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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 2145129 times)

Jacob/Lee

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14910 on: March 16, 2014, 09:51:07 am »

That same round the server crashed on is still going. There's 20+ braindead people and three awake ones. 15:36 is the station time.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14911 on: March 16, 2014, 10:29:11 am »

Alejandra Sealis exclaims, "I made it! I fought tourettes, monkeyism, an incurable disease, space carp, and insanity-causing mass SSD, and I made it!"
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Jacob/Lee

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14912 on: March 16, 2014, 10:30:10 am »

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Exactly four people in this room weren't braindead.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14913 on: March 16, 2014, 10:35:19 am »

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Cue one of the many chanting braindeads exploding for no reason.
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Nega

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14914 on: March 16, 2014, 12:42:43 pm »

OH MY GOD. That was my BEST traitor round.

I spawned in as an assistant and thought, JUST as I went tator: "Hmm...I've never tried a Bundle before. Let's see what I get!"

So I get a Spacesuit, a small bomb, a BIG bomb, and a Powersink. I get to work quickly, because I was told to kill the now-captain Head of Security. I go to the maintenance south of the Observatory and set my powersink down, setting it off. I run out /just/ as a Sec officer starts a hunt, which they luckily couldn't find me due to me being an Unknown. Power sets off, COMPLETE. UTTER. CHAOS. I go to the teleporter and spawn in my BIG bomb, and turn it on. Little did I know that the resident Chef would find it, and drag it over to escape, where it exploded. During this chaos, the shuttle was called and my target was killed. I got on a red space suit, "finding" it somewhere, and manage to get on the shuttle. Then the entire shuttle devolves into some sort of big-on brawl, and I lock myself into the front of the shuttle. As we are in transit, thirty seconds left, someone unwelds the shuttle door and opens it. And JUST at the right time, Yakety Sax begins playing, and we, along with this other guy trying to kill me, start chasing eachother, me trying to last long enough for it to reach zero. It did, and I managed to win.

Praise the Syndicate Bundle!
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MrWillsauce

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14915 on: March 16, 2014, 12:44:20 pm »

Actually your target was killed in the explosion with me, and I think some assistant died to it too. The best part was I said "fuck" right before the thing exploded and gibbed us all.
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Slayerhero90

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14916 on: March 16, 2014, 01:00:28 pm »

I was the AI that ordered all of the braindeads to be gathered in medbay.
HissinhWalnuts was the miner who brought everyone I could locate, except for captain and prisoner, there.
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14917 on: March 16, 2014, 03:15:00 pm »

How did you like the disease I brought out of virology!
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14918 on: March 16, 2014, 03:33:36 pm »

I've been gone for a bit, but now it's time to go
Let's get the station, time for a show
Hope the clown doesn't starting honking
Or else the reaper will come a knocking
Today's gonna be a grand, old, DAAAAY!
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Slayerhero90

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14919 on: March 16, 2014, 08:04:27 pm »

Always receive free braindead people to make your assistants.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14920 on: March 16, 2014, 08:25:42 pm »

assistants are always braindead
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14921 on: March 16, 2014, 08:29:22 pm »

At round start, there should just be some random assistants spawned in strange locations.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14922 on: March 17, 2014, 12:10:56 pm »

Server down?
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MrWillsauce

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14923 on: March 17, 2014, 12:11:48 pm »

Server down.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #14924 on: March 17, 2014, 02:38:09 pm »

While the server is down HOLY SHIT YES http://www.roguebasin.com/index.php?title=Rogue_Station
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