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Running my server so we dont get lag today, info below

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[wlerin]

It's also possible to rig doors to blow.

Also, my suspicion is that the CE hacked all the Engineering doors to be electrified because he was protecting Oswald in there, right after we escaped. Then he just forgot to fix them. >.>

It started as "Everything's going to hell, but I can at least keep those bastards away from the singularity." Of course, then I went and let the craziest of the bunch into Engineering anyway, so...

Also, as Duncan can tell you, I electrified the doors to my office almost right at the start of the round. Too many dangerous items in that office. Like the fireax from atmos.

[Mistercheif]

Hey, were you my Acting Chief Engineer/Head of Honking?

Also, weren't you who I first tested my face-melter acid spray on? That sure was effective. Melted your suicide note while at it.

If you want, to make amends, I can always replace the water in the spray flower with acid or space lube, chloral hydrate, or LSD and space drugs. Add to your comedy routine; albeit, I have an Umgah's sense of humor on that level. Metal foam flower spray is always an awesome joke.

EDIT:
That was directed at Fayrik, actually.

Nope, that was me you tested it on.  And those ideas sound extremely comedic.  Admittedly, the suicide was because I was called unfunny by the Captain...

[Jacob/Lee]

Brawling with the admin-monkey was awesome. I kept trying to force him into the crematory, but he kept healing himself. Pretty intense fight, and I probably would've died if he hadn't of walked by the flash over and over.

[ShoesandHats]

If the round hadn't previously been incredibly boring, I'd have just let that monkey die. But no. Nuclear murder monkey must live. The bomb may not explode because it is not a nuclear operative round, but we can pretend it did. Because it did. (It didn't really, but I'm pretending like you should!)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Does anybody know anything about the sprites in this game? Because I feel like we need a Nuclear Murder Monkey costume now.

[Mini]

If you're looking to make clothing sprites, you'll need (for a basic item of clothing) a general sprite (what it looks like when it's on a table or in someones UI and such) as well as 4 sprites for what it looks like when someone is wearing it, one for each direction (W and E sprites I think can just be flipped versions of each other). Remember that you'll have to leave holes for where people's hands are meant to go. If you want to be really special you can also do sprites for when someone is holding it in their hand, but I can't remember how many sprites you'll have to do for that (I think probably one for each direction).

Note that (unless you change the way clothing is displayed) adding clothes will make updating a bit more difficult, since as far as I am aware there is no program to automatically merge DMI files (how BYOND stores sprites).

[Gamerboy4life]

Does anybody know anything about the sprites in this game? Because I feel like we need a Nuclear Murder Monkey costume now.

I would probably try to make a (Horrible) sprite, if I could only get a reference.

[aaron32]

Right. So I have some explaining to do to you guys. The reason why I was gone was because I broke my leg.

So, Flashback to the last round I was in. I didn't remember much from that. All I remember was something with a special event that was, quite shit. So for some reason before this I had a few drinks, and I wasn't exactly sober. So, since my logic was down the drain, and I mess up everything apparently, I get into a rage according to my roommate and burst out the door, about to go down the staircase.

Then, I trip and tumble a few times, before landing at the bottom of the stairs. I after that it was quite fuzzy. apparently my roommate called triple zero (Nine one one for you americans) and came down, trying to wake me up.

A while later, I wake up in an ambulance, extremely confused, and being rushed to the nearest hospital.

So yeah. I'm sorry about that guys. I shouldn't have drunk before I went onto the server. If you want KG, you can de-admin me, but I really hope that I can keep doing this. I do love it.

Sorry about the slipup. I really am.

[ShoesandHats]

Then, I trip and tumble a few times, before landing at the bottom of the stairs.

slipup

I see what you unintentionally did there.

[wlerin]

Thanks for helping to recover my body, even though by the time it got back to the station everyone was too busy trying to escape the singularity.

[Karlito]

Heh, no wonder the traitor seemed so quiet. It's pretty easy to steal your own magboots.

[Glloyd]

So did I miss anything exciting after I left?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Spoiler: Viktor Bondarev's Journey Through Space (click to show/hide)

