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[Hanslanda]

I use the Newscaster as the Detective more often than not. This got me killed last time I did it, because I didn't realize what was making me move until the room was overpressured and the doors sealed. >.<

[LordSlowpoke]

the newscaster has its uses actually

you can post messages ciphered in übch there for coordination of cult/traitor/etc. activities

and nobody will ever know

wwwwwww

[My Name is Immaterial]

Ooh, I like that.

[LordSlowpoke]

i used to "run" a hidden in plain sight discussion channel that ran on rot13 but nobody used it even after i told them it existed ;-;

we need a way to hack newscasters for anonymous postings

ss13chan is go

[Aseaheru]

You can make wanted messages with security newscasters.

[werty892]

I am a TELEWIZARD.

[MrWillsauce]

Does that mean the server's back up? You can't have telewizards without a functioning server.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Librarian!Derya is a unique Derya setup.

She's still harmless pacifist Derya, but she actively chooses some random person to antagonize. The first round, it was the Janitor (I drew everywhere, then RIGHT IN FRONT of the Custodial Closet, then I stole some mousetraps, then I set the mousetraps under the Library doors, then I attempted to steal the Janicart and was punched almost to death.

Then the Janitor died, so I assaulted the CMO with some sweet tunes. The CMO was none-too-pleased and took the violin, I shoved her and grabbed her medkit. From there, I was securitied hard, and kept complaining about how "one little shove and I'm in deep trouble, she steals my violin and piano and no one cares." Then she gave the violin back and the bestmins melted my straightjacket, and I said sorry for calling you things.

Then I think I died on the shuttle, can't remember.

[MrWillsauce]

You must be the one responsible for the rainbow medbay.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Yes.

Yes I was.

[MrWillsauce]

You deserved to slip on that PDA.   

[Vactor]

Server is updated and back up

[Kydrasz]

I made an alien sentinel immune to MAGIC.

GG humanity GG.

[Vactor]

Central Command Update


- Attention all Nanotrasen employees -

Due to widespread morale problems, the Ban on literature has been lifted.  Access to the Nanotrasen library of books has been reinstated.

Ignorance and Illiteracy is still encouraged.

Enjoy your day.

-Centcom High Command-

[Cheedows]

Thanks Vactor. And we really need a library burning round if Glloyd implements burning paper.