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[LordSlowpoke]

I promised to make it possible to photocopy your ass if somebody made sprites.

Today I received sprites.
;_;

If I knew this then you would have gotten sprites sooner.

how far does the "we code things in as long as we get sprites" hole go

because i have a lot of horrible ideas already sprited

and if they make it to the tg codebase my sides will hit the station and turn into plasma

[Nienhaus]

I promised to make it possible to photocopy your ass if somebody made sprites.

Today I received sprites.
;_;

If I knew this then you would have gotten sprites sooner.

how far does the "we code things in as long as we get sprites" hole go

because i have a lot of horrible ideas already sprited

and if they make it to the tg codebase my sides will hit the station and turn into plasma

Well first you really need someone willing to code it. And I'm hardly willing to code anything. Unless it's really needed.

[miauw62]

I can PM you the sprites I have atm if you want, Nien.

[LordSlowpoke]

I promised to make it possible to photocopy your ass if somebody made sprites.

Today I received sprites.
;_;

If I knew this then you would have gotten sprites sooner.

how far does the "we code things in as long as we get sprites" hole go

because i have a lot of horrible ideas already sprited

and if they make it to the tg codebase my sides will hit the station and turn into plasma

Well first you really need someone willing to code it. And I'm hardly willing to code anything. Unless it's really needed.

...what if i coded it and sprited it and hid it under a really, really nice feature to have but also made the code so intertwined you can't have master controller optimizations without space ninja clowns boarding the station at the 2 hour mark to steal the singularity while shouting wgw through all the frequencies and forever young from initial d playing as an .ogg

what if the above is highly hypothetical and i'm not firing up dream maker as i write this

e: occurs to me i could pull this off if i tried to commit a few snippets of c as byond coders simply do not speak c (last instance i've seen it used in was in ancient code, and i do mean ancient. that and goon stuff)

[miauw62]

Because that'll never, EVER get merged? All PRs are extremely well checked for snowflake code and the like.

[Nienhaus]

e: occurs to me i could pull this off if i tried to commit a few snippets of c as byond coders simply do not speak c (last instance i've seen it used in was in ancient code, and i do mean ancient. that and goon stuff)

I normally look through the code on every push and there has not been one code I have read that I don't understand.

[Iceblaster]

Is it just my internet connection, or can no one connect right now?

[Man of Paper]

I'm having an issue too.

[Iceblaster]

Well I updated and still forever connecting

[Flying Dice]

Yep, same issue here. I'll check back in a few hours.

[Iceblaster]

I think this will sum up my first round back in Goon.

Mining, boring round, get shot up my captain by accident. Then this.

Spoiler: Hehe (click to show/hide)

You have added the laser drill to the miner's belt.
Donny Polish  [135.7] says, "HK DRONE NEAR STATION"
Donny Polish  [145.9] says, "HK DRONE NEAR STATION"
You have added the geological scanner to the miner's belt.
Vladmir Dimitri kicks the catwalk surface!
Donny Polish  [145.9] says, "Outside cargo QM"
The Mining Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
Grand System Republic Update

Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.

Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] asks, "HK Drone?"
Vladmir Dimitri asks, "HK Drone?"
Grayson Sokol  [145.9] says, "That drone will be good as dust when I get finished with it."
Donny Polish  [135.7] says, "Hunter Killer"
Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] says, "Ah"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Ah"
The Mining Shuttle has Moved!
Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] says, "Not used to the acronyms. Apologies"
Vladmir Dimitri says, "Not used to the acronyms. Apologies"
You are hit by the energy bolt!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Vladmir Dimitri stammers, "EEEEP"
Donny Polish  [135.7] says, "Good luck Grayson"
Vladmir Dimitri stammers, "Pleeaaseeedonn''''tthhuurrrtmmee"
Your whole body hurts.
Vladmir Dimitri stammers, "Urrgg......."
Grayson Sokol  [135.7] asks, "Where is it again?"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Damian Smirnov  [145.9] says, "Nope I'm fucked"
Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] stammers, "DDaaammmmiiaann.......    WWWhoollee  bboooddyyy  hhuuurttssss.....    oooohh  ggoodd......."
Vladmir Dimitri stammers, "DDaaammmmiiaann.......    WWWhoollee  bboooddyyy  hhuuurttssss.....    oooohh  ggoodd......."
Dominick Kimple  [145.9] asks, "What happened to Shitty Bill?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi  [145.9] says, "It was actually a man in a bedsheet"
Chip  [145.9] states, "He teleported into the middle of a wall surrounded by rock"
Donny Polish  [135.7] says, "NO"
Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] stammers, "DDoooonn'tt  ttthhhinnnkk II''llll    maakkee  iitttt....."
Vladmir Dimitri stammers, "DDoooonn'tt  ttthhhinnnkk II''llll    maakkee  iitttt....."
Donny Polish  [135.7] says, "Damian"
Damian Smirnov  [145.9] says, "yeah that's the last hurrah for me"
Chip  [145.9] states, "Jera Knapenberger has signed up as Botanist."
You begin to recover.
You mutate!
You feel kind of off-balance and disoriented.
Donny Polish  [135.7] says, "You bitch"
Donny Polish  [135.7] says, "You had radbowd"
Dr. Swedlokim  [145.9] exclaims, "meatball subs ahoy!"
You mutate!
Y-you f.. feel a.. a bit n-n-nervous.
Donny Polish  [135.7] exclaims, "where are you!"
Damian Smirnov  [135.7] says, "sorry vlad was trying to get that smack talker"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You mutate!
You feel an irritating itch in your throat.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You mutate!
You feel funky.

Get up, shamble in the mining shuttle

Captain Bravo  [145.9] says, "AI, I need you to transfer 30,000 credits into my account."
Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] gasps, "Imm    nnnaahhtt  ddeeaaddd........,    yy''aaallll.."
Vladmir Dimitri gasps, "Imm    nnnaahhtt  ddeeaaddd........,    yy''aaallll.."
Damian Smirnov  [145.9] says, "Oh well that was a good run, got both my targets"
Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] gasps, "SSahhhnn aahhhfff aa  biiitttcchhh......."
Vladmir Dimitri gasps, "SSahhhnn aahhhfff aa  biiitttcchhh......."
Vladmir Dimitri  [135.7] gasps, "MMiniinn''   sshhhuuhhtlee......"
Vladmir Dimitri gasps, "MMiniinn''   sshhhuuhhtlee......"
Damian Smirnov  [135.7] says, "RIP Vlad"
Captain Bravo  [145.9] says, "Medical Director Authorization 5-6-niner"
Vladmir Dimitri  [145.9] gasps, "MMMiinniinn''    sshuuhttllee......."
Vladmir Dimitri gasps, "MMMiinniinn''    sshuuhttllee......."
Ettore Hector Boiardi  [145.9] says, "AI, track Jim Lahey."
Vladmir Dimitri  [145.9] gasps, "MMiigghht nnahhtt mmaakke  iittt  bbaacckk...."
Vladmir Dimitri gasps, "MMiigghht nnahhtt mmaakke  iittt  bbaacckk...."
Damian Smirnov  [145.9] says, "RIP Vlad, you were a trooper"
Damian Smirnov  [145.9] says, "you have my undying respect"
Vladmir Dimitri  [145.9] gasps, "TThhaaiiinnkkss......."
Vladmir Dimitri gasps, "TThhaaiiinnkkss......."
Chip  [145.9] states, "he is west of the chapel"
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...

Near death, shamble to the console to send the shuttle.

The Mining Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
Captain Bravo  [145.9] says, "Check personal accounts, look for rich people"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your arm hurts!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your chest hurts!

VLADMIR FUCKING DIMITRI FOR THE WIN

[Aseaheru]

Oh, those. Goon?

[Iceblaster]

Yeah. Dunno if I'm breaking the OP's rules, but I just thought it was awesome and wanted to share.

[Aseaheru]

I dunno, probably somewhere there is something saying NO GOON TALK.

[Aklyon]

Afaik its basically don't talk about what killed the previous major ss13 thread (bans and administration complaints that aren't relevant to this station).