Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Corai]

Clown (Bubbleshits) must assassinate Derya Levni, the Chemist!

Problems:
Derya is paranoid. She carries at least one syringe of chloral whenever possible, for pacifisim in rough situations.
Derya is a pacifist, but she isn't stupid. After running away from the clown a couple of times, she figured out he wouldn't stop.
Derya was a Chemist. The clown attempted to blow a hole in Chemistry, causing her to flee.
Derya picked up a couple things from Surgery figuring they'd be helpful. Her plan was to not directly HARM the clown, but not deal with constant murder attempts.
Derya had an anesthesia tank, gas mask, muzzle, straightjacket, syringe gun, and 6 syringes (two of which were Dexalin Plus, the rest, chloral cocktails).

Solution:
Derya didn't know the clown PDA is made of soap.

Bubbles is sorry your end was gory, but several fun details are missing from your story!
Bubbles felt something slick under his heel, it was his own banana peel.
Derya had a chance to end it all, but she ran on Bubbles's PDA and had a fall.
On her person C4 did he plant, and her guts got all over his clown pants.

I love this guy.

[Karkov]

I like to think that Jericho has a German accent.

...Totes gonna use German words now.

Make sure to excessively say fräulein whenever you can.  Double points for using "Herr Doktor" at least three times.

[BigD145]

You have to put on the horse mask if anyone says "Frau Blucher".

[Flying Dice]

What about playing a character who "speaks" by quoting Robert Burns? :V

[Tsuchigumo550]

Changeling Derya was mostly the HoS, then caused a massive shitstorm near the end, misread her goals, and forgot to leave the station at all.

[Sinistar]

Played with an actual job for a few rounds, was fun, but apart from that I also learned about hacking.

The thing I like about SS13 is it feels like Dwarf Fortress all over again - the UI takes some time to get used to, but when you do, it's surprisingly easy to do stuff you want to do, but the more importantly - there's just SO MUCH to do! So much to learn! So much !!FUN!! to have! So much be-blown-away-by-the-possibilities! And from time to time there's even "suffer the demise at the hands of FPS drop/lag"!
I wonder, is this how dwarfs feel?

Do dwarfs dream of magma carps?


I think I might start visiting other, bigger server just to get my daily dose of this game.

[Jacob/Lee]

Played with an actual job for a few rounds, was fun, but apart from that I also learned about hacking.

The thing I like about SS13 is it feels like Dwarf Fortress all over again - the UI takes some time to get used to, but when you do, it's surprisingly easy to do stuff you want to do, but the more importantly - there's just SO MUCH to do! So much to learn! So much !!FUN!! to have! So much be-blown-away-by-the-possibilities! And from time to time there's even "suffer the demise at the hands of FPS drop/lag"!
I wonder, is this how dwarfs feel?

Do dwarfs dream of magma carps?


I think I might start visiting other, bigger server just to get my daily dose of this game.

He did it. He crossed the event horizon. Good sir, you just sold your soul to the game. There is no going back now. You are stuck here. Forever.

* Jacob/Lee laughs sinisterly.

[scrdest]

* Jacob/Lee laughs sinistarly.

FTFY

[Iceblaster]

You haven't had true combat until you stun yourself. Truuuuust me.

[miauw62]

Played with an actual job for a few rounds, was fun, but apart from that I also learned about hacking.

The thing I like about SS13 is it feels like Dwarf Fortress all over again - the UI takes some time to get used to, but when you do, it's surprisingly easy to do stuff you want to do, but the more importantly - there's just SO MUCH to do! So much to learn! So much !!FUN!! to have! So much be-blown-away-by-the-possibilities! And from time to time there's even "suffer the demise at the hands of FPS drop/lag"!
I wonder, is this how dwarfs feel?

Do dwarfs dream of magma carps?


I think I might start visiting other, bigger server just to get my daily dose of this game.

He did it. He crossed the event horizon. Good sir, you just sold your soul to the game. There is no going back now. You are stuck here. Forever.

* Jacob/Lee laughs sinisterly.

The ride never ends.

[Glloyd]

Played with an actual job for a few rounds, was fun, but apart from that I also learned about hacking.

The thing I like about SS13 is it feels like Dwarf Fortress all over again - the UI takes some time to get used to, but when you do, it's surprisingly easy to do stuff you want to do, but the more importantly - there's just SO MUCH to do! So much to learn! So much !!FUN!! to have! So much be-blown-away-by-the-possibilities! And from time to time there's even "suffer the demise at the hands of FPS drop/lag"!
I wonder, is this how dwarfs feel?

Do dwarfs dream of magma carps?


I think I might start visiting other, bigger server just to get my daily dose of this game.

He did it. He crossed the event horizon. Good sir, you just sold your soul to the game. There is no going back now. You are stuck here. Forever.

* Jacob/Lee laughs sinisterly.

The ride never ends.

I've been playing this game since 2010, I look at the code almost everyday, I play almost every day and I still find new things.

You can never leave the embrace of SS13. Once it has taken you, there is no going back.

[Iceblaster]

...

It seems I'm still sane then

...

inb4 lynching.

[scrdest]

...

It seems I'm still sane then

...

inb4 lynching.

Nope. You're just in denial.

[Donuts]

Traitor captain. Forgot my mission because of death angel joints and hypospray poisoning.

[scrdest]

Jesus. You know you play too much SS13 when you misread someone talking about choral music as 'chloral'.