Viktor Bondarev asks, "So then, shall I tells my story?"
Ali Sagan says, "I'd love to hear it."
Nelson Reid says, "Let's hear it"
Viktor Bondarev says, "Right."
Axl Blyant says, "I'd like to hear it."
Viktor Bondarev says, "So, when I left comms range for the second time I floated through spaces for a whiles and stumbled upon Damon's gloves."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Or whatever."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Then, I found the remains of what appeared to be a ruined satilite."
Viktor Bondarev says, "It was small, and appeared to have been destoryed by meteors."
Nelson Reid says, "Wow"
Viktor Bondarev says, "Or perhaps some kind of kinetic weapon, I shudder at the thought."
Nelson Reid asks, "Didn't Damon say something about finding a communication's sattelite?"
Viktor Bondarev says, "I think it was not this satilite."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Though I am not sure. I will ask."
Viktor Bondarev says, "The one I found had some tools, and a broken computer and server."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Still, it seemed like I was being watched while I was there."
Viktor Bondarev says, "My flashlight seemed feeble against the darkness, and I was glad to leaves."
Viktor Bondarev says, "So then I kept floating through space, searching for the engineer."
Viktor Bondarev says, "I eventully spotted a set of meson goggles, off in the distance, and went to investigate."
Viktor Bondarev says, "However, it tuned out to be part of something else, a larger structure."
Viktor Bondarev says, "In short, a space ship."
Ali Sagan looks shocked.
Ali Sagan asks, "You found another ship?"
Viktor Bondarev says, "Indeed."
Viktor Bondarev says, "So of course I investigated."
Nelson Reid sips his beer attentively
Viktor Bondarev says, "Eventually I found an entrance, and creeped my way inside."
Axl Blyant leans on the table and focuses intently on Viktor
Viktor Bondarev says, "A few empty air canisters littered the hallway, and I had to bash my way through a window at some point."
Viktor Bondarev says, "It was only a small craft, four people at most, so I found the main breaker easily."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Luckily for me it was not locked, and I managed to get the power running again."
Viktor Bondarev says, "You can imagine my relief when the lights turned back on."
Viktor Bondarev frowns.
Viktor Bondarev says, "Though I was not relieved for long."
Viktor Bondarev says, "For the place was not exactly descerted as I though."
Viktor Bondarev says, "The remains of the crew still littered the ship."
You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
Axl Blyant says, "A sad fate."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Bah. It was a gristly sight, I tell you."
Ali Sagan cringes.
Viktor Bondarev says, "Their bodies perserved by the lack of bacteria."
Nelson Reid asks, "Could you tell what got them?"
Ali Sagan asks, "Any sign of what happened there?"
Viktor Bondarev says, "I know not what happened to them."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Lack of air would be my best guess."
Axl Blyant says, "That's one of the worst ways to go..."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Though the rear of their ship looked patched rather crudely."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Perhaps they were pirates who lost a fight. I would believe that."
Viktor Bondarev says, "They had a mass driver aboard the ship, perfect for attacking other vessels."
Viktor Bondarev says, "And... They had this."
Nelson Reid says, "Had to be some cold men who'd just leave the bodies there"
Viktor Bondarev places the Retro Laser on the table.
This is a retro laser. It is a normal-sized item.
An older model of the basic lasergun, no longer used by Nanotrasen's security or military forces. Nevertheless, it is still quite deadly and easy to maintain, making it a favorite amongst pirates and other outlaws.
Ali Sagan says, "Whoa. That's hardly an every day find."
Axl Blyant opens his eyes a bit, then stares at the weapon on the table
Viktor Bondarev says, "Only in the more civilized parts of space."
Nelson Reid says, "Wow"
Viktor Bondarev says, "In the lawless ones..."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Bah."
Axl Blyant says, "That's... An interesting find..."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Indeed. I will mount it on my wall."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Provided Centcom doesn't take it."
Axl Blyant asks, "What they don't know won't hurt them, right?"
Axl Blyant says, "Besides, that thing looks a little old. It might not even work."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Heh. Indeeds."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Bah. Of course it works. It near saved my life."
Viktor Bondarev says, "But I am getting ahead of myself."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Now then, as I was leaving the ship, I gaves it a quick run-arounds."
Viktor Bondarev says, "And there I found Harrow's body, just floating nearbys."
Viktor Bondarev says, "I was surprised to see that it had floated all this way, so of course I tried to retrieve it."
Nelson Reid says, "Guy's had a rough day"
Viktor Bondarev says, "But the stupid thing must have floated away when the Space Carp attacked."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Bah."
You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
Axl Blyant says, "We've been attacked by space carp a lot here at the station."
Axl Blyant says, "Must be a migration. A big one."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Perhaps."
Viktor Bondarev says, "All that I know is that I was luckys to have the retro laser with me."
Viktor Bondarev says, "As the horrid monsters came at me, I fired, well wildly into their ranks."
Viktor Bondarev says, "It made short work of them, though my accuracy would not be recommended."
Viktor Bondarev says, "Still it made mincemeat out of them, driving them off until I reached the station."
Viktor Bondarev says, "And then you found me, and, well, here I ams."
Viktor Bondarev says, "That is it."
Axl Blyant says, "Heh, that's one to tell the grandkids some day."
Nelson Reid raises his empty glass
Nelson Reid says, "To Victor, and his adventures"
Viktor Bondarev says, "Bah. Indeed."
Axl Blyant raises his near-empty beer bottle
Axl Blyant exclaims, "To Viktor!"
Viktor Bondarev exclaims, "To me!"
Viktor Bondarev raises his bottle.
You swallow a gulp of Space Beer.
Viktor Bondarev says, "Ba ha ha haha."
Ali Sagan exclaims, "To Viktor!"
Ali Sagan raises his glass.

Thankfully through Admin dickery Harrow's body managed to make its way through the Space Carp swarm and reach the external construction site... only slightly before the singularity escaped. Oh well.

Also, if I ever bug the admins for a retro laser, this is why.

FAKEEDIT:

So did I miss anything exciting after I left?

You tell me.

[Yoink]

Nobody online? Or is everyone on Android's server? :-/