'Drisoll says, "No... Please no..."
Oswald Black asks, "How would you enjoy be a cyborg, Mr. O'Drisoll?"
Sean O'Drisoll cries.
Oswald Black says, "Cyborgs are much more...obedient members of the crew."
Sean O'Drisoll trembles in fear!
Oswald Black says, "Nearly the opposite of the average crewmember."

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Oswald Black asks, "Isn't that right you two?"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Please... Bomrek... Help me..."
Bomrek Nussbaum Please Captain. He needs- treatment.
Oswald Black says, "I said, Isn't. That. Right."
Axl Blyant looks at Bomrek for a split second
Bomrek Nussbaum says, "re-rehabilitation."
Axl Blyant says, "Y-yes, sir..."
Sean O'Drisoll cries.
Oswald Black asks, "And you Mr. Nussbaum?"
Bomrek Nussbaum sighs
Oswald Black asks, "I take it you authorize this cyborging?"
Bomrek Nussbaum says, "yes Cpatain"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Please..."
Oswald Black says, "I thought so."
Oswald Black fires the energy gun! (it misses, intentionally)
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "PLEASE!"
Oswald Black asks, "Heh, that scared you a bit didn't it?"
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "BOMREK, DON'T DO THIS! PLEASE!"
Oswald Black looks at the energy gun and frowns.
Bomrek Nussbaum stares at his feet
Oswald Black says, "No, I don't want to use this."
Oswald Black says, "To simple."
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "HELP ME! I'M BEGGING YOU!"
Sean O'Drisoll says, "DON"
Oswald Black says, "Sh, don't worry."
Oswald Black says, "It'll all be over soon."
Axl Blyant says, "Oh, god, no..."
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll stammers, "D-DON-N'T-T L-LET-T H-HIM-M-M D-DO T-T-TH-H-H-HIS-S!"
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Oswald Black says, "Now THAT IS WHAT YOU GET."
Axl Blyant exclaims, "Good God, Captain!"
Sean O'Drisoll stammers, "HEL-LP-P-P!"
Oswald Black says, "FOR DISOBEYING THE CAPTAIN."
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Oswald Black says, "THIS WILL SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE."
Oswald Black says, "FOR THE ENTIRE CREW."
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!

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Oswald Black says, "YOU WERE GIVEN A CHANCE."
Oswald Black says, "AND YOU UNGRACIOUSLY DENID IT."
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll stammers, "H-H-HH-HH-HHH-HEEEEELL-LLL-LPP-P-PP-PP-PP-P!"
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll has been stunned with the the stun baton by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll has been prodded with the the stun baton by Oswald Black. Luckily it was off.
Sean O'Drisoll has been prodded with the the stun baton by Oswald Black. Luckily it was off.
Bomrek Nussbaum whispers, "* *a*** *a*** *h**"

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Oswald Black frowns, gripping on the man's neck now.
Axl Blyant exclaims, "You're killing him! Again!"
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Sean O'Drisoll exclaims, "DOCTER!"
Oswald Black says, "I am doing my job, Mr. Blyant."
Sean O'Drisoll whispers something.
Oswald Black says, "And I suggest you do yours."
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Oswald Black has grabbed Sean O'Drisoll passively!
Oswald Black says, "I'm bored now."
Sean O'Drisoll has been bashed in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll has been struck in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Sean O'Drisoll says, "Don't let him do this..."
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Sean O'Drisoll is hit by the laser in the head!
Oswald Black says, "Blast."
Oswald Black says, "Damn locker."
Oswald Black chuckles.
Oswald Black My aim isn't as good as it used to be.
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Sean O'Drisoll is hit by the laser in the head!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Unknown is hit by the laser in the head!
Unknown gasps!
Unknown has been bashed in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been hit in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been bashed in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been struck in the chest with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been hit in the chest with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been hit in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown gasps!
Unknown has been hit in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been hit in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been bashed in the chest with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Unknown is hit by the laser in the head!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Unknown is hit by the laser in the head!
Unknown has been bashed in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been struck in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been struck in the chest with laser gun by Oswald Black!

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Unknown has been struck in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown gasps!
Unknown has been struck in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Unknown has been struck in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Axl Blyant exclaims, "God! Captain!"
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Unknown is hit by the laser in the head!
Oswald Black fires the laser gun!
Unknown is hit by the laser in the head!
Unknown seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Axl Blyant exclaims, "Stop this madness!"
Unknown has been struck in the head with laser gun by Oswald Black!
Dr. Horrible says, "Um"
Oswald Black says, "Now."
Oswald Black says, "Go."
Oswald Black says, "Now."
Dr. Horrible says, "I'm not going to aks"
Dr. Horrible says, "Bye"
Oswald Black says, "Now, gentlemen."
Axl Blyant stares as his jaw falls open
Bomrek Nussbaum says, "g-good lord"
Oswald Black asks, "Do you know what just happened here?"
Oswald Black says, "If not, I will be happy to tell you."
Axl Blyant says, "Yes. I do."
Oswald Black puts the laser gun into the captain's backpack.
Bomrek Nussbaum grits his teeth
Axl Blyant says, "You just ruthlessly tortured a man to the point of death."
Oswald Black says, "This man attacked me while I was interrogating him."
Oswald Black says, "I had no choice but to defend my life."
Oswald Black asks, "Is that clear?"
  *beep*
  Message from Idris (AI), "I canno condone the torture of this man." (Reply)
Dr. Horrible  [145.9] says, "Khan"
Oswald Black says, "Is. That. Clear."
Bomrek Nussbaum slowly nods
Axl Blyant says, "Yes, Captain."
Oswald Black says, "Good."
Oswald Black says, "Now, I want this man borged."
Oswald Black says, "Do not tell anyone of what happened here."
Oswald Black says, "Tell them my version of the story."
Oswald Black says, "Or else you'll be the one in the brig next."

[ShoesandHats]

Goddamn. I think that'd be enough to incite a revolution even if it wasn't on that particular gamemode that round, which it very well might have not been. I wouldn't know, seeing as how I wasn't on when that happened.

EDIT: If I ever see that character, I'm gonna think of him as Ozzy. Because Oswald. And he's on the Crazy Train.

[Hanslanda]

First of all, Axl Blyant, you should have murdered the fuck out of that Captain. Second of all, the AI should have fucking done something. Third of all, that is awesome.

[Jacob/Lee]

Added the beginning part in a new spoiler, above all of them.

Basically, that guy was the barman. He was brigged because we were in a maintenance tunnel when he touched me. I blocked it with my shield but I thought he was attacking me, so I shot him. I thought it was an accident, so I apologized and shook him to get him up. He runs into the bar storage, grabs his shotgun, shoots me down, then tries to strangle me. I get up before he knocks me out and stun him, cuff him, and drag him to the brig. Then I summon the captain. Then...

[Hanslanda]

Yeah. That's so highly excessive it's not even right.

[NRDL]

Wow.  Just wow.  I have got to start playing this game one of these days. 

[Jacob/Lee]

He's intentionally pissing people off as part of his tyrannical character for the Revolution gamemode. He did it once before from what I saw.

[Bdthemag]

I'M FUCKING INSANE.

[wlerin]

Yes, you are. Especially as a lawyer.

Need to upload a "lawyers are not human" law next time.

[BigD145]

Never ever make me a Head Rev. Whoever did that was asking for a Rev fail.

[Kalemyr Skyfire]

It's like this that makes me want to stay up. Anyway that sounds like Oswald alright, except he's more violent this round.

Hanslanda, I'm curious if you were the AI what would you have done?