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[Glloyd]

Yup, I and about 6 or 7 others are.

[Jacob/Lee]

What did I learn today? You should not inject yourself with a lethal injection syringe. Luckily it was not me. Who could've guessed a lethal injection would be lethal?

[Nienhaus]

What did I learn today? You should not inject yourself with a lethal injection syringe. Luckily it was not me. Who could've guessed a lethal injection would be lethal?

I had to test it!

[Bdthemag]

It is the personal duty of every shitcurity security officer to test the syringe on himself, just to make sure it wasn't tampered with.

[Jacob/Lee]

It is the personal duty of every shitcurity security officer to test the syringe on himself, just to make sure it wasn't tampered with.

Not just any security officer, the Head of Personnel!

[Hanslanda]

This is why the Warden is supposed to keep people out of Permabrig.

[Jacob/Lee]

This is why the Warden is supposed to keep people out of Permabrig.

What, the lethal injection? There was no prison involved. The HoP was sitting in medbay contemplating whether or not he should inject himself with a lethal injection syringe. We can see where that went.

[Yoink]

Ah well, I don't have much time to play this morning anyhow.
I played with myself on our server for a while, ironically free of lag. I grew a whole bunch of plants and carpeted the botany area in fruit and veg until I started coughing and feeling a horrible pain in the stomach.

With no doctors to help, I went and grabbed an electrical storage and approached a door to fiddle with a multitool and find which wire I needed to cut. An immovable rod suddenly smashes a hole through the wall right next to me. O_O
After that though, I kept getting shocked through my insulated gloves and had to leave anyway. Ah well. All that fruit & veg will go to waste on the floor...

[Spaghetti7]

Had an interesting round last night.
First time playing as a scientist, and I (obviously) decide to work on toxins. So I get over to the lab and head in to the heating room to turn up the pressure. However, being the useless newbie I am, I see the cycling airlock button and press it, getting stuck inside the little room with no oxygen or pressure. Death #1.
I got cloned and then summoned to the bar by the detective, who seemed to think I had an energy sword. Nope. Went back to bomb making, and managed to let plasma leak in to the room by cranking release pressure too high. Nearly died again.
Finally, I managed to make a bomb before I had to log off.
I'm not great at toxins.

[Jacob/Lee]

Had an interesting round last night.
First time playing as a scientist, and I (obviously) decide to work on toxins. So I get over to the lab and head in to the heating room to turn up the pressure. However, being the useless newbie I am, I see the cycling airlock button and press it, getting stuck inside the little room with no oxygen or pressure. Death #1.
I got cloned and then summoned to the bar by the detective, who seemed to think I had an energy sword. Nope. Went back to bomb making, and managed to let plasma leak in to the room by cranking release pressure too high. Nearly died again.
Finally, I managed to make a bomb before I had to log off.
I'm not great at toxins.

Heh. I was the traitor who had to kill you. You killed yourself the first time, but I couldn't dispose of the corpse due to A) the massive blood trail and B) the security officer right there. After being murdered by my slime, my e-sword was confiscated and I tried to deflect the suspicion onto you by saying I got it from your corpse. It didn't work, and I was tried, convicted, and sentenced to death for syndicate collaboration. The Captain tried to have me killed but the AI resisted. I was thrown into long-term confinement and ended up committing suicide after nothing happened for a long time.

[Spaghetti7]

Had an interesting round last night.
First time playing as a scientist, and I (obviously) decide to work on toxins. So I get over to the lab and head in to the heating room to turn up the pressure. However, being the useless newbie I am, I see the cycling airlock button and press it, getting stuck inside the little room with no oxygen or pressure. Death #1.
I got cloned and then summoned to the bar by the detective, who seemed to think I had an energy sword. Nope. Went back to bomb making, and managed to let plasma leak in to the room by cranking release pressure too high. Nearly died again.
Finally, I managed to make a bomb before I had to log off.
I'm not great at toxins.

Heh. I was the traitor who had to kill you. You killed yourself the first time, but I couldn't dispose of the corpse due to A) the massive blood trail and B) the security officer right there. After being murdered by my slime, my e-sword was confiscated and I tried to deflect the suspicion onto you by saying I got it from your corpse. It didn't work, and I was tried, convicted, and sentenced to death for syndicate collaboration. The Captain tried to have me killed but the AI resisted. I was thrown into long-term confinement and ended up committing suicide after nothing happened for a long time.

Oh hai, Axl. Were you the one who was originally tasked with retrieving my body? I guess it almost seemed too good to be true.

[Jacob/Lee]

Goddamn! The trial had just started and the server was closed!

Oh hai, Axl. Were you the one who was originally tasked with retrieving my body? I guess it almost seemed too good to be true.

Heh, yeah. I was going to get rid of it there, but the airlock took too long to cycle and the security officer was RIGHT THERE when I opened the Toxins door. I decided to go along with it and hope you die at some point later on.

[Grek]

I was just about to ask, is the server down for everyone else? Because I was really looking forward to defending the accused as Maurice Miller The Glowing Golden Space God.

[wlerin]

Yeh. That kinda sucks. He did warn us though.


And somehow I managed to keep the singularity from escaping this time. Before being murdered. Don't know why none of you bothered to clone witnesses, what with the whole trial and all... And I saved the log of that round if anyone is interested. I'm not going to post it now though. Time for bed.

[Mimidormi]

Yes, the connection is closed for everybody. I was looking forward to the trial as well

I was the doctor, I had no way to recover the corpses, neither direct access to genetics without the help of Axl or Kert